Hey everyone this is a new revision. Thanks to Twilight-Chick3 for the help.
The summery: A girl Analice and her family are living on Earth as Vampires. The year is 3458. She meets more vampires. Those vampires are Edward and his family including Bella and Renesmee. They are very impetuous to get away from what they are running away from. They ask Analice's family to help them.
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight. All though the characters on this page and the others that you do not recognize are MINE.
I sat in my history class, the last class of the day, daydreaming and missed the question Mrs. Juan was asking me.
Mrs. Juan is a fat, grumpy old individual. I think she is eighty-nine. And she doesn't like children. I have always wondered why she teaches at all. Her face really has no features. Her eyes are a little too squished together and she has yellow teeth from drinking Porteranchile. Porteranchile is a type of alcohol. The alcohol is very strong and can make you drowsy. It also can make you crazy, really crazy. Now, I think she can't teach, the children could even teach better than she. I don't even think she knows what she is teaching about let alone how to teach it.
"Analice," Mrs. Juan said in a really unhappy voice because the rest of the class forgot their homework. "Analice!" She yelled again and I rolled my eyes. "Who was the first president of the United States of America?"
I answered her question while looking at the ugly walls the shade of aquam. Aquam is a color lighter than aqua but darker than sky blue. "George Washington was the first president of the Unites States of America." Officially.
"Wait one moment," she said while 'accidentally' dropping the papers that she had in her hand onto the ugly baby orange colored carpet. I watched her bend down to retrieve those papers and get back up again, while shuffling through her papers to find the correct answer to her question. Darn she was correct again. I will get her next time though. Ha funny, I will know ahead of time though. "Yes that is correct." As all ways.
She went on talking about how he was in the Revolutionary War and was president for eight years and then retired, as she was doing that I went day dreaming from where I left off...
I was then again brought of my day dreaming because Mrs. Juan was yelling at me. Why couldn't this woman just leave me alone already? "Analice for the hundredth time."
I muttered under my breath, "Actually this is your nine hundred twenty-ninth time you have said my name out loud."
Mrs. Juan continued but gave me a look as if she had heard me, but how could she? "Please stop daydreaming in my class. You are always so zoned out all of the time. I ever wonder how you manage to keep your grades up."
Yeah I some times wonder too, I thought sarcastically, "Whatever."
"You watch your sass there young woman."
Ha ha what a complement. I took a quick look at the clock. We still had about twenty to twenty-five minuets of class. I decided to go into another direction to get off topic. I love getting off topic. It makes the teachers so angry, though."Have you ever heard of the band called Everlasting Wonder?" She has to. It was all the rage in her time. Everyone was listening to the band. Even the elders.
"What are you talking about?" asked a person at my table, Furan. Furan has long blonde hair with red streaks every inch or so. In between the red steaks there are black streaks every three centimeters. The tips of her hair, though, is the natural coloring. I think she is ugly. The boys think she is beautiful, but I think they are all crazy. Her face never portrays any emotion except she some times has a dreamy look to it. To bad her mind gives away all of it. She is one of the most popular people in my grade. She is currently going out with Ace, the brat. Ace is very annoying he is all ways making fun of other people and doing mean things. He has red hair with brown eyes. His red hair has purple and black streaks in it. The freak is down right vile.
Why in the world would someone, especially Miss Furan, ask such a dumb question? I mean didn't she tell me that she would rather get killed by a handasantion than talk to the Knights? The Knights just freak me out sometimes. Michelle thought. Ha that is so funny. I had to suppress a laugh that just wanted to come out at the moment. She would actually rather get killed by a handasantion than talk to me, that is down right vile. Absolutely the worst. A handasantion is a evil hybrid wolf that when found is know to shred you to pieces very slowly to make you have a unbearably slow death. I found one once it was extremely delicious.
"It was a band that my foster parents listen to," I whispered back to her. Yeah right, that band was not even created when my vampire parents were human. The songs had an upbeat sound to it. It was good but jazz music is much better. The songs were more rockfish than anything. I was the one to listen to all of that music and not even when I was human either. I listen to that stuff now.
What a weird name to call a band. Our bands have names like Absent Mindedly. I heard Furan think. Absent Mindedly is one of the worst bands in the history of bad bands. The music is just a bunch of banging. I don't know why people like that kind of music.
"That would be something for me to know about and you not to care about." I heard Mrs. Juan say after a moment of deliberating whether to tell the class that or not. "Although how do you know that band?"
"Oh umm..." I decided to go with my original excuse, "my foster parents told me that they used listen to that band when they were young and..."
"You getting sassy with me girl?" I gave a quick shake of the head. "Actually I think you are. And since you are you shall go to the principles office right now!"
I really think she has lost her mind. I mean all that I was doing was giving her the answer to her question. She could be such a nut case at times. I chuckled under my breath so low that no one but I could hear it. Then I got an idea that would really put her off her rocker. "Are you naturally crazy or is it because you have had to many drinks of Porteranchile.." I heard the kids chuckling in the background because of my remark.
My question did the thing and her face got so red that it looked like it was going to burst. "Get out!" she screamed with so much furry to set the whole town on fire. I did not move because I honestly wanted to see how much anger she would get. "If you do not go to the principal's office right now … so help me I will...I will..." She trailed off. She was so angry she was at loss for words like she had them on her tongue but she could not will them out. Even her thoughts are so unsettling that I just want to tune them out for now and forever. I saw with my perfect eyes how each bone in her fragile body wanted to hurt me. Like she would be able to hurt me, that old wretched breakable woman. I just want to see her try. Although she will most likely be hurting everywhere if she tried. I chuckled once more but no low enough. "GET OUT!" She screamed at me once more.
I put my books into one pile with a quick movement and said, "Fine be that way," and left.
I knew I was not going to go to the principal's office because that would be a huge waste of time and there would be no point to it. Should I go off into the woods and hunt? No, I should hunt later with my family. I'll go and wait in the car. I'll get it all warmed up. Maybe while I am in the car I could hack the school's computer and make it seem as though I actually went to the principal's office. I wonder if we have any good music in the car. When I got into the car I decided that I would listen to some music.
Man, the only music in the car is pieces from Dove Huelen. I wonder if The Song by the Sea didn't have any of his singing in it. His singing is horrific. I love jazz music but not jazz music with singing in it.
An answer to life; an answer to health
Why why why don't you come baaaccckkkkkkkk
You can have all my heart; you can have allll my wea-
I turned the music off. Why did that have to be the only music in the car? I heard the bell ring and I jumped about three inches and heard a bang echoing from the car's top. I really did not want to see what I did to Luccette's brand new pink and gold Bugatti Veyron. Stinkin' stinkin' bell now I was really going to get yelled at.
Man those people could go slow, I mean wow. At least my siblings were going a little bit faster but not fast enough because I want to go now! I yelled at them "Pick up the pace. I don'thave all day." Yesh, they still are going as slow as ever.
My brothers, Wesley and Mike, are loonies. Wesley has beautiful coppery hair. He also looks as if he works out all of the time. All of the girls swoon over him. Although he completely ignores them, thank goodness. He also has deep wonderful silvery blue eyes that look as if you can see his soul. He is always wearing designer clothing from Hungry.
Now Mike is a different story. He has really pale blond hair. Usually when someone first sees him they usually think that he has white hair. Actually only us, vampires, can see that he has blonde hair. He also has blue eyes but they are not as silvery as Wesley's eyes. He is about three fourths as muscular as Wesley. He wears designer clothing from Sweden. He is very handsome. Kind of.
Luccette, my sister, is another story. Luccette has an extra gift. Luccette's gift is the gift to discover other peoples' gifts. Luccette has light brown hair and light green eyes. Luccette's hair is all curly. Her faces are all most symmetrical. Luccette wears designer clothing from Paris, France. She loves, absolutely loves to dance. Her dance moves are perfect. Each move fits so well with the next. She never repeats a move in the same dance.
I on the other hand, am a red head and my hair is very straight. I am like Luccette in ways. I also have an extra ability. My ability is to read minds. I have the same eyes as Luccette, but mine have a tint of yellow in them. My vampire parents think that I got the tint of yellow from my human life. As they got in, I released my anger out on Luccette. "Luccette why didn't you tell them to go faster, are you deaf?" I asked her while the car's speedometer sped up to one hundred five miles per hour.
"My goodness, go slower Analice. We don't want to draw attention to ourselves." Man, Luccette can be so annoying sometimes.
"But we are all ready on the highway," I wined quietly.
"What is wrong?" Asked Mike.
What is her problem she has to get an attitude now even though we planed to the surprise p- no don't think that she can't know. Umm... La la la la la. Um… PI equallys 3. minuse two, divided by seven squared equals… Wesley thought.
I gave a mean look to Wesley and said "nothing."
"There is something up," I rolled my eyes, "and I know it." Alice accused me in her beautiful wind chime voice that she usually kept from the humans.
"Fine. I'll tell you." I heard myself say in a frustrated voice, "I...no wait, Mrs. Juan sent me to the principal's office for absolutely no reason."
"Did you go?" Luccette asked me out of pure curiosity.
I said, "No I didn't go, instead I waited in the car listening to that horrific and deranged music by Dove Huelen. I had a really bad time in the car. We need new songs. Wesley when we get to the house you need to put some better jazz music, with out words, in the car."
"Oh." I heard Luccette let the matter go as I pulled into the drive way of our home.
My three siblings and I got out of the car. Luccette noticed the damage to her brand new Bugatti Veyron. So did I. I pushed the iron up about one inch above the rest of the car. "You fool...you...I will kill you...so help me I will." Screamed Luccette while Mike and Wesley held her back from killing me.
"I didn't mean to... honest. I… I was just startled when the bell rang and kind of hit it." I just watched her get angrier struggling through Mike and Wesley's gasp. My instinct told me that there was going to be a fight but I pushed that thought aside and thought about what Jessica would think if we got into a fight. "I promise to get it fixed."
Jessica has strawberry blonde hair with some tints of brown and red. Her hair is very straight. Her eyes are a weird milky green. Jake says that she was blind when she transformed. She looks about twenty-five to humans but in vampire years she really is five hundred nine years old. She is also my adoptive mother after I was born into this life.
I don't entirely remember my biological parents. Jessica says that I had a brother and four sisters. She said that one of my sisters' names were Eleanor. She also said that Eleanor had straight coppery hair and blue eyes. My brother's name was Ike. My other sisters' names all had vowel names but she does not know what they were. She also said that The United States went to war with Hoogaboga Slovakia . The war was one of the worst wars in the history of the world. The war was called the Dread War. We went to war because the Slovakians kept on blowing up our ships. They also had a dictator that wanted to rule the world. Thank goodness we won. Ike went away as a solider and my sisters and I went away soon after as nurses' helpers. Ironically enough the nurse I got assigned to was Jessica.
While we were tending to solders wounds the Spanish decided to launch a bomb on top of our camp. The bomb killed all of my sisters in just a few seconds of impact. I got hit in the neck and was suffering major blood loss. I would have probably been dead in a few minuets. Then Jessica decided to change me. That was probably the worst day in my life, the pain was so exceedingly painful. It was a wonder why I didn't scream out in horror. Jessica then told me that my brother died shortly in the field afterwards.
Jessica once told me that my father's favorite saying was, "Everyone dies someday, it is just the circle of life." I think my parents thought that we all died that day. My father had a coppery color to his hair with yellow eyes. She also told me that my mother had strawberry blond hair with stunning blue eyes.
My vampire father, Jake, has brown hair with red tints. His eye color is also green. He looks about twenty-six to humans. Though he is really five hundred fifty-seven. He turned my mother, Jessica, into a vampire and she turned the rest of the family into vampires.
You can not get the car fixed in your life. I hate you. Do you know how much that car costs? I heard Luccette think.
"No. I will get you a new one though."
"Fine get me the same Bugatti Veyron, okay? They are $1,192,057. "Luccette said.
I groaned. The Bugatti Veyron was about one of the most expensive cars on the market. It was a bit of pocket change that I did not want to give up. "Fine I will pay for a new one"
"I want a new one and you will have to get me one. Tomorrow we can ride to school in your Lamborghini Murcielago LP640."
Oh I love that car it is so extremely beautiful. The nice slick color. I can already imagine myself in it. Oh I so can not wait to drive it that would be so amazing. I wonder what the kids at school will think when we arrive in that car. I bet they will be thinking oh my gosh that is so beautiful . Too bad I can't read their mind that would b-. I grimaced. Wesley could be so annoying sometimes.
"Hello kids, do you have a lot of homework?" Asked Jessica emerging from the garage door.
"Hello mom." We all said in unison. We all filled into the door not responding to Jessica's question. She already knew that we had done our homework in school today. Well, except for me, I still had to do my English homework. I dreaded English I have read all of the books so many numerous times to count.
Those kids never telling me if they did their homework. Oh well. I need to fed soon I wonder if Analice will go with me? Might as well not ask her. She probably has something to do. I heard Jessica think.
I ran up to my bedroom almost hitting Jake on the way and flopped down on to the bed. I felt as if something was wrong and I quickly scanned the room. The books were all in place and the baize sofa was correct. What was wrong? I decided to check in on everyone's' thoughts to see if any of them were suspicious.
Oh man this is going to be so sweet. Jessica will never know what hit her. Literally. Just have to- I did not want to know what Wesley was going to do.
No, Wes don't put it there! Yes-. Defiantly not Mike.
He he this is gong to be soo fun she is going to be so scared. I wonder if Alice was talking about Jessica and the boys plan? Just when I finished this thought something came barging out of my closet door. Who was that? Why was she taking my clothing? Why was her's so raggied? "who are you?"
"I am no one." I tried to hear her thoughts but came up blank who was this mysterious person? Was she rummaging through my closet? I tried to grab her when she fled through my window. I decided that I wouldn't follow her because clothing are easily replaced and her's needed new ones fast. She was definitely vampire but then how did she get up into my room on the third floor with out us knowing?
I accept reviews from people who do not have accounts. The song that Wesley was singing in his head was happy birthday in spanish(I do not remember what kind). If you go onto my profile you will find Luccette's car. You will just have to imagine it in those colors.
-Unonomus