I'm the Bob-Omb King!
Yo!
I'm the Bob-Omb King!
Yo!
I'm not just some little tiny bomb!
Yo!
I'm a big time bob-omb, I'm even tougher than your mom!
Yo!
When it comes to those kooper troopers, I just send them into stupers!
Yo!
I'm the King Bob-omb!
BLAST!
I'm a blast from the past, I'm the last of the last, I'm the coolest Mario enemy to ever grace the gaming earth!
I'm the King Bob-omb, I'm tougher than your mom, I ain't here to mow your lawn, and I'm not even Bowser's pawn! I'm my own man yo! My own BOMB, yo!
Ha! Don't confuse me with no princess, I only burn Moonbeam Incense!
Yo!
I'm a weapon of mass distraction, you'll never get yer homework done when I'm blastin!
Yo!
I'm the King Bob-Omb!
Yo!
Soon to be ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, I'll establish my own thingdom!
I'll have a toy line made in my name, I ain't just some sprite in a Mario game!
Yo!
I'm the King-Bob Omb!
Let the goombas mow your lawn!