Disclaimer: Yes Tom Felton is hot, I know, but sadly I don't own him, Draco or any others of the Harry Potter world, but seriously, who would WANT to, I mean it's not as if anyone LIKES Harry Potter ANYWAY…
So You Want To Be A Death Eater?
Chapter 1 – The Introduction
So you want to be a Death Eater?
I'll have to warn you now,
The job is very dangerous.
To join you have to know how
- To kill
- To control
-To torture – with merciless pain
-To abide by the Dark Lords rules,
You won't get told again.
Down this path you only get one chance
You make it or you break it.
The Dark Lord won't tolerate a lie or farce
Unless it's to another
On the other side of this war,
But not to a fellow brother.
An anonymous person kindly dedicated this statement to me, but of course, even if I knew who it was, I wouldn't reveal it to everybody else because that would be praising somebody without them having murdered someone first and we all know in higher society circles like these, that's just not done.
However, throughout this little handout I've painstakingly compiled together, if anyone else feels that they would like to contribute, please feel free to email me at and you may/may not get a response depending on how high my mudblood extermination levels are at that particular moment.
Go on, you know you want to review xXx