Random Bleach and HP story Idea I had
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if a week before Ichigo and them invade the Soul Society some truths come out about certain people, and no I don't mean the traitors. AU OOC Evil! Mayuri and FemHarry Femslash and bashing await!)
It seemed like a normal Captain and Vice-Captain meeting only something was off right from the start. Two captains and one vice-captain were missing. Now Squad Eleven Captain Kenpatchi Zaraki and his adoptive daughter, Squad Eleven Vice-Captain Yachiru being late to a meeting was nothing new. Neither of them had any sense of direction at all. What was surprising was that Squad Ten Captain Toshiro Hitsuguya was missing from the meeting as well although his Vice-Captain was actually there. The Captain Commander only looked amused as this, as did several others, before turning to Captain Soifon of Squad Two.
"Soifon-Taicho, the fact that Hitsuguya-Taicho took the day off escaped my notice earlier. Since you are the fastest perhaps you should go and inform him of the meeting?" Yamamoto asked in amusement causing her to snort slightly and nod a vaguely amused expression on her face.
"Let me guess. He went to spend the day with Imouto-chan and her cousins?" Soifon asked causing almost everyone else there to blink, she had a sister?
"Yep! Taicho-kun couldn't wait to see her again…or that Karin girl he likes to play soccer with so much." Rangiku Matsumoto, Vice-Captain of Squad Ten said with a sly teasing smile that caused Soifon to smirk while Vice-Captain of Squad Four, Isane Kotestu, snickered at this.
"I'm sure. Hitsuguya-taicho sure seems to like hanging out with Angel-hime and her friends, especially Karin-chan." Isane said with a snicker while several others snickered as well, much to everyone elses confusion.
"I'll be back in a minute. Oi! Isane! I'll let Imouto-chan know you'll be dropping by to check on her later while I'm there." Soifon said walking towards the door before stopping and calling over her shoulder to the tall and lanky lavender haired girl that blushed at this and the devious smirks the others were sending her.
"A-Arigato Soifon-Taicho." Isane called after the Chinese woman who merely waved a hand dismissively as she Flash Stepped away towards the World of the Living.
"Oh ho ho. Isane-chan can't wait to see her 'hime' hmm?" Vice-Captain Nanao Ise asked with a sly grin on her face that shocked most of the others. Isane blushed darker and opened her mouth to say something when Yamamoto interrupted.
"Before you two start…Isane-fukutaicho. Please go and retrieve Zaraki-Taicho and Yachiru." Yamamoto said giving the two Vice-Captains amused looks while Isane suddenly straightened up again seriously.
"Hai." She said before turning and sticking her tongue out at Nanao just as she Flash Stepped away, much to Kiyone's amusement.
"See Rangiku! I told you the plan for getting nee-chan to loosen up some would work! She hasn't stuck her tongue out at anyone since she was seven!" Kiyone said grinning widely over at Rangiku who grinned back at her. Kiyone may just be the joint third seat of Squad Thirteen but there was no lieutenant for their squad so she and Sentaro had been brought along instead.
"I think it's mostly her 'hime' that got her to loosen up so much and not be so awkward." Vice-Captain Nemu said blandly and causing those who knew what she was talking about to nod slightly.
"Not be so awkward is right! We were hanging out with Hime in the world of the Living the other day when one guy came up and made some stupid and crass remark to her about going out with a 'real man' in his words." Kiyone said giggling while the Captain-Commander and a few of the Vice-Captains winced at this but smirked.
"What did she do to the foolish boy?" Yamamoto asked his eyes gleaming in amusement as he looked at Kiyone.
"Well at first she just snickered when Hime said 'Real Man where?' and looked around. Then the guy decided to grab Hime's arm hard enough to leave a bruise on her…" Kiyone said causing several pairs of eyes to widen as she grinned devilishly.
"Oh dear. How badly did Isane mutilate him?" Nanao asked in amusement causing Kiyone's grin to widen further.
"The poor dumbass was sent to the hospital with a cracked skull, broken nose, four broken ribs, his spine broken in two places, and the word 'dumbass' carved into his chest." Kiyone rattled off causing many eyes to widen and eyebrows to shoot upwards.
"I've never heard of Isane being so…violent before." Captain of Squad Four, and the scariest woman in the Soul Society, Retsu Unohana said shocked. This just caused several chuckles of amusement to escape from those that seemed to know what was going on with Isane.
"That was mild for Nee-chan. Hell one time when the two of us and Zaraki-Taicho were in the world of the Living visiting Hime about a month ago some guy and his friends tried forcing themselves on me and Hime. Sis went batshit insane on them! She scared even Zaraki-Taicho with what she did to those guys!" Kiyone said with a giggle of dark amusement, causing several jaws to drop at that while Rangiku laughed well cackled to be more precise.
"I'm sure she did. Isane literally ripped one guys dick off and shoved it up his ass, balls and all! She also shoved a metal pip right up another guys-"
"Thank you Matsumoto-Fukutaicho." Yamamoto interrupted looking rather pale at what she had said alone, he didn't want to know the rest of it.
"Soifon-Taicho was there too and was so impressed with what Isane did she offered to make Isane her fukutaicho immediately should Isane want to." Nemu said with a giggle at Yamamoto's reaction.
"I don't doubt it. Isane beat those guys so bad that I doubt even Unohana-Taicho could heal them! Not like we'd let her even try to though. They deserved every bit of what she did to them." Nanao said smirking while Unohana's eyebrows were way past her hairline now. If Isane truly beat someone so bad that Unohana herself couldn't heal them…then the older woman should probably retire and make Isane Captain for being able to pull it off.
"Honestly Zaraki-Taicho how many times have we told you to look before you cut! If it wasn't for that shield trick Angel-hime taught me you would have taken off my left hand, wrist and all just now!" Isane could be heard scolding as she walked into the room with some blood on her uniform and Yachiru riding on her shoulders, being held there by the tall girls still bleeding left arm. Several jaws dropped when they saw that she was using her right arm to literally drag Kenpatchi Zaraki by his Captains coat.
"I said I was sorry! I didn't hear you coming! Besides shouldn't you know better than to try and stop me when I'm in the middle of a fight?" Zaraki said right back although it looked remarkably like he was pouting at being dragged.
"Isane-Fukutaicho. What happened?" Yamamoto asked in amusement as he surveyed the scene while Yachiru was holding onto Isane's head so she wouldn't fall and was jabbering a mile a minute to the tall girl.
"I followed Zaraki-Taicho's spiritual pressure to the first division training grounds. It seems he was fighting someone after getting lost again. I showed up in time to stop him from skewering your fourth seat sir." Isane reported glancing up at the head captain before Zaraki muttered something about tall girls being too strong for their own good.
"I wasn't aware you thought someone could be considered too strong Zaraki-taicho and stop complaining about my height…that's my job." Isane said lashing back with her left heel to drive it into the man's back, causing him to yelp slightly when she hit a particularly soft spot on his skin…or as soft as his skin could get at least.
"I can't wait to see pretty-pretty again! I'll get to see her soon right Beads? You said she was going to come and visit sometime soon!" Yachiru chirped up, obviously ignoring what Isane had just done to the pink haired girls adoptive father and causing a small smile to grace Isane's face.
"Hai hai Yachiru-chan. You'll be seeing Angel-hime soon when she comes to visit me." Isane said causing Yachiru to squeal and hug her head happily.
"Yay! I can't wait! It's been so long since I saw pretty-pretty! Ohh that reminds me! Does Braidy-Taicho know pretty-pretty? You told pretty-pretty that you'd take her to Braidy-Taicho when she came to visit right?" Yachiru asked suddenly causing Isane, who had turned her head to glare at Zaraki for a muttered comment, to smile sheepishly.
"No I haven't introduced Angel-hime to Unohana-Taicho yet but I will when she comes to visit okay? You can even ride on her shoulders like you are mine. You know she doesn't mind." Isane said releasing Zaraki and kicking him in the back of his legs when he stood up and muttered something that made her turn a dark shade of red usually associated with tomatoes.
"Ohh did Isane get embarrassed about her hime?" Nanao teased immediately picking up where she left off earlier.
"Not that I'm surprised or anything. If hime wasn't dating you then I might try to snag her for myself. She's quite the catch after all." Nanao pressed watching as Isane's face turned to stone as she gently set Yachiru down and turned towards Nanao.
"Over my dead soul will I let you come near her like that! The only way I'd ever break up with Angel-hime is if she no longer wanted me and I'd rather rearrange your face before letting you date her." Isane literally snarled as she lunged at Nanao, causing Nanao to yelp and run for it. Rangiku, Yachiru, and Kiyone were watching in amusement while Nemu shook her head in disbelief and Kenpatchi snickered as Nanao took refuge behind the amused Captain Commander.
"Oh no. No hiding behind me Nanao-fukutaicho. I do not want to be in between you two when she's after you…especially after you said what you did about Isane-fukutaicho's hime." Yamamoto said moving from in front of her and, when she just ducked behind him again, picking her up by the back of her uniform and placing her over by Unohana.
"Who is this mysterious 'Hime' they're talking about?" Captain of Squad Nine, Gin Ichimaru, asked aloud in confusion although his eternal smile never fell.
"I have no idea." Captain of Squad Five, Aizen Sousoke, said blandly as he watched while the normally timid vice-captain chased the normally strict and foreboding vice-captain around.
"Hime is what we usually call her unless we simply refer to her as our 'imouto' like Soifon-Taicho and Hitsuguya-Taicho prefer to do. We never and I mean never call her 'Tenshi-Hime' especially around Isane or Hime. As far as they're concerned, that is Isane's personal nickname for Hime." Rangiku told the two…and everyone else as she watched Isane chase Nanao around.
"How did she come up with that nickname? Is it part of this Hime girls name?" Captain of Squad Thirteen, Juushiro, asked raising a dark eyebrow in amusement as he watched the two Vice-Captains.
"No her name is Emerald. Emerald Snow Potter believe it or not." Rangiku said snickering at the look on several other peoples faces at the name, although Unohana's reaction was the most curious as her head snapped towards Rangiku with her serene blue eyes wide open in shock at hearing the name.
"The reason Isane calls her that nickname is mainly based on how they met. You see about four years ago Isane was sent on a mission to the world of the living to get rid of an Arrancar level Hollow. It took her a while to track down the Hollow as it was very elusive but when she did manage to track it down she managed to kill it easily enough, it was the other three Hollows who were hiding behind the bigger ones Spirit Energy that got the jump on her. She had managed to dispatch the three of them by herself but she was wounded badly and loosing blood something fierce, plus one of the hollows threw her into the cement ground from about fifteen to twenty feet up so it was quite a fall. She was, understandably, rather dazed from all of this when Hime found her in the abandoned alley she had been thrown in and managed to heal her using some Human Kido she called magic. Isane woke up rather dazed and made a comment on how Hime looked like an 'Angelic Princess' before passing out again. Thus Isane's nickname for her stuck and no one else is allowed to use it!" Rangiku finished the explanation as Isane finally caught Nanao and was about to start beating the girl within an inch of her afterlife.
"What is Isane's relation to the Potter Girl for her to be this protective and possessive?" Squad Three Captain, Tousen, asked looking in Rangiku's general direction. Before the busty Vice-Captain could answer the door banged open to show Soifon and Toshiro Hitsuguya there with someone in Soifon's arms, looking badly bruised and bloody although there was some ice on her and a sword in her hand.
"Isane! Quit threatening Nanao and get over here! You're fiancée is barely alive!"