Without Bowser

It is... March 18th 2011, even though the fan fic was written on July 13th 2011, this is taking place in March! As you may know, on this very Face Book note, I'm deciding to quit being a dictator and move on with my life. I start to realize that it's not worth it anymore. I kidnap the princess for many years, and I'm starting to get less attracted to her as the years go by. I'm also sick of getting killed by a plumber, thank god for those 1 million 1 ups. I decided to have a job. But what's the job you may ask? I'm working at a Burger King. Oh and BTW, stop poking me Wart.

We see Bowser, get off the computer very sad, and wears his Burger King uniform. Which it's a blue polo shirt and a black cap.

We see Mario in his house, which is pretty simple, considering the fact that he saves the world a bajillion times! You think he has a mansion, plus he with his brother, not the princess, and her big ass castle, no he lives in a simple frickin house, with the colors looking like a bright tan, with a lot of wooden furniture, a wooden floor. Plus the house is a bit mushroom shaped, and it's a two story house, and it's not that big either. So in Mario's house, Mario is also on Face Book and sees Bowser's note (the profile isn't private) and Mario's reaction is stunned, and he was happy that Bowser is finally gone, but then he realizes who's going to be the villain? He's need a villain in order to keep sales on his games. Donkey Kong is a good guy, Wario is too busy with his drug buddies playing video games, and Wart only exists in Mario's mind, and he doesn't want to face the RPG villains, because the writer of this story doesn't play much of the RPG games. So he starts the auditions which Mario and Luigi sit down on a table, with a banner above them that says "Villain Auditions", and the first person to come up is Toad. "Toad, get out" said Mario,

"WHAT! Why man!" asked Toad

"Oh, sheesh Toad, you can't be evil even if you tried!"

"You even panic when you see a Goomba" said Luigi"

"SO LEAVE!" yelled Mario and Luigi

We Dr. Eggman come up next, "Excuse me I'm here to sign up for the villain auditions" said Eggman, "Aren't you Sonic's you arch nemesis?" asked Mario,

"Yeenoooo" said Eggman,

"Yeah you are Dr. Eggman, GET OUT OF HERE!" yelled Mario,

"I HATE YOU PLUMBERS!" yelled Dr. Eggman, and he marches away angry. Up next is a goomba, "Really now?" said Mario, "

Yeah, for real dogs!" said the Goomba,

"Alright, what you makes you special?" said Mario sarcastically,

"Well, I can rappity rap, and attackity attack! Me and hom..." sang the Goomba, but was interrupted by Mario by holding his mouth and kicks him like a football. It's now night time, with Mario and Luigi very tired and sad, "We should let Dr. Eggman be our villain" said Luigi, "I can't believe, we have all crap! One of them was trying to be a janitor! My god!" said Mario, "Well it's getting late, I guess we can do this again tomorrow" said Luigi. But then dark blue sky turns into a bloody red one, that looks worse than my backyard conservation blood pond. Not only that, an organ was playing Beethoven's Symphony #5. With thunder and lighting roaring like a pissed off drunk, winds gusting left and right like it can't make up its mind! Dry Bones rise up from the dead, looking scarier than the average Dry Bone Koopa. They dark gray bones, sharper teeth, more narrow, and evil eyes. We see a koopa that looks like Bowser, but wearing a cape and has big blue hair, and is the one playing the organ. It's Ludwig Von Koopa, but older.

"That's what I call a presentation" said Mario,

"Almost as good as the that I was about to get laid" said Luigi,

"Shut up" said Mario. Ludwig stops playing, and everything went back to normal, except the dry bones are still there.

"Hello, Mario Brothers, I am Ludwig Von Koopa" said Ludwig, with a deep German accent.

"You're in, just sign this contract and you will be our new villain" said Mario. When Mario hands out the registration form, Ludwig zaps it with with lighting.

"What the..." said Mario, being stunned

"I don't need to sign" whispers Ludwig creepily

"You look older, Ludwig, what happened? The Last time we fought, you were like thirteen" asked Luigi.

"You want to know?" asked Ludwig

"Yes" answered Luigi being confused

"You see, with my father out of the way, there was no replacement. We never had a mother, since Bowser is asexual. So I was the oldest one in the group, but yet still too young. The Magikoopas, use their magic and make me older" said Ludwig

"So what are your plans?" asked Mario

"My plans are the usual, take over the Mushroom Kingdom. But what's different that I want the world to be zombies so that way I can control the world" answered Ludwig

"Sounds familiar" said Mario

"Rest tonight, but tomorrow, my plan goes into action..."

Ludwig leaves, along with his Dry Bone army.

"I have a bad feeling about this" said Mario,

"I think we'll be fine bro, he's only ambitious, knows necromancy, and more evil" replied Luigi,

"MY POINT EXACTLY!" yelled Mario.

To be continued...

I don't know if any you guys read Sonic The Hedgehog: The Worst that Could Happen, or not, but if you guys did, it seems a bit similar. I'm only trying to have it similar to one part of it, and its mostly going to be focused on the villain part, which was little in The Worst that Could Happen. I'm sorry if the story doesn't seem to be that funny, for me I find it a bit funny, but I'll see what I can do on chapter 2, and if you guys don't find it funny on the third chapter I'll stop. I hope you guys like the story, and I will appreciate constructive criticism.