So I think I may be god
Chapter 1: Stairs, a new apartment and the top floor F-ers
Okay, so maybe it wasn't a good idea to move into the building with the broken elevator. Picking the top floor probably wasn't a genius idea either. But in Akihisa's defense he thought it would be cool to live on the top floor. Plus it was either the top floor or the creepy dark second floor (he was pretty sure all the people on that floor were in some kind of guys only cult). Not to mention the fact that he didn't know the dang elevator was broken.
Akihisa panted as he put down the final box. All morning he had been going up and down the stairs carrying boxes into his new home. After a long talk (more like a three day debate smack down) with his older sister, Akihisa finally managed to convince her to let him live on his own (not that he didn't already). His parents were okay with it. And since his mom and dad were paying for his collage (a last request from his grandmother) and he had saved up money from working at the amusement park, Akihisa was able to move out a week later. And now he was starting his life as an independent individual.
But now he wished he hadn't become an independent individual before he had help moving in. Oh why didn't he take his sisters offer to help him move in? (Probably because she would have refused to leave afterwards) He was pretty sure he had spent all morning moving he stuff upstairs. It was now five in the afternoon and Akihisa hadn't seen anyone, except for the cloaked boys on the second floor (whom he refused to make eye contact with). Where was everyone?
" You do know we have an elevator, right?"
Akihisa looked up startled. Leaning on a wall was a 19 year old male with red hair and matching red eyes. He looked way too laid back to be awake.
" But it doesn't work!"
"Must not like you" came a voice behind him. Akihisa turned around to find a dark blue haired boy rummaging through his stuff.
"I was hoping you would be a girl." he sighed, pulling out photos from his jacket,
"Well sorry to disappoint. Who are you?"
The boy ignored him in favor of flipping through the pictures. Akihisa looked at the red head.
"I'm Yuuji and that over there is Kouta"
"I'm Akihisa. So do you guys live on this floor?"
"Yup I live to the left of you. And Kouta lives across the hall"
"Is this like an all guy building?"
"No."
"I would die before that happened"
"There is only two girls who live in this building"
"Are you guys the only ones on this floor?"
"No I live here too."
A girl came out of the room next to Kouta's. Her magenta colored hair in a ponytail swished from side to side as she walked to the three boys.
"My name is Minami"
"The other girl who lives here should be arriving any-"
"Hello everyone! What are all these boxes doing outside?"
In walked in the prettiest girl Akihisa had ever seen. She had long pink hair and cute smile that matched her pretty face. Not to mention the certain part of her that seemed to bounce as she ran towards them. And it seemed he wasn't the only on to notice because Kouta was clicking away on his camera. She stopped in front of them and looked at Akihisa (who swore his heart was about to jump out of him).
"Oh, who are you?"
"I'm ...um Aki- ii...Aki- ...his-..a", He stammered blushing.
"Nice to meet you! I'm Mizuki. Welcome to the top floor F-ers!"
"F-... Is that some kind of insult?" Akihisa said slowly backing away from the group, "Are you guys all fu- Oh my god, oh my.. DID I JUST JOIN AN OR-"
"F-ers is what were're called because we live in the F building.",Yuuji drawled out.
"There are five buildings. The A building, the B building, the C building the D building and the F building", Minami added
"There used to be a E building but we don't like to mention it after what happened."
"What happe-""We're the top floor because we live on the top floor. The first floor is called the floor of the F-ers."
"What are the people who live on the fourth floor called?"
"The fourth floor F-ers."
"And the third floor'
"The third floor F-ers"
"Oh, so the ones on the second floor are the-"
"Oh no, they don't count."
"They're in some kind of cloak cult"
"I KNEW IT!"
"I KNEW IT!"
"Yeah, but we like to call them the Brotherhood of the cloaked cult F-ers on the second floor"
"That makes sense.", Akihisa said looking at the group."And here I thought you guys were all in an or-"
"What's with all the boxes?"
Akihisa looked towards the figure of walked into the hallway. If Mizuki made his heart race the person who just walked in completely stopped it. Perfect figure, clad in jeans and a t-shirt. Soft brown hair that almost touched delicate shoulders. Large pretty green almost teal eyes that rested on the most beautiful face he had ever seen. Who was this perfect picture of loveliness!?
Akihisa kneeled in front of the magnificent creature, taking it's dainty hand in his own unworthy one.
"You are the most beautiful person i have ever seen!"
"Eh?..er..um.. Thanks?"
"No, let me thank you for gracing me with your wonderful presence"
"..."
Akihisa stood up and turned back to the people behind him.
"I thought that you said that Mizuki was the only other girl in this building"
"She is Hideyo-"
"I understand it all! YOu people were trying to hide the beautiful princess. But now I've seen her and I will do everything in my power to-"
"I'm a boy"
"Eh!?"
" name is Hideyoshi and I'm a boy. Nice to meet you. May I ask what your name is?"
Thump. Akihisa passed out on the floor.
"His name is Akihisa and he just moved in"
"I see."
"He got here this morning"
"Must have been after I left."
"Yes, I didn't see him this morning either"
"I didn't see him but I heard him"
"I did too."
"He was loud."
"Wait and you guys just meant him?"
"Yup."
"Yup."
"I thought he was a girl."
"So you guys heard him all morning and just barely decided to interduce yourselves?"
" I thought he was a squirrel"
Akihisa got up from the ground and brushed his clothes clean.
"Well I guess if there only are two girls in this building, I'm glad it's you two lovely girls.", Akihisa said looking at the girls who were standing next to Hideyoshi. "Mizuki and...Hideyoshi"
"I told you I'm a -"
"What do you mean only two?! I'm here too!"
"You don't get it. Girls have a nice peaceful feel around them. Which you are lacki-"
Akihisa was interrupted when Minami decided to try to rip off his arm.
"I'll show you peaceful! Lets see how peaceful you feel when you only have one arm!"
"No-o.. no..t the-..arm!"
"So", Hideyoshi said turning away from the scene of violence "did you tell im about the name?"
" Yeah we explained it"
"Good, because sometimes it sounds like we are all fu-"
"Hey Hideyoshi."
Hideyoshi stop to look at Akihisa who was still struggling keep his arm intact.
"I didn't hear you climb up the stairs. So how did you get up here?", he asked think back at hearing Mizuki's soft steps when she came up.
"That's because I used the elevator."
"Eh!?"
So that ends the first chapter. Hoped you liked it. I'm just going to mention that the title may seem strange, but it will actually make sense later in the story. Also my other story Seducing Akihisa is going to be rewritten. I was disappointed at myself because of how I wrote it. So I'm going to post that sometime between this week and next Friday. Same with the next chapter of
this story. Here's a very small sneak peek:
Chapter two: The other buildings, new people and opened windows.
"Why does everyone leave their windows open!"
"Germany most be a place were they breed demons and then disguise them as flat chested girls"
"I thought it would be fun."
"Is there a reason you decided to put your womanly parts on display out side of this building"
Please leave your comments and suggestions! And if you see any typos or parts that don't make sense don't be afraid to point it out. Thank you for reading! - The Chibi Wonder