A/N: All right! It has been too DAMN long since I have posted a fic. I'm working on some other stuff with old-fashioned pen and paper, but I need insanity and I need it NOW!
So okay, Instead of naming EVERY lil thing that pops into my head while writing this, whatever you know isn't mine isn't mine. Got it? Good! ON WITH THE SHOW!
Duo was getting a lil tired of upgrading his mobile suit and went for a walk. It was a strange day. He pasted some animals writing fanfiction -whatever the hell that is- and some people that were foaming at the mouth with spiky hair and weird shirts on.
"Holy Shinigami, this is too weird." He said. He was gonna turn park when all of a sudden…
(I luv suspense… don't you?)
(hehehehehehe)
(Annoying, ain't it?)
(All right, alright, alright.)
Out of nowhere, "Bloody! Look at the size of 'er braided hair!" and tackled Duo. He had an Australian Accent. (Gave it away now.)
"How 'bout you GET THE BLOODY HELL OFF OF ME! INJUSTICE!"
Steve Irwin was thrown off when Duo got his strength back. But was soon slapped with a paper fan by Wufie who suddenly appeared. "THAT IS MY LINE! INJUSTICE!"
Wufie stomped away.
The next thing he saw was a giant mouse with a tacky outfit on run down the street throwing cheddar cheese at everyone.
"What the fuck was that about? "
All too soon, His lips were touching someone else's. It was a love crazed Relena in not-so-hot-pursuit of Heero. Duo shoved her off. "ICK! Relena! Cool down your hormones! I'm not Heero!"
"Then where the hell is he?"
"Uh…" knowing that hero would kick his ass, he pointed to the wrong direction, "that-away."
Relena slapped him, "PERVERT!" and she ran off as quickly. In the distance, you could hear, "HHHEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOO! I'M HERE FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU! COOOOOME BAAAAACK HEEEEEEEERRROOOOO! YOUR LOVE IS HEEEREEE!
Duo sweat dropped. "alrighty then." Then started his way home.
When he got back. He saw Howard sitting on a chair with a joystick on the right arm. He used it to turn to face Duo but it started to get funky. "All I asked for was for a fricken rotating Chair, okay. Okay, getting al little afraid, " then the chair jerked, "whoa HELLO!" then the chair came to a complete stop. He leaned over, "Sick… as a dog now. Oh..kay. oh… kay… gonna vomit."
"Riiiiight" was all Duo managed to say.
Having about enough insanity for one day, he passed a room with Heero fixing a bandage.
"What happened Heero?"
"Oh don't play innocent Duo."
"Wha-?"
He accidentally poked his wound while re-bandaging and explaining to Duo.
"Ow, you shot me you A-hole."
Duo backed up and out the door. He continued to walk down the hallway until he saw colored lights coming out of a crack in a door. When he walked up to it, he peeked inside, wishing he hadn't…
Trowa and Quatra were in white disco suits, dancing and singing to "Stayin' alive."
Trowa and Quatra, "oh, oh, oh, oh, stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Stayin' ALLLLLIIIVVVVVVVVVV-AVE!"
No matter what he saw, Duo just went to his quarters and to bed. But on his night stand there was:
"DeathScythe? No…. HOWARD YOU IDIOT! I SAID DRY CLEAN ONLY!!"
There was a knock on the door. It was Heero. "Hey, I heard ya scream. You alright?" Then he walked in. ………. In a disco suit.
A/N: Okay. No point, and yet very stupid and the writing style sucks like nothing else. Oh well. I just thought of this and I NEEDED to do it. Gundum isn't mine. But I do own a KAWAII lil Gundum Deathscythe. Um, I don't own Steve. I don't own the songs. And that's about it. And OH! I don't own any cheddar cheese or the Chuck E. Cheese mouse. Anyway. R/R and I'll try and post something CONSIDERED fanfiction-material soon. Laters!
~BG
So okay, Instead of naming EVERY lil thing that pops into my head while writing this, whatever you know isn't mine isn't mine. Got it? Good! ON WITH THE SHOW!
Duo was getting a lil tired of upgrading his mobile suit and went for a walk. It was a strange day. He pasted some animals writing fanfiction -whatever the hell that is- and some people that were foaming at the mouth with spiky hair and weird shirts on.
"Holy Shinigami, this is too weird." He said. He was gonna turn park when all of a sudden…
(I luv suspense… don't you?)
(hehehehehehe)
(Annoying, ain't it?)
(All right, alright, alright.)
Out of nowhere, "Bloody! Look at the size of 'er braided hair!" and tackled Duo. He had an Australian Accent. (Gave it away now.)
"How 'bout you GET THE BLOODY HELL OFF OF ME! INJUSTICE!"
Steve Irwin was thrown off when Duo got his strength back. But was soon slapped with a paper fan by Wufie who suddenly appeared. "THAT IS MY LINE! INJUSTICE!"
Wufie stomped away.
The next thing he saw was a giant mouse with a tacky outfit on run down the street throwing cheddar cheese at everyone.
"What the fuck was that about? "
All too soon, His lips were touching someone else's. It was a love crazed Relena in not-so-hot-pursuit of Heero. Duo shoved her off. "ICK! Relena! Cool down your hormones! I'm not Heero!"
"Then where the hell is he?"
"Uh…" knowing that hero would kick his ass, he pointed to the wrong direction, "that-away."
Relena slapped him, "PERVERT!" and she ran off as quickly. In the distance, you could hear, "HHHEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOO! I'M HERE FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU! COOOOOME BAAAAACK HEEEEEEEERRROOOOO! YOUR LOVE IS HEEEREEE!
Duo sweat dropped. "alrighty then." Then started his way home.
When he got back. He saw Howard sitting on a chair with a joystick on the right arm. He used it to turn to face Duo but it started to get funky. "All I asked for was for a fricken rotating Chair, okay. Okay, getting al little afraid, " then the chair jerked, "whoa HELLO!" then the chair came to a complete stop. He leaned over, "Sick… as a dog now. Oh..kay. oh… kay… gonna vomit."
"Riiiiight" was all Duo managed to say.
Having about enough insanity for one day, he passed a room with Heero fixing a bandage.
"What happened Heero?"
"Oh don't play innocent Duo."
"Wha-?"
He accidentally poked his wound while re-bandaging and explaining to Duo.
"Ow, you shot me you A-hole."
Duo backed up and out the door. He continued to walk down the hallway until he saw colored lights coming out of a crack in a door. When he walked up to it, he peeked inside, wishing he hadn't…
Trowa and Quatra were in white disco suits, dancing and singing to "Stayin' alive."
Trowa and Quatra, "oh, oh, oh, oh, stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Stayin' ALLLLLIIIVVVVVVVVVV-AVE!"
No matter what he saw, Duo just went to his quarters and to bed. But on his night stand there was:
"DeathScythe? No…. HOWARD YOU IDIOT! I SAID DRY CLEAN ONLY!!"
There was a knock on the door. It was Heero. "Hey, I heard ya scream. You alright?" Then he walked in. ………. In a disco suit.
A/N: Okay. No point, and yet very stupid and the writing style sucks like nothing else. Oh well. I just thought of this and I NEEDED to do it. Gundum isn't mine. But I do own a KAWAII lil Gundum Deathscythe. Um, I don't own Steve. I don't own the songs. And that's about it. And OH! I don't own any cheddar cheese or the Chuck E. Cheese mouse. Anyway. R/R and I'll try and post something CONSIDERED fanfiction-material soon. Laters!
~BG