Out in the distant savannah, lions frolicked and wildebeests rampaged.
As a devious lion named Scar pushed his brother off a cliff and into the path of a stampede, a loud thunderclap filled the air.
A gigantic portal made of ash and sulfur swirled below.
"For commiting the heinous crime of kinslaying" roared a loud booming voice in the sky above, "I have summoned a demon to deal with you"
Out of the portal came ash and brimstone.
Hellfire rained from the sky.
Out of the portal came a massive red canine.
It looked cute and innocent enough and even had a collar giving it the appearance of being tamed.
However underneath the cute exterior was a hard cold-blooded killer.
The dog licked its lips, and sniffed the air.
Smiling eerily, it crouched back on its hind legs.
Then in a single bound, it lept all the way from the bottom of the ravine onto the savannah plain.
The giant red dog whose name tag had the deceptive name Clifford written upon it fixed its beady red eyes upon Scar.
"ooohhhh" it spoke.
"Little kitty want to play" then 'Clifford' began to charge after Scar.
Scar screamed and began to run for his life.
He ran for what seemed like hours until finally he thought he had lost Clifford.
Finally he was at the massive gate to Simba's kingdom.
"Simba please help me" Scar begged.
Simba opened the gates slightly and then slapped them back into Scar's face.
"You dirty bastard" Scar yelled.
"No, that would be you" Simba yelled, "do you honestly think I would help you after you killed my father"
Suddenly Scar heard a loud panting sound from behind him.
Scar slowly turned around and saw that it was Clifford who had a wide smile plastered onto his face.
Drool slobbering from Clifford's lips, Clifford spoke, "Now me get to play with kitty"
Scar tried to run but there was nowhere to go.
Clifford's jaws closed around Scar's torso and he began to 'play' with Scar.
Several minutes later, Simba smiled slightly as Scar's mangled corpse was hurled against the battlements of his castle.
Clifford waved goodbye to Simba and walked off into the sunset.
Simba had a feeling that this would not be the last he would be seeing of Clifford however...