00 Kevin
Kevin Elevin was agent for MI6 and he was good. Very good.
Kevin Elevin was tall pale man who had brown eye and big blond hair that was long like girl but much manly.
Kevin Elevin was at mansion in england kissing big boob girlfrined Krystal when he got email on computer from mi6 who say he need come to office very fast.
Kevin Elevin got in his black satin ferrari lamborghini and sped to office doing wheelie and smile big. Cops saw Kevin and pull next to him at redlight and yelled "Kevin Elevin slow down is people waking!" but Kevin say "sorry officers am working". Kevin wink at officers and kept doing wheelie fast until he get office.
When Kevin Elevin reach office man in all black suit sayed to him "0011 we need big help fast!". And Kevin sayed back "that is my job and i am good. Very good."
Kevin sayed "who are you though? Where is M?" and man in black sayed "i am Billy Tyrus is nice to meet you 0011 M is sick and I am here while he is gone. You can call me BT"
Kevin say "ok nice to meet you BT what is mission?" BT sayed "there was big robbery in france! Many men stoled the eiffel tower! But we think we is know who done it!" Kevin say "ok who done it?"
BT sayed "there is group called "Electric Crown" led by mystery man called "Bullet Tyrant". They is history of stealing things around planet and is very mystery noone catch them yet".
Kevin say "Am never heard of them i only do big mission. Send Bond instead please."
BT sayed "we did. He is mia and we think Bullet Tyrant capture him!"
Kevin looked very anger and said "noone shall hurt that sweet man i shall look for him until the day is dark and the night is violet! Or until i find him".
BT gave Kevin free ticket to paris and give him a gold plated pistol with black diamond studded silencer and crown on grip and also fireproof bulletproof vest and shake his hand goodbye saying "good luck Kevin i hope you doesn't die." Kevin say "even if i die my life will go on." and walk out hasilty.
Kevin Elevin flew to paris in first class airplane and got their very fast.
Kevin looked to see eiffel tower but it was gone as BT sayed. Kevin walk to spot where eiffel tower was at previously and used super spy scanner glasses to collect evidense. Kevin found black string and one of Bond hair from head!
Kevin sayed "ok enough evidence I think I know exactly where Electric Crown took Bond and eiffel tower."
Kevin Elevin got in pink rental car and sped off to Italy.
To be contiuned!?