Disclamier: Don't own Pjo.

Hello freaks of nature. My name is Nico Di Angelo. I think I have a middle name. Daddy ( his name is Hades- yes that Hades) said he won't tell me it since it's really embarrassing.

Three main things about my awesome self.

I am a son of Hades ( yes again that Hades)

I am emo/gothic

I cheat on my girlfriends a lot.

Speaking of cheating, I cheated on my ex ( twice) Thalia Grace ( also gothic) so we broke up. Then her therapist ( poor guys traumatized in a hospital now) said he made her do a blogy-thingy and that I should get one. I followed his advice since I was bored. Now I'm talking to you peeps.

WARNING: THE MURDEROUS BLOODTHIRSTY THALIA GRACE IS ON A KILLING SPREE ACROSS THE U.S. IN SEARCH OF MY BLOOD. SHE WILL DECAPITATE ANYONE WHO GETS IN HER WAY! CONSIDERED ARMED AND HIGHLY LIKELY TO KILL ME!

Yep, Thalia wants my black-haired head on a platter. I'm scared. So I'm on the run across the U.S. If any of you are willing to hide me in your closet I'll get you a happy meal. Hide me.

I doubt any of you are willing because of the comments on her blog.

Come on, please?

This is the ghost of Christmas past speaking. You will hide Nico Di Angelo from his ex.

Come on! I'll get you a freakin happy meal!

Now, I am sitting in the play place at a McDonalds somewhere in New Mexico, stuffing nuggets and fries in my face. You be jealous of my bitchin' pad. I'm making the little ones pay at dollar if they want to go down the slide.

I have escaped many times from Thalia and her army of minions. One of those crazy peeps tied me up and threw me in their parent's closet and feed me...DUN DUN DUN...BURGER KING! AHHHHH!

Luckily I escaped. You should have seen the looks in her parents faces! 1:00 in the morning and an extremely sexy emo kid bursts out of their closet! Did I mention they were...Never mind.

And I was not running and screaming no matter what others tell you.

Since Thalia had gained many supporters from her blog I decided to make one and gain my own army of evil minions. THIS IS WAR THALIA!

Wait..is that...?

Oh my Ronald McDonald. ( what! He is totally holy!)

THALIA OH MY GODS! SHE'S HERE! SHE GLARING AT ME FROM THE LINE! SHE'S MAKING HER WAY TO THE PLAYPLACE! SHADOW TRAVEL TIME!

Emo dude out.

Peace.

FROM A SCARED AS HELL ( BUT STILL SEXY) EMO KID NICO DI ANGELO!

Wisegirl8756:

Wow. You really are a player aren't you?

Re: Wisegirl8756:

What can I say? I like dem girls.

SeaweedBrain789:

Where are you now?

Re: SeaweedBrain789:

Can't tell you. She'll come to rip my intestines out. Just saying, I'm NOWHERE near Florida.

Punkgothlightninglover43:

See you at 3:00 emo dude. I've got my dagger. He says things to me. Like how he loves the taste of your flesh.

Re: Punkgothlightninglover43:

0_o