A/N: Hellu everyone who actually has the guts to read my first fanfic!

Before we begin, I need to let some stuff out of my inside.

First of all, the title literally has nothing to do with the story. It was just a title my friend came up with (shout-out to her).

Next, don't get to serious about this ship/story. It was just something I made because I was bored with my life. Also, I made this to test my vocabulary. I recently have this strange addiction with writing stories. :p

And lastly, shout out to my fabulous classmates cause' why not ;)

Ok, I'll shut up now and let you read this random fanfic.

Ruby out, PEACE.

(DISCLAIMER: ALSO I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING)

Chapter 1: The Ogre

[SHREK'S POV]

It was another beautiful day at my swamp. I know I just woke up, but I knew it was gonna be a beautiful day. I can feels it. After laying down, wide awake for a moment, I decided to start my day.

So I sat up, yawned and stretched, got out of bed, put on my favorite outfit, and made my way to the dinning room, sunny and all. Why is a green ogre that lives in a swamp like me acting optimistic, you ask?

Well that's because I just realized how my life is awesome in so many levels.

First, I got married to this astonishingly kick-butt princess named Fiona. Later on, we had 4 kids, 2 boys and 2 girls, whom we just set on fire yesterday. Heck, I even have an annoyingly talkative donkey named Donkey for a sidekick. And lastly, and most definitly not the least, I'm still living in... MY SWAMP! YEAH! I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

I entered the dining room, expecting ready-made breakfast made by my beloved Fiona. But then I stopped on my tracks. "*GASP*" I gasped. There was no plate full of piss stuffed with piss with a side of garnished piss, nor a pitcher of mud with a floating eyeball in it. The dining table wasn't even filled with plates and utensils! And worst of all, Fiona wasn't there! I was so dazed and confused. Suddenly, a piece of paper flew and stuck to my face. I took it off.

It read:

"Gone somewhere—Forever.

Continue life without me :)

-Fiona"

Wait, what?! What does "Gone somewhere—Forever." mean? "Continue life without me"?! I can't do that! I was baffled even more. Suddenly, the world around me started to spin. I was getting dizzy. I suddenly found breathing difficult. What was happening to me?! My brain started to ache and my heart started to swell. That's it. I couldn't take it anymore.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I shouted in agony as I stormed out of the dining room. I opened the main door and ran to an unknown direction. My eyesight started to get blurry due to reading Fiona's note, so I didn't know where I was going. I ran and ran, hoping I'll end up someplace where I can calm down.

Few minutes passed, and I still haven't gotten into an accident. On second thought, I might've spoke to soon. I suddenly tripped on something—perhaps a rock—and fell down. Judging by the smell, I fell down on a puddle of melted frogs. Apparently, it didn't feel like I fell face-flat on a puddle of melted frogs. Instead, it felt like I was experiencing cold wind in a very wide space. Wait, were those arms wrapped around my waist?

Oh great, now my mind was playing tricks on me!

I slowly started to regain my vision. By then, I realized I wasn't face-flat on a puddle of melted frogs. I was soaring about 300 feet above the sky. Woah. Did that mean I had grown a pair of wings? Oh my shorts! No wonder my mind was playing tricks on me! I wonder how they look like! Were they feathery like Cupid's? Or were they like those of a butterfly? I hope it wasn't the latter.

I checked my back to find out. Sadly, there were no wings. In it's place was a strange, intimidating spaceman with wings at it's back. Wait, what?!

"*SCREAMS*" I screamed in horror. "*SCREAMS*" the spaceman echos. He looked like he wanted to drop me. Fortunately, he didn't.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! AND WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" I asked, demanding a reasonable answer. The spaceman face froze, struck by how my question came out. "Well, *coughs*, I'm Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. And I want to help you" he answered, staring into the unknown and posing in front of the sun dramatically. That did not really satisfying me. Noticing that, he continued.

"You see, I was just flying around, like I usually do, when I noticed you running into the darker part of the woods, obviously blinded. I decided to swoop down and save you from falling onto a puddle of melted frogs."

Now I was slightly satisfied. Slightly. There was an awkward silence.

"Your welcome" he said, breaking the silence. I still didn't know what to say. For some reason, my brain wasn't functioning because of the guy carrying me. Suddenly, sunlight reflected from Buzz's helmet shone onto my face and blinded me once more.

"HISSSSSSS" I hissed like that snake from The Jungle Book.

"Maybe I should splash some water to your face to refreshen it" Buzz worriedly suggested, already swooping down more then 300 feet down without waiting for my reply. I could tell this guy liked going fast cause' with a blink of the eye, we were only inches above a peaceful, flowing river. He removed one arm off me and used it to scoop up some water. He splashed it on my face. Ooh. It felt so... refreshing, just as he guranteed.

My eyesight became clearer than ever for some odd reason. I could finally see the more glorious things in life. Like the heart of the guy who just saved my life—twice.

"T-t-thank you" I muttered, somewhat amazed by him. "Just doing my job" he replied casually. Another silence occured between us. But this time, it was more comfortable.

I let him take me to who-knows-where. Suddenly, a random thought occurred to me. I was thinking... What if we ran away on an adventure together? Yes, an adventure! He seemed muscular enough to survive the wilderness we'll go through. I know we just met, but this part of me knew it didn't matter. WAIT. What if he's bringing me to the place where we'll start our adventure?! OH MY SHORTS, HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS?! I plastered this huge, wide grin on my face.

Some minutes flew by—and I still had that grin on my face—when Buzz started to lower us down. YAS! OUR ADVENTURE HAS JUST BEGUN!

But then my face slowly fell when I realized where he was bringing me. He was bringing me back to my own, freaking swamp! Like, who does that to their destined love?!

"Here you go, Shrek. Now you may continue life" Buzz said, landing me onto that same place he found me.

Just before he left, I grabbed his arm. "Wait, Buzz, what about everything we've just been through? You saving me twice? Us having a beautifully comfortable silence? The adventure we were about to have?" I reminisced. Buzz looked at me. "Think about it, Buzz. Just think about it. We have this special bond. This special spark. Didn't that mean anything to you, Buzz?!"

He looked at me with pity in his eyes. He started to look reluctant to leave me fact, maybe he wasn't gonna leave me alone after all. But then he turned his face away.

"That meant NOTHING to me" he snarled, blasting off in full speed.

Leaving me and our memories behind.

So yeah, there goes the first chapter. AMAZING.

Look, I don't wanna seem desperate but...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIMME A FAVORITE OR FOLLOW OR REVIEW OR SOMETHING. I NEED ALL THE SUPPORT I NEED. But if you don't want to, then I'm not forcing you. Lol.

Ok I'm out. :p