Mellowed
Clai: What's with this, Melanie?
MelanieMew: What's with what?!
Clai: The story title (o.o)
MelanieMew: Forget it
Clai: What's that supposed to mean?!
Paige: Clai, just forget it
Clai: Where did you come from?
MelanieMew: I created her and you. And I can un-create you just as easy
Clai: (tears)
Paige: Can I do the disclaimer? Please? Pretty Please?
MelanieMew: (nods)
Paige: (Does cabbage patch) MelanieMew owns none of the Sonic Characters. She owns only the characters you do not recognize..
MelanieMew: Not all the characters they don't recognize! I gotta thank my bff for letting me use Saria!
Saria: Hey everyone!
Rascal: Let us begin!!
Clai: Wait! We must tell our readers everyone's ages!
Paige: Fine, whatever
(Ages are as Followed)
Sonic-17
Amy-16
Shadow-17
Clai-16
Silver-17
Blaze-16.5
Knuckles-18
Saria-17
Rascal-16
Rouge-19
Drake-19
Paige-16
Tails-13
Cream-12
Sonic: Can we start now? I do have better places to be!
MelanieMew: (holds up a cap gun that looks extremely real) not anymore
Shadow: Do it, do it, do it, do it, doooooo iiitttt!
MelanieMew: I'll wait and see if he pisses me off anymore
Shadow: awe!
Silver: Um... Melanie?
MelanieMew: What, Silv?
Silver: Can we start please? I wanna know what happens!
MelanieMew (big huge smile) absolutely!
Sonic: HEY!
MelanieMew: What?!
Sonic: When I asked you held me at gun point!
MelanieMew: That's because you're a cocky bastard!
Silver, Shadow, Clai, Knuckles, Saria and pretty much everyone except Sonic: (sniggers)
Rouge: Whoop whoop!
MelanieMew: Now we start!
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"Sonic! Wait up!" a silver hedgehog was attempting to catch up to a blue blur. "Silver, you know I wait for no one!" Sonic snapped back. "Watch your attitude, boy. You know what happened last time you made fun of me!" Silver half growled, half laughed. A sky blue fox walked up behind Sonic. "That's right Fruit Loop. Watch it." She slapped the back of his head and walked over to hug Silver. "Hey, Clai! What's up?" Silver asked his friend. "Not much. I guess just making sure Sonic isn't being an ass." The fox replied. Her hot pink eyes darted towards the cowering hedgehog, giving off an evil glare. Clai Thorn was known to be a sassy brat, but she always sticks up for her friends, especially when Sonic was involved. Her waist-length black hair was down as usual. Her stomach was showing from a jade green tank top and destroyed jeans showed of smooth, blue legs. On her feet, black and red converse sneakers. She was also wearing her usual palm-less gloves. All in all, she was also known to be very attractive. In others words, she was taken by the one and only…
"Babe, I thought I told you not to be wearing sluttish clothes like that!" A voice came from behind. Clai turned to see Shadow the Hedgehog walking towards them. Silver smiled while Sonic cursed quietly. "I heard that, Fruit Loop." Clai growled at her boyfriend. "Only I can call him that, Alpha Bits. And besides I can wear whatever the fuck I want! You're not the fucking boss of what I wear!" Shadow rolled his eyes. "What a foul mouth you have!" Then Silver looked at the girl. "What's with you and the Cereal Nicknames?" He asked. Clai just shrugged. "I dunno." Silver still had a look. "Why don't I have one?" Clai cocked her head to the side. "Let's see, how about Lucky Charmz? You have always been mine anyways!" Silver smiled. "I love it!" He hugged his old friend. Sonic looked pissed, as did Shadow. "How come he gets the good name?" Shadow nodded in agreement. "I'm supposed to be your boyfriend," He added.
"I've known Silver way before you guys and on more than one occasion he saved my life, and I always get awesome luck when I'm around him." She shot back darkly. She saw something out of the corner of her eye. "Hey look! A hundred dollars!" She squealed, holding up a brown piece of paper with '100' on it. Silver shot the other hedgehogs a look saying 'see?' Sonic looked disgusted. "Smart ass," he muttered under his breath. Silver ignored Sonic and walked over to Clai. She smiled at him. "Lucky Charmz strikes again!" She giggled. Then she started walking away. Silver knew where a split second before she screamed to the heavens, "I'M OFF TO THE MALL!!"
As the three male hedgehogs followed the fox to the mall, They met up with Amy, Paige, and Rascal. "Hey Doll face!" Sonic said happily to the pink hedgehog in front of him. Amy giggled in delight and gave Sonic a peck of the cheek. Paige laughed at Sonics foolishness and held Rascals hand. Paige was a beige rabbit with dark fudge hair and chocolate-coloured eyes. Her black dress was blowing in the slight breeze and her black boots stood firm in the spot where she was standing. Rascal, on the other hand, was a grey-blue hedgehog with flaming green hair and eyes. Rascal and Shadow exchanged quick nods and Sonic ignored the fourth male due to the fact that he believed that Rascal was a player. Then the seven friends headed towards the mall, met up with Tails, Rouge, Drake, Blaze, Cream, and Saria. Clai blew all her money on lunch for the fourteen people she would give her life for.
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MelanieMew: Whew! That wasn't as hard as I thought it would be!
Sonic: Why does Clai call me "Fruit Loop"?
MelanieMew: That will be explained in the next chapter, as well as why she calls Shadow "Alpha Bits"
Clai: Can I list everyone's cereal name? PLEASE?!
MelanieMew: No, but you can at the authors note in Chapter Two. Beause that's when readers will need to know who's who. You will no longer use real names except for when you pissed!
Clai: Awesome!
Knuckles: Hey Mel?
MelanieMew: What Knuckles?
Knuckles: Got any teasers for the next chapter?
MelanieMew: Always! The fourteen furries (by the way when they are all together they call themselves the Mellows) are gonna head to the beach, Sonic is gonna get his blue ass kicked by Clai. Amy and Clai are then gonna get into it. Rouge asks someone out, Knuckles makes out with a girl (ooh shocker!) and Silver is gonna have a ball
Sonic: Why do I have to get my asked kicked by her?
Clai: Oh, Sonic! You know I don't hate you in real life! Only Shadow, Melanie, and Paige do!
Sonic: But why does Clai kick my ass? Why can't she kick Shadow's?
Shadow: Because Clai is my girlfriend and Melanie is the author
MelanieMew: Thanks Shad!
Shadow: Welcome
Sonic: But why –
Paige: Hey Sonic! Look! It's a chili dog! (holds up a chili dog)
Sonic: (nosebleed)
Paige (throws chili dog) Get it boy!
Sonic: (runs to catch it)
Paige: (Looks at watch) Three, Two, One (points at sonic)
x- Large Explosion -x
Clai: Paige, what was that?
Paige: A chili dog bomb! I put dynamite into the bun instead of a hotdog wiener!
x- MelanieMew, Shadow and Paige all high-five- x
--Join us next time to see if Sonic is okay, and read the rest of my story!--