Griffin: Hey everybody!
Cast of Negima: Go away!
Griffin: What! You don't want me?
Negi: It's not that Griffin…
Asuna: Like hell! We're scared of you! We know what you're putting those guys from Naruto though!
Griffin: But… but… I haven't gone near them in three year! School's been too tough!
Asuna: I don't care! We won't have anything to do with you!
Griffin: I FEEL SO UNLOVED!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Bursts into tears
Asuna: Tears won't work on me.
Griffin: Then how about anvils?
Asuna: Anvils?
A massive anvil falls out of the sky and lands on Asuna's head.
Griffin: Well, that was convenient. Any more objections?
Rest of Negima Cast: N-n-no
Griffin: Good. (insert evil laugh here)
Anyway, here's my idea:
I'm watching Whose Line is it Anyway on ABC Family (how it got on that station, I'll never know) waiting for the Olympics to come on and it suddenly hits me: I bet this would be ten times funnier with Negima characters! Reviewers serve as the audience! I'll be the host and dish out points (that really don't matter, ha!) I'll do more that one show, so I can humiliate as many characters and play as many of the games as I can.
Each "show" will last five chapters (one for each game), and then we'll start a whole new show, when you, the reviewers, will vote on which characters to participate (read: humiliate) next. I'm not planning on dividing the shows into separate fics, but I will if you think I should.
So, everybody, send in your reviews! Which four Negima characters do you want to see play first! And then, stay tuned and watch the madness unfold!
Griffin: The fate of the Negima cast is now in the hands of the reviewers, and I get to play host! COOL!!
Negi: We're going to die, aren't we?
Sayo: Maybe you'll become ghosts like me!
Griffin: Vote on which four of these lovely characters you want me to torture and/or humiliate first! The cast of Negima are suddenly on a beauty pageant stage, all wearing gowns. There are so many to choose from!
Asuna: comes too What the hell is going on here!
Setsuna: … (too busy blushing)
Negi: Why am I wearing a dress! I'm a boy!
Ayaka: dies from massive blood loss
Negi: Iinchō-san!
Griffin: Don't worry, she not really dead. At least, I don't think she is…
Cast of Negima: sweatdrop
Griffin: Anyway, the first game is "Change Letter", (if you don't know what that is, go to the Wikipedia page called "List of Games from Whose Line is it Anyway") so give me a scene, and I'll pick the funniest! I'll try to get the chapter written in a couple of days. Dewa kore de!
!!Extra!!
Somewhere in this chapter I used a line from a new cartoon on Cartoon Network. Tell me the line and the show, and you'll win a walk-on cameo in the next chapter!