*Disclaimer* Okay, we all know that I don't own anything but my pom-pom, so lawyers BACK OFF. Another note, my friend, Yuna's real name is Jessica, but I have another friend named Jessica so we call her Jessi or Yuna. That was a mouthful. I know you people don't like my pointless rambling in the disclaimers, so I'll keep it short and sweet. This is a story written by me from one night a long time ago when I stayed the night at Jessi's house. We kind of did this stupid role-playing thing at about two o clock in the morning while drinking Kool-Aid. It's stupid and involves characters from FF10, FF7, and Gundam Wing, so just bear with me. It might turn out to be a little funny in the end. WARNING: There is a lot of ass- grabbing between me and various characters as well as Jessi and several other various characters. Like I said, it's messed up. Oh, and Laura/Shera/Shyanna/Scratchy comes in later. She's another one of my friends.
The Result of Two Authors Drinking Kool-Aid at 2 A.M.
*Jessi and Heero are in a bedroom sitting cross-legged on the bed*
Jessi: Why are we drinking tea? I hate tea.
Heero: Hn.
Jessi: Is that all you ever say?
Heero: *deathglares Jessi*
Jessi: *squealing* I'm sorry! Don't hurt me!
*I come in and jump on the bed, causing Heero to fall over on Jessi*
Me: Hey guys! Jessi, why are you drinking tea? You hate tea.
Jessi: I don't know. And this is green tea! What kind of idiots make tea green?
Me: *thumps Jessi on the head* Ditz! It's just green because of the tea leaves. *looks around* Um… guys? Where the hell are we?
Jessi: *looks around* I don't know. Hey, Heero, how did we get here?
Heero: *looks up from his tea* Hmmm…
Me: Figures.
Jessi: Oy.
Me: Hey! That's my line.
Jessi: You know what?
Me: What?
Jessi: Sephiroth is hot.
Me: Oh, yeah! He's got a nice ass.
Jessi: Yeah, I wish he were here.
*Sephiroth comes through the door*
Sephiroth: Excuse me, I'm looking for a very spiky haired boy named Cloud. Have you seen him?
*Me and Jessi turn to each other, shocked*
Heero: Who are you? *deathglares Sephy*
Sephiroth: No Cloud? *turns to Heero* I am the great Sephiroth. Since I cannot seem to locate my nemesis, you will have to suffice.
*Heero stands up in front of Sephiroth and thus initiates a staring contest*
Me: Wait a sec. Sephy, if you're here, are the Turks here, too?
Sephy: *not breaking eye contact* I suppose.
Me: YAY! Let's go, Jessi.
*at this point my dear friend is drooling over Sephy*
Me: JESSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessi: *snaps out of it* Huh?
Me: Let's go.
Jessi: B..Bu…But…
Me: Reeve…
Jessi: OOOH! I'm coming!
*we both head for the door, and I sorta slap Sephy's butt on the way out. Hehe!*
Okay, that's it for chapter one. There is a lot more ass-grabbing to come, but that's for later chapters. A LOT of people start to show up then…
If I get enough review (at least two) I'll finish it off, but for now I think you'll live.
Later!
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