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Hello.
My name is David.
David Dick.
Yes. It's really David Dick and a lot of the women I've met say that I am either A) All-dick no-brain or B) a dick. Usually it's the latter but a lot of times it's the first one.
Ok so it's never the first one, it's always the second one, but that's because I always steal something from them. It's nothing personal I just like what they have and I can't control my fingers.
Anyway, my name is David Dick.
I also go by the name Red X, but that's just my job.
I think it's time to tell you of my past.
At the tender age of 3 months I was left at the doorstep of the Dick family. I was then adopted by them and my name became David Dick.
I had a rather good life from then until the age of ten when my adopted parents were brutally murdered. And I mean brutally. From what I heard the largest piece of them was a finger. After I got home and saw what had happened to them I ran, ran, and ran away.
I lived on the streets and was forced to beg for my life. I eventually learned that no one's kindness was enough for me to live on.
So I became a thief.
At first I was caught. But usually they let me go since I was stealing only enough to live on. Eventually, however, I stole more and more and was caught less and less.
By age thirteen I was stealing jewels and selling them to pawn shops. This was tricky since I could never visit the same pawn shop twice (the many excuses themselves could make a story).
At age 18 I found out about something that I could become known for. Something that could help me live for the rest of my life.
It was my greatest theft of all time. A theft that would go down in history (well my history).
I stole something right from under the noses of 5 superheroes. Not 1, not 2, but 5 superheroes and I didn't get caught.
I stole a suit. The suit that made me Red X.
I made a couple of thefts with the suit but I needed to get more fuel for it.
And that was where I made myself known. Now I'm not going to bore you with the story but I will tell you that I played the hero.
And I had to steal the X belt again, now that was a pain in the ass.
So here I was 6 months later. Sitting in my apartment I thought back to that day. I realized that I liked the rush I got from doing good.
But I liked being a thief.
Now how can I do both? Well that's an easy question just be a vigilante.
But that is just too cliché.
Guy gets powers. Guy becomes superhero/vigilante.
So how can I do both good and bad?
And the answer hit me in the form of a commercial.
I'm not going to bore you with the commercial I'll just give you a run down of what it said.
"Watch Robin Hood at 5 pm on Saturday"
The more I thought about it the more I liked the idea.
I was going to become the modern day Robin Hood.
In case you're wondering David Dick is actually a real life person. He was a classmate of mine in elementary school.
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