Once upon a time, there was a naive boy named Sasuke! He was so beautiful (*cough* gay) that he had a WHOLE FANCLUB OF DROOLING GIRLS that loved him and liked to wear t-shirts with his face on them and had numerous shrines and random voodoo dolls made out of dried cat intestines that appeared out of nowhere in supply closets.
Anyways, one day he was in high school and he saw a girl with PINK HAER (that was natural O) and FELL DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HUR.
(A/N: OMGOMGOMG NAO THAR IN LUV!!!!)
All of the other fangirls were jealous, and tried to steal Sasuke away by using tricks, such as dressing up as Michael Jackson or trying to trap him in an odd entanglement of bubblegum and petrified toenails that they all claimed to have been Jesus's.
So lyke, when they were in high school before graduation, Sasuke was all:
Sasuke: OMG WILL YOU MARREE MEEEE?!?!?!?!!!111
Sakura: Pfft. No.
-This does not fit in with the normal cliche, and has been deemed invalid by SAKUSASUFSDJEFOWIENBBQ fans-
Sakura: OK!!!!!111
Tragically, on the day of the wedding, Sasuke made the mistake of looking at Naruto in a tux (who at that time had gained 300 lbs and lost all his hair), got a hard on and realized that he was gay, and promptly ran off with him (or in naruto's case jiggled).
Sakura was heartbroken, but decided that the only way to be happy again was to go on and marry lee.....(SCREEW THAT!!!)
I MEAN SHE KILLED HERSELF.
The end. :D