Summary;
Not like Alien 3? No, me neither. What were they thinking? "Ah we
have a fantastic franchise with characters people love and
demonstrating the triumph of the human spirit. I know, let's kill
them all off and replace them with characters no one likes and in
fact can't even tell apart and make it all as depressing and bleak
as possible. That will be packing them in the aisles!" (these are
the folks who greenlight films like Battlefield Earth and The
Postman!) . Not even Joss Wheldon could rescue it in Alien 4. But did
you ever notice how little sense Alien 3 actually made? Here's the
reason why….All apologies to Dallas if you're ancient enough to
remember Bobby in the shower like me (and if you're not you are
totally baffled by what I just said, don't worry about, it was sort
of an early version of 'The OC')
Feedback;
5
It was all for nothing.
All the courage, all the
sacrifice, all the effort for nothing.
They lost. The creatures
won.
Gorman, Vasquez, Hudson, they'd all given their lives for
nothing. The colonists had all died for nothing, their valour
meaningless with Newt's death.
Bishop was glad of the oblivion
he had convinced Ripley to consign him to. He just lay in the
darkness, comfortably numb.
But something disturbed him.
There
were voices in the darkness.
"What's actually wrong with him?"
As they lay helpless in their hibernation chambers
the facehuggers scuttled around them. Where had they come from?
The
Alien Queen must have brought them on board. Laid her eggs in the
drop ship.
But the Queens' reproductive system had been
destroyed when she'd detached herself.
And why did they
activate?
Surely they would have activated in the hanger when
they were moving around? Why would they wait until they were
hibernating? And how could they get through the sealed
hanger?
"Hold a second, I think I see the problem"
And
the creatures were burning through the hibernation tubes, implanting
Ripley in her tube. And the other scurried about, destroying the
ship's systems, causing it to crash as it concealed itself in the
escape pod….
But Ripley's tube was still sealed in the escape
pod. Why didn't they implant Newt and Hicks? And why wasn't the
dead facehugger in the pod afterwards? How would they know to destroy
the ship's systems? And why would they do it? How could
they?
"There we go, that should do it"
And they
were crashing. The terrible crash. And Hicks was dead, brave Corporal
Hicks who had survived so much. And poor Newt, who had escaped for so
long, who had lost her entire family to the monsters. Who had won
them back again only to lose them after all. Ripley had promised her
she could sleep all the way home. But now she would never
awake.
Ripley had broken her promise. They all had.
Bishop
shed a tear for her. Shed a tear for them all. The anguish he
experienced was many times worse than the Alien Queen ripping him in
two.
But he wasn't programmed to cry.
"That fix it?"
Poor, poor Ripley, after all she had suffered, after
all her toughness and ingenuity and bravery. He was glad she
deactivated him so that he wouldn't have to see what followed.
But
he would help her. He wouldn't leave her by herself to face this
awful fate…
"Yeah, that's it"
He could still
see her, see Ripley's fate as she cast herself into the molten vat,
clutching the infant Queen Alien to her chest in a vile parody of
maternal embrace. Poor Ripley…
But how could he be seeing this
if he was deactivated?
"Coming on line"
And they
were in the future, on the space station. And the military were
kidnapping hibernating workers to use in their implantation
experiments.
But why do that? Use apes or cows or even criminals.
Why use workers who would be missed?
And why clone Ripley? Why not
just go back to the ship and take more eggs from it, there were
hundreds there? Why did it take them so long?
And the technology
hadn't advanced, it didn't seem like the future at all.
The
creatures escaped by using their acid. But surely even the stupidest
scientist would have thought of that and used materials that could
survive it? It beggared belief.
"Here we go"
And
there was Cal an android like him. He saw the new Ripley, saw her
through Cal's eyes.
But it defied logic. How could she keep her
origin a secret? How could she bear to kidnap the workers?
How
could the Earth be polluted? Mankind had the technology to go to the
stars and terraform other planets, to make their primordial
atmosphere's breathable again. Surely they could cure their own
planet's enviromental ills?
And the rupture of the ship's
hull? The explosive decompression would kill them both instantly, how
could they survive?
The images of Ripley and Cal faded. They
were replaced by bright lights and a pair of bored looking
technicians stripping off their sterile gear. He glanced down and
noted that he was still ripped in half. He was grateful that he felt
no pain.
"You can come in now" one of the techs called
out.
He wasn't sure if he could feel elation. Maybe it was just
his circuits running cross checks on themselves to make sure he was
actually seeing what he was seeing. But the sight of Ripley, Newt and
Hicks walking into the repair bay filled him with a sensation that
resembled an uncontrollable power surge.
Newt was holding a cat, a
large orange tom. Bishop looked at it curiously. He had never
actually seen one before.
"How you feeling Bish?" Ripley
asked. Bishop stared at her hair, half expecting her to remove it and
unveil a shaven head. But it was real, as was this.
"I…I had
all these images in my head, all these things that didn't make
sense. There were the creatures and another planet and the future and
you, and you…"
"Did I have a little dog called Toto?"
Ripley asked.
Hicks laughed, even though it caused him
considerable pain through his injuries. He was in his formal dress, a
mass of decorations on his chest, lieutenant's bar newly installed
on his shoulders. The cosmetic surgery had taken well and you had to
look closely to notice the acid burns. He noticed that he and Ripley
were standing close to one another, almost holding hands.
"Sounds
like you were dreaming" Hicks observed.
"Synthetics don't
dream" one of the technicians stated bullishly. "It was just his
primary cortex trying to make sense of random data created by damaged
memory chips during shutdown" Newt looked puzzled.
"Sound like
dreaming to me" Ripley ventured. The tech stormed off in a huff.
A
thought occurred to Bishop. "The other ship, the one the Nostromo
found…"
"We nuked it from the Sulocco before we left orbit"
They all shared a look of relief at Ripley's pronouncement.
Newt
set the by now squirming ginger tom down on the bench. Tentatively
Bishop reached out and stroked him. Jonesy seemed unsure at first but
rapidly submitted to his petting. The texture was amazing, the soft
warm fur an incredible sensation to the touch. It occurred to Bishop
that a cat's affection and trust was not something given lightly
but was all the more precious for it.
Newt reached out and placed
her tiny hand in Bishops' palm, smiling broadly.
As was the love
of little girls.
"We slept and dreamt all the way home. But now
it's time to wake up" she said.
He grasped her hand gently and
smiled back, finally awake.
The End
