WARNING: In no way is this meant to be serious. I just wanted to exercise my writing ability to create a bad crossover fanfic. You have been warned.
It was just another dizzle in the LBC, and Snoop Dogg was chillin in his luxury crizzle with bizzles by his sizzle a big fat bizzle up to his lizzles (y'know, his regular daily routizzle). As he felt the hizzles of his bizzles rub against his chizzle for some rizzle, he noticed a glizzle difference from a mizzle ago. He was wearing no pizzles. He got up and looked all around the crizzle but couldn't find shizzle. He knew it was tizzle. He pulled out his phizzle and called the only one who could hizzle him. Mega Mizzle. He rizzled up to the crizzle, decked in all bizzle like a true crizzle and bumping his theme sizzle, only to find Snoop actually wearing his pizzles. It was at this mizzle that Snoop rizzled that since he was hizzled, that he vizzled himself wearing no pizzles. With their sizzle done, they went to the studio and did a remizzle for Mega Mizzle's theme sizzle, which was straight fizzle. Afterwards, the tizzle mizzled out and got sizzle pizzle (pregnant). They named their chizzle "Snoop Doggy Mega Mizzle Dogg Shizzle", and he would demizzle any bizzle that would try and sizzle his way by spizzlin straight fizzle at them, figuratizzly and literizzly.
The End.