Hey Guys! I've read a few Thalico stories and I really wanted to write my own! So here it goes. One thing I noticed in almost every story is that thalia is obsessed with ice cream.
Thalia's POV
Ah. Wilderness. This is the life.
Yeah, right. And my favorite activity is poking things with a very sharp, very long stick. Well, actually it is, but that's besides the point. The point is that I'm totally and completely miserable with the hunters. And I know what your thinking. Oh ma gosh Thalia! How could you ever complain about being an immortal teenage girl? That's like, a crime to the entire existence of toothbrushes! Yeah, well you know what? Screw being immortal. I miss camp. I miss my friends. And most of all, I miss all those yummy boys in this world, begging- and I mean begging to be paid attention to. How could a teenage girl in her peaking point in puberty not pay attention? But the hunters are my family. So I wont quit. Unless I find a yummisicle I just CANNOT resist.
Anyway, Artemis informed us we would be going to camp today. Yay! Maybe I'll me that guy.
"Melissa! Get all the hunters on the coach bus NOW!"
Ya, that's right. Being in constant contact with an immortal god has its perks.
So the minute I boarded the bus I fell asleep. I'm just so tired. I mean, wouldn't you be if you had to lead about fifty adolescent girls through the flipping woods for sixteen hours a day? Not fun. I'm starting to question why I ever joined in the first place. Riiiiiiight. IT WAS TO AVOID GETTING SKEWERED BY THE GREAT PROPHESY! A to-tal misnomer. I personal think they should've called it the Please don't read to children under the age of a century otherwise you might have a little accident involving pee and pants Prophesy. Much more appropriate. I had to cencor the language for what I really thought it should be named. But this'll have to do. I'm getting a little sleepy… Yawwww zzzz….
Just a Preview of the first chapter! Hope its funny enough! Please review! I will provide laughs and shirtless Percys if you do! So lets play CLICK THAT BUTTON! YA! That one!