A/N: Heya kids. Um, just a warning. This fic contains strong language an' violence an' that's not the, uh, kinda' thing you kids should be lookin' at, unless you know, your parents say you can. Unless you know, you don't care, what your parents say an' yuh smoke weed in tha parkin' lot with your friends; in which case uh, don't let your, ah, parents see watcha' readin' cuz, you could, ah, get in trouble or something. And you know ah, that's kinda' bad and uh, I don't really care, because ah, I don't know you. Okey, read...
Part 1
Chapter 1
Death by Stupid
Yu-Gi danced merrily in his room a bright smile on his face.
"Yeah! Yeah! I love you NSync!"
That was when Joey walked in.
"Hey man, what're you doing?" he asked.
"Dancin', I'm dancin' shake it, uh-uh-uh-ooh, uh-uh-uh-ooh," replied Yu-Gi merrily.
"I'm scared," said Joey and then he ran away.
Said Yu-Gi, "Hit me baby one more time!"
Joey continued running until he reached Kaiba Corp.
"How the hell did I get here so fast? I'm not even tired."
"That's good news Joey," said Kaiba who suddenly appeared behind him, "Let's take off our shirts and kiss."
Joey screamed and ran some more. He arrived in front of Tea's house, Kaiba still behind him.
"Hi Joey!" exclaimed Tea.
"Aaaaaaaaaah!" at this point Joey ran off a cliff and died.
"Wait for meeeeeeee!" yelled Kaiba jumping off after him.
At the bottom of the cliff Tristan was sitting and saw them land.
"Cool, Joey and Kaiba died!" he ran over to the bodies, picked them up and skipped all the way home.
End of Part 1 of Chapter 1 in Part 1.