Disclaimer: I don't own H2O: Just Add Water.

Author's note: This story is from Cleo's POV.


No fun!

I'm Cleo Amanda Sertori and I'm both a normal young woman and a mermaid.

Last night I had sex for the first time. It wasn't any special guy. Just some random guy from school.

It was no fun in any way. It hurt and it didn't feel nice or good.

Why the fuck does Rikki love doing that all the time?

It was a freakin' nightmare. No fun!

And that guy was such a loser. All he said when I started to cry because it hurt so much was "Calm down Cleo, it's gonna be much better next time.".

Next time? There'll never be a next time. At least not in a long time and not with him. What he did to me gotta be the worst sex in the history of humanity. It was so bad. That guy didn't know anything about how to make a girl happy.

Why did I even have sex to begin with?

It's not Cleo-ish to have sex. Sex is a Rikki-thing. I'm not Rikki, you know. I'm Cleo.

Why did it hurt so much?

Rikki always says that sex is so nice. I thought sex was supposed to be something wonderful. This was not how I wanted my first time to be.

Maybe there's something wrong with me...

Maybe the mermaid-part of me makes it impossible for me to have good sex...

No, that can't be it. Rikki is a mermaid too and she's having sex all the time and claim to love it.

Then maybe it was the guy...

Maybe he was just worthless in bed.

I guess I'll find out the next time I have sex.

I hope my second time's gonna be much better than my first.

Bye!