The Last Scam on Ed

Chapter 1: The Scam Begins

Eddy's Room, 9:00 AM

Eddy was waking up in his room. As he woke up, he sat and looked out the window. He stood up, and walked into his bathroom.

Edd's Room, 9:00 AM

Edd was waking up, and as he woke up, he got out of bed and made his bed. He took a hat for Saturday off his hat rack, grabbed a loofa, some organic soap, a towel, and headed off to his bathroom.

Ed's Room, 9:00 AM

Ed woke up, and he rolled off his bed and onto the floor. As he hit the floor, his finger hit the TV and the TV turned on.

Peach Creek, Ed's house, 9:20 AM

Eddy jumped into Ed's room through the window, like he normally did and he landed on the floor. "Ed! I just thought of the best scam ever!" Eddy yelled, when he noticed some boxes.

"Steady now, Eddward," Edd said a he climbed into Ed's room.

"Ed? What's with the boxes?" Eddy asked looking around for Ed. He noticed that one of the boxes had all of Ed's comics.

"Ed! Where are you?" Edd yelled. Ed came into the room carrying a box.

"Eddy! Double D!" Ed yelled, dropping the box and hugging his friends.

"Ed, I can't breath," Edd gasped.

"Sorry!" Ed said, letting go of his friends.

"Ed, what's with all the boxes?" Eddy asked.

Ed's face turned from his regular happy face, to a sad face that his friends have never seen before. "WE HAVE TO MOVE!" Ed yelled, starting to cry.

"MOVE!?" Eddy and Edd yelled.

Ed nodded sadly.

"Ed, if your going to move, I say we should try to have the best time of our lives left with you," Edd said, hugging his friend. "And we'll write," Edd said.

"YAY!" Ed yelled as he hugged Edd. "You guys will write!" Ed yelled hugging Edd.

"Can't…. breath… again," Edd gasped.

"Sorry!" Ed said letting go.

"Anyways, I have the best scam idea ever!" Eddy yelled.

"You do?" Ed asked.

"Yes, Eddy, what is this scam?" Edd asked.

"We sell t-shirts!" Eddy said.

"T-shirts?" Ed asked looking at Edd and Eddy.

"A shirt with short sleeves," Edd explained.

"I have one of those!" Ed yelled, taking his jacket off showing his red-white striped t-shirt. "Reminds me of gravy," Ed said.

"Well, let's get to work, boys!" Eddy said rubbing his hands.

"Service is my middle toe, Eddy!" Ed yelled, climbing out of his room.

"If you insist, Eddy," Edd said, following Ed and followed by Eddy…

"Ed! Keep the sign strait!" Eddy yelled as Ed put up the sign.

"OK Eddy!" Ed yelled, hammering a nail into the sign. "Hammer a nail, hammer a nail!" Ed yelled.

"I believe these shirts will be good," Edd said, as he carried some blank shirts.

"Those are blank! We want stuff on the shirts!" Eddy yelled.

"We could always just put something on the t-shirts after they request them, Eddy," Edd said.

"Good idea! Custom made t-shirts!" Eddy said, getting up. He looked at the sign. It was blank now, but he was going to have Edd paint the words "ED'S CUSTOM T-SHIRTS! ONLY A QUARTER!"

"I put the sign up!" Ed yelled, jumping onto the ground.

"I can see that, Ed," Eddy said. "Double D, paint 'ED'S CUSTOM MADE T-SHIRTS! ONLY A QUARTER!' on the sign!"

"OK, Eddy!" Edd said with a good feeling about this…

"Good job guys, now lets get some pigeons!" Eddy yelled.

"I am a pigeon!" Ed yelled, jumping in the air trying to fly.

"Ed! You can't fly in this fanfic! That was in the episode 'I am Curious Ed!'" Edd yelled.

"OK!" Ed said, as he walked behind the "Shirt making" booth where the shirts were. Ed had to 'make' the shirts, and then he would give them to Edd who would check them, and then give them to the customer who would have already paid Eddy.

"COME BUY ONE OF ED'S CUSTOM MADE T-SHIRTS!" Eddy yelled. As he yelled this, Jonny walked over.

"What'cha doing?" Jonny asked walking over.

"Jonny-boy, wanna buy a cool t-shirt?" Eddy asked.

"its 'want to,' not 'wanna,' Eddy!" Edd said.

"Whatever," Eddy said.

"OK. But Plank says I better be able to get a refund!" Jonny said.

"One t-shirt, coming up!" Eddy said, cueing Ed to 'make' a t-shirt.

"Ha ha ha!" Ed laughed as he wrote 'Eddy's the man with the plan!' and drew a picture of him and a speech bubble around the words and connected to Ed's mouth. He gave Edd the t-shirt.

"Hmmm…" Edd said looking at it and checked it. "Here you go, Jonny, one t-shirt," Edd said as he gave the shirt to Jonny.

"Awesome! I'm going to tell the others!" Jonny said as he took the t-shirt.

"I got a quarter from him, and no refund even wanted! I must be dreaming!" Eddy said.

"Lets hope this one success is real," Edd said, laughing.

"EDDY'S THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!" Ed said, busting his head through the booth's top.

Iris Fade out….

After repairing the booth, Edd and Ed were probably very bored from standing there for an hour. Eddy was with them, but he was in a lawn chair.

"T-shirts, Sarah!" Jimmy yelled, pointing at the sign.

"Lets get one, Jimmy!" Sarah said, the two running over. She was yet oblivious to it being the Eds selling.

"Welcome to Ed's Custom T-Shirts! Where you get better shirts for your money!" Eddy said.

"How much!" Jimmy asked.

"Come on, Jimmy, they can't be good t-shirts," Sarah said, trying to get her friend to leave.

"For only a quarter, you can get a custom T-Shirt!" Eddy said. Jimmy gave Eddy a T-Shirt. "Thank you! One T-shirt, coming up!"

"That's me!" Ed yelled, starting to draw on the white t-shirt. He was drawing a picture of a jawbreaker, and on it, the word "Jawbreakers".

"Thank you, Ed," Edd said, taking the T-Shirt and looking at it. He gave it to Jimmy.

"It's so breathtaking," Jimmy said, hugging it.

"I want one!" Sarah said, giving Eddy a quarter.

"One T-Shirt, coming up!" Eddy said, and Ed got out another T-shirt. On it, he drew a Jawbreaker, and on it he wrote "Jawbreakers" He gave it to Edd.

"Thank you," Edd said, and he looked at the shirt and then gave it to Sarah.

"Yay!" Sarah yelled. She took the shirt and hugged it.

"Lets go put them on!" Jimmy yelled, the two running to Ed's house.

"Hook, line, and sinker," Eddy said, taking the quarters and tossing them in the air and catching them.

"Lets get some jawbreakers!" Ed yelled, when suddenly Rolf walked over, his shirt was tore up.

"Rolf needs a new shirt for Rolf's chores!" Rolf said. "How much!"

"A quarter for a custom one," Eddy said, when he got an idea. "Two quarters for a copy of one," He added quickly.

"Yes, yes, here you go, Ed-boy!" Rolf said, giving Eddy two quarters.

"One Rolf shirt, coming up!" Eddy yelled, taking the money.

"That's my line, Eddy!" Ed said, starting to draw the same pattern of Rolf's shirt on a T-Shirt. He finished it a few minutes later, and gave it to Edd.

"Thank you, Ed," Edd said, looking at it. "Very good, Ed. Here you go, Rolf," Edd said, giving Rolf the shirt.

"Thank you, head-in-sock Ed-boy, Rolf can continue his life without… new clothing," Rolf said, walking off.

"I did a good Rolf's shirt, right, Double D?" Ed said. As he stood up, his head busted through the stand, again.

"ED!" Eddy yelled as Edd giggled to himself. "What's so funny, Mr. Wise-guy?" Eddy said turning around.

"Just the thought of all the good stuff lately happening, and then Ed breaking the stand with his head, it's quite funny," Edd said as he stopped laughing.

"How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?" Ed asked.

"Um, Ed, did you eat breakfast this morning?" Eddy asked.

"Breakfast is my middle toe!" Ed yelled.

"Right," Eddy said, turning around.

"Can cans give you cancer?" Ed asked.

"No, Ed, they can't," Edd said.

"Why?"

"Because cancer does nothing with cans."

"But what about cans of cancer?" Ed asked, remembering a commercial.

"What's Ed talking about?" Eddy asked.

"Cans o' Cancer, always in your local hos-pi-tal!" Ed yelled, quoting a commercial.

"He's talking about a commercial, the loveable oaf," Edd said, as he saw the sunset.

"Guys, I'm cold," Ed said looking around.

"It's probably six PM! Our parents must be waiting for us to come for dinner!" Edd exclaimed, running to his house.

"I gotta finish packing so mom and dad don't get mad!" Ed yelled, running to his house, leaving Eddy all alone.

"Am I the only kid with parents on holiday?" Eddy asked as he walked home.

Eddy's house

As he opened the door, he found a box. On it, it had the words:

"To: Eddy S. Strictmen 220 Rathink Avenue, Peach Creek,
From: Eduardo D. Strictmen. 3929, Mahogany Street, Lanta."

"My brother sent a package!" Eddy yelled, tearing the brown, big box open. It had some Styrofoam packing inside. As he looked through the package, he found a book called How to Make it like Eduardo D. Strictmen: A Living Legend and also a picture frame showing his brother… and a girl. On the frame, there was a note. Eddy put them beside the box, and took out on more thing. A lamp.

He looked at the lamp. "A lamp?" He said. "Why'd my brother send a lamp?" He turned the lamp in a circle, and the bottom had the legend "Long live the Strictmen Family Legacy"

"Long live the Strictmen Family Legacy?" Eddy asked himself. He then looked at the picture of his brother and a girl. He picked up the note on it. He started to read it…

"Dear Pipsqueak, I mean Eddy,
Here in Maple Town things are great. I remembered that your turning thirteen this week, so decided to send you a package. Your probably wondering what I've been up to in Lanta, so I guess I'll tell you. Well, I have a girlfriend… again. This time I've finally found the girl I've always been locking for. Her name is Annie; I believe she has some relatives near Peach Creek, anyways, she's finally convinced me to stop calling you pipsqueak, mainly because her sister wouldn't help her get enough money to pay the mafia because she did that to her sister. Her sister's actually your age to tell you the truth. Anyways, I've been living in her house, her actual own house. We've been living pretty well lately, especially with us both being great moneymakers.

Any whom, I've been trying to find a way to come back to introduce Mom and Dad to her, so I'll be coming home next month probably. Tell Ed I'll be here then, I missed him, always doing what we told him, good times, right? And you'll need to introduce me to Edd, I hear he's pretty smart… and a bit like me. And don't forget to tell mom and dad, this is their 23rd anniversary, right?

Well, that's all I can think of at the moment, so write back if you have any questions. Or you can call at 938-3-3839-9393.

Your brother,
Eduardo"

Eddy read the letter in astonishment. MY brother decided to stop calling him pipsqueak after ten years of doing so? MY brother and his girlfriend were coming to Peach Creek and were great at getting money? Eddy thought. Suddenly he remembered in horror Ed was moving in a week. His brother would be home in a month! Ed wouldn't get to talk to him again! Well, Double D would be here, that's good, Eddy thought all this at once. It truly made no sense to him. He picked up the picture and looked at his brother and his brother's girlfriend.

His brother looked a lot like Eddy, only he was taller, had more hair, and he even had a mustache… sort of. He had a T-Shirt on, and he had a more… buff physic. You sort of could make out the muscles under his shirt, but his biceps were more visible. They looked like he could bench a few hundred. Eddy knew he could actually. His shirt showed the Lanta Pirate symbol, the male team for the Lanta sports. It was a skull, and two bones went through it. He looked twenty, and he was twenty. His face smiling in joy could show his love for Annie basically, his arm around her shoulders even. He didn't have the same lip as Eddy either, his looked a bit more like Eddy's 'Carl' disguise's nose.

His brother's girlfriend, Annie, looked a lot different. He had brown hair, dark brown hair, and she looked a lot like Kevin surprisingly. Well, to be honest her hair looked like Kevin's hair before the accident the Eds caused. Any whom, Her face was smiling, her eyes blue, and he skin was a bit brown; it actually was tanned a lot though. It was more white than brown. She appeared to be nineteen or twenty, either of the two actually, Eddy judged from how she looked. He shirt was a T-Shirt also, and it showed the Lanta Gem symbol on it. The gem was more or less a diamond, though it was tinted with hundreds of colors throughout it. Her hair was long, and she looked like an older, more tanned and brown haired Nazz.

They really look good together, Eddy thought. He never thought that about his brother and any of his past girlfriends. Suddenly Eddy felt hunger. As he walked into the kitchen, he got out eggs, some cheese, and a frying pan. "Man am I hungry!" He said, turning the oven on. He convinced his parents he wouldn't need a babysitter, and they decided he was right. He never really did need one anyways they thought.

Ed's house

"I am packing!" Ed yelled as he put stuff in a box. He had his TV, collectables, comics, and posters all in boxes. Now he needed to get the food out of his room. He thought about it, and decided he should eat his food. "I'm hungry!" Ed yelled, opening his closet and eating food upon food. As ate, food occasionally missed his mouth. After half an hour, his closet was empty of food.

"I'm stuffed!" Ed yelled.

"ED!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUT YOUR CHAIR AND YOUR BED BY THE STAIRS!" Sarah yelled, busting into Ed's room.

"But I had to get rid of my food!" Ed yelled, as he kicked a piece of food into the air into his mouth, swallowing it.

"ED!!" Sarah yelled.

"OK, sibling from the other side!" Ed yelled, taking his chair to the stairs. After this, he carried his mattress there too.

"Good," Sarah said, going upstairs, happily. Ed walked into his now nearly empty room. All he had to do now was take the boxes out tomorrow, and then he'd sleep on his bed by the stairs until they moved.

Iris fade out.
End of Part 1 of 2…
To be continued…