Strange Love

I do not own Suicide Squad in any way.

A/N - This Joker is a mixture of Jared Leto's Joker and Jerome from Gotham.

The Joker was in his cell, enjoying the silence, when a door slammed and he heard the other inmates started to whistle and catcall. He got up and peered out the small opening in his door.

The guards were walking a small blonde down the corridor. Before they got to his cell, the guards turned.

"What are you doing?" one of them asked the other.

"You know we can't take her by his cell", the guard said looking at the Joker.

The blonde turned her head and he saw two bright blue eyes, surrounding by eye shadow and makeup.

The Joker smirked. He would find out who she was if it was the last thing he did.

The next day at lunch time, the Joker noticed how the young woman was sitting at a table by herself, a guard standing at her side.

He picked up his lunch tray and made his way over to her.

"Hold it right there", the guard said, placing his hand on the Joker's chest.

The Joker glared at him. He grabbed the plastic knife off his tray and jammed it into the guard's neck.

As the guard hit the ground, he looked around, challenging the other guards to do something. When they did nothing, the Joker smirked and sat down across from her. "So, tell me why they're treating you so nicely", he said.

She sat there frozen.

"Hello? Anyone in there, princess?" he asked her, snapping his fingers in front of her face.

"You're the Joker", she breathed.

"I know who I am, sweetheart. I want to know who you are", he said.

She blushed and said, "Lily…"

"Lily what?" the Joker asked.

"Quinzel", she told him.

The Joker straightened up.

She was Harley's sister? What were the chances?

"So that's how you know who I am", the Joker said smirking, "What're you in for?"

"I was shoplifting. They tried to take it from me, so I bit off the security guard's ear", Lily said, taking a bite of her sandwich.

"I like a girl with a thirst for blood", the Joker told her.

"Guess crazy just runs in our blood", she said. Lily gave him a small smirk of her own, before he was put in a chokehold.

"See ya later, dollface!" he said, cackling as they dragged him out of the cafeteria.

Lily was moved to a cell far away from the Joker and the Joker wasn't allowed to eat with everyone else. "You do realize, the more ya keep me away from her, the more I want her right?" the Joker asked the guard standing next to his cell.

The guard was silent.

The Joker growled and walked over to his window.

It looked over the fenced in yard.

Normally, there was no one down there, but today there was one person down there by themselves.

"Heya dollface!" the Joker yelled out the window.

Lily's head snapped up. She couldn't see him, but she heard his voice.

"Hey!" the guard said, banging on his door, "Keep that up and we'll muzzle ya".

The Joker glared at him and turned back to the window. He watched as Lily simply walked around the yard.

It kinda pissed him off that she was getting treated better than everyone else, but he figured it was because they didn't want to anger him or Harley.

Of course Harley was in Blackgate (because they didn't want them in the same facility) and probably wouldn't be getting out anytime soon.

He needed to get out of here and soon.

Lily was in her cell when she heard an explosion. She jumped up from her bed and looked out the window. She heard sirens start to go off and she wondered what was going on. She heard gunshots and the two guards standing next to her cell hit the ground.

"Miss me, princess?" she heard.

Her door opened and the Joker stood in front of her.

He scooped her up, bridal style.

Lily giggled as he carried her out.