Toonville Wrestling Entertainment
Episode 1
Rated T for language and fighting.
I do not own the characters in TWE, but TWE itself. I also do not own WWE or any parody, reference or tribute of it, either.
Burn it to the Ground plays as fireworks fly in the RAW arena.
"Welcome, all you TWE fans, to the new action, originally filled with dark matches! This is Monday Night RAW!" said Johnny "The Prince" Lewbert.
"We are just minutes away from an exciting battle!" Mike Coland cheered.
"And some drama here, too!" John yelled.
"I'm Mike!" Mike said.
"And I'm John!" Johnny finished.
"Here, we'll see Mr. Krabs, the strong bad man, face the HBK of TWE, Glenn Quagmire!"
Mr. Krabs's theme music played as he appeared on the entrance ramp while a match-starting bell rang. (Mr. Kennedy's music)
"The following match is scheduled for one-fall! Approaching the ring, from Bikini Bottom, weighting in with 298 pounds, Mr…… Krabs!"
Mr. Krabs entered the ring and posed greatfully as he awaits his opponent, bare-chested with action.
Glenn Quagmire's theme music played as he walking into the arena. (Shawn Michaels' music)
"And his opponent, from Quahog, Rhode Island, the HBK of the TWE, Glenn…… Quagmire!"
Quagmire entered the ring and looked at Mr. Krabs with determined eyes. The bell rang, and the two came at each other. Mr. Krabs knocked Quagmire down with a clothesline. Glenn got up and got Mr. Krabs in a DDT clutch but Mr. Krabs reversed into a suplex clutch. He lifted up Glenn with all his might, and threw him out of the ring with a Throw Out Suplex. Quagmire landed on his back, and kipped up quickly. He then saw Mr. Krabs jump off the ropes, performing a senton on him. Mr. Krabs threw Quagmire into the ring, and pinned him.
1! 2! …Quagmire kicks out.
Quagmire kicked Mr. Krabs down, and when Mr. Krabs got up, Glenn grabbed him, pulling Mr. Krabs into a Neckbreaking Suplex. Quagmire ran to the ropes and stomped on the mat until Mr. Krabs got up, and Glenn performed a Sweet Chin Music on Mr. Krabs, bringing him down. Glenn pinned Krabs.
1! 2! …Krabs powers out.
Mr. Krabs got up and whipped Glenn into the ropes, springing into Mr. Krabs's Krabby Cutter (Reverse RKO). Glenn got up and performed a tornado DDT, but Mr. Krabs performed his patented Krabby Cutter once again. Mr. Krabs got into pin position.
1! 2! 3!
The bell rang and Mr. Krabs's theme music plays as Mr. Krabs celebrates his win.
"And your winner, the strong bad crab, Mr. Krabs!"
Mr. Krabs grabbed a microphone.
"Looks like Krabs has something to say!" Mike said.
"This should be good!" Johnny said.
"Well, look at all the fans here tonight!" Mr. Krabs said. "I think everybody loves me! Now, I won't be rude, but I am going to be number one on Raw! All the other wrestlers out there… are losers! That's right! I went there! Everybody, like the dude over there, writhing in pain, is a loser! Even Peter Griffin out there! If you want to come here, go ahead!"
However, Peter Griffin's theme music plays as he appears entering the arena. (John Cena's theme)
"Wait, what?!" John said, surprised by Peter's appearance.
"That sounds like a challenge!" Peter said. "And I accept it, crab dish!"
"Who ya callin' crab fish, loser?!" yelled Krabs.
"Let's do this: Next week, TLC!" Peter yelled. His theme plays again as he leaves.
"And a challenge has just started after a starting battle!" Mike yelled.
"Next week, in a early Table, Ladders and Chairs match!" Johnny said.
Meanwhile, in the Raw locker room……
Glenn was sitting in the locker room, remembering his loss. Joe walked over and saw Quagmire there.
"Hey, don't be sad, Glenn." Joe said. "At least you might be in the first actual Royal Rumble in the next few weeks. There, you might win and move on to Wrestlemania."
"I know." Glenn said. "It's only five weeks away, and Wrestlemania is, like, what? 10 weeks? 15? 20?"
"Okay, just think about it by yourself and I'll go for the next match of the night." Joe said, walking away.
Joe Swanson's theme music played as he arrived at the arena. The entrance-bell rang, signaling the start of the match. (Triple H's music)
"The following match is scheduled for a one-fall! Approaching the ring, from Quahog, Rhode Island, weighing in 265 pounds, The Game, Joe…… Swanson!"
Joe entered the ring with his water bottle and sprayed water into the air for part of his entrance. Sporting his trademark trunks, Joe is ready to wrestle.
Brian Griffin's theme music played as Brian drove into the ring on his motorcycle. ("To Be Loved", by Papa Roach)
"And his opponent, from Quahog, Rhode Island, weighing in 211 pounds, the Mad Dog, Brian… Griffin!"
Brian hopped off his motorcycle and entered the ring, without using the steps, posing with his trademark cross-arm pose. The referee entered the ring to referee the match and rang the match-starting bell, starting the match. Brian immediately ran up the ropes, jumped off them, and drop-kicked Joe in the face. Joe got up and whipped Brian into a turnbuckled, causing Brian to fly onto the top of the turnbuckle and fall to the mat, semi-conscious. Joe ran to the corner and started kicking Brian in the corner. Joe stopped when the referee counted to 3. Brian performed a leg drag on Joe, dragged him to the middle of the ring, and covered up.
1! …Joe kicks out.
Joe threw Brian through the ropes sending him to the outside.
1!
Joe left the ring, picked Brian up, dragged him over to a ring post and bashed his head into the post.
2!
Joe threw Brian into the post again, threw him back into the ring and entered the ring as well. Joe pinned Brian down.
1! 2! …Brian kicks out.
Joe puts Brian in a headlock position when back up, and did a German suplex on him. Joe backed up into his corner and waited for Brian to get up. Joe then ran at Brian and did a spear on him, going into pin position.
1! 2! …Brian powers out once more.
Brian gets the power to do a DDT on Joe, and pinned him down.
1! 2! …Joe kicks out again.
Brian then drop-kicks Joe again, and did multiple punches on him. The ref started counting, and Brian stopped after 4. Joe gave it all he got and performed the Swanson Stunner on Brian, knocking him down. Joe was about to pin Brian, when Brian caught Joe and pinned him instead.
1! 2! 3!
Brian's theme music played as Brian got up and posed in victory.
"And your winner, the Mad Dog, Briannnn… Griffin!"
Brian got on a turnbuckle and posed in glory.
"And there you have it! An exciting match!" Mike yelled.
"Let's see that possum pin again!" John yelled.
Cue highlight.
Joe gave it all he got and performed the Swanson Stunner on Brian, knocking him down. Joe was about to pin Brian, when Brian caught Joe and pinned him instead.
1! 2! 3!
End highlight.
Brian walked out of the ring in victorious shape for his next match.
Brian is shown walking to the locker room, with Stewie Griffin, his tag team member, on the bench.
"So you beat him." Stewie said to Brian.
"Yeah, by a pin reversal." Brian said back to Stewie.
"Well, great job, dude!" Stewie cheered, giving Brian a knuckle touch. "Oh, by the way, Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star will face us in a tag team after Chris Griffin vs. Squilliam Fancyson!"
"Alright! Let's do it!" Brian yelled.
The next scene shows Chris Griffin, shirtless and hatless walking down to go to the arena for his match. The Raw theme music plays.
"And speaking of Chris vs. Squilliam, here he is!" Mike Coland said.
"It's Chris Griffin!" Johnny Lewbert said. "And his match is already coming up next!"
Cue break.
End break.
Chris Griffin's theme music played as he entered the arena, determined to win this match. The bell rang. (Randy Orton's music)
"The following match is scheduled for one-fall! Approaching the ring, from Quahog, Rhode Island, the Viper of the TWE, Chris Griffin!"
Chris Griffin looked at the left then the right sides of the crowd seats, and entered the ring via steps. He then climbed up a turnbuckle and looked around at the crowd again. Chris hopped off the turnbuckle and waited for his opponent to come in.
Squilliam's theme music played as Squilliam himself entered the arena. (Sheamus's theme.)
"And his opponent, from Bikini Bottom, the fancy man Squilliam Fancyson!"
Squilliam walked to the apron, and pulled himself up to the apron with the ropes, walking through and posing for the crowd. The official began the match as the bell rang, signaling that the match had just started. Squilliam runs into the ropes, bouncing off them, and doing a tackle on Chris, punching him constantly, and getting up after a few punches. Chris got up and did a DDT on Squilliam. He lifted Squilliam up by his head and whipped him into one of the turnbuckles. Chris sat Squilliam on top of the turnbuckle and did a Superplex, weakening Squilliam down. Chris then went in for the pin.
1! 2!
Squilliam possum pinned Chris, causing the ref to go and reset the pin.
1! 2! …Chris powers out, lifting Squilliam up into a Oklahoma Slam.
Chris successfully performed the Oklahoma Slam, picking Squilliam up again. He then did a successful no-lift Backbreaker. Chris then picked up Squilliam and whipped him into the ropes, but Squilliam did a Hurricanrana on Chris, going into a Hurricanrana hold. Squilliam then punched Chris in the gut, then pinned him.
1! 2! …Chris once again kicks out.
Squilliam then bounced off the ropes, but Chris kipped up and did a quick RKO out of nowhere, going into a pin.
1! 2! 3!
Chris's theme music played as he posed in successfulness. Squilliam left the ring saddened by his loss.
"And your winner, the Viper of the TWE, Chriiiiiis… Griffin!"
"That was an incredible matchup!" Mike said.
"You said it!" John said. "Although a bit unexpected."
Brian's theme music played as he and Stewie entered the arena, with determined looks on their eyes. The bell rang, signaling the ring announcer to introduce Brian and Stewie.
"The following contest is scheduled for a tag-team one-fall! Approaching the ring, both from Quahog, Rhode Island, in a total of 341 pounds, Brian and Stewie, the Mad Griffins!"
Brian and Stewie entered the ring via steps and under the ropes respectively. After entering the ring, Brian and Stewie waited for their opponents to arrive to the arena.
Spongebob's (and Squidward's) theme played as fireworks fly and Spongebob and Patrick arrive. (Rhodes and DiBiase's music)
"And their opponents, both from Bikini Bottom, the tag team of Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star, the main men, the Krusty Krushers!"
Spongebob and Patrick both ran under the ropes into the ring. Patrick and Stewie got to the apron as the referee rang the match-starting bell. Spongebob and Brian start first.
Brian instantly did a spear on Spongebob, but Spongebob got up and did a Buzzsaw Kick on Brian, picking him up and placing him on the top of a turnbuckle. Patrick punched Brian off, and Spongebob jumped up and did a Super DDT on him. Spongebob then dragged Brian by his feet to the middle of the ring and pinned him.
1! 2! …Stewie breaks up the pinfall with a diving elbow drop.
Brian makes the tag to Stewie and he got on top of the near turnbuckle. Spongebob ran at Stewie, but Stewie drop-kicked Spongebob in the face, tagging back to Brian. Brian pulled Spongebob up and got into powerbomb position. Brian then ran to Spongebob's corner and powerbombed Spongebob on Patrick, sending them both to the concrete.
1!
Spongebob quickly got up and went back into the ring, while Patrick got back up on the apron. Spongebob tags Patrick in, and Patrick hits Brian with a clothesline, then does a two-handed chokeslam on Stewie at the apron onto the mat. Spongebob comes in, gets tagged in by Patrick, and pins Brian while Patrick runs back to the apron.
1! 2! …Brian powers out.
Spongebob Irish whips Brian into the ropes, but Brian counters Spongebob with his Mad Dog Running Neckbreaker (Running neckbreaker). Brian then goes in for a pin.
1! 2! …Patrick pulls Brian off, breaking the pin.
Spongebob tags Patrick as the legal man, and Patrick does his Starfish Chokeslam (Chokeslam off the top rope) straight off the turnbuckle near him. Spongebob comes in, and Patrick puts Brian in a headlock. Spongebob does his Headbasher (Jumping buzzsaw kick) which hits as soon as Patrick let go. Spongebob then ran to Stewie, and kicked Stewie onto the concrete, jumping out for a cross body after Stewie falls. Patrick makes the pin.
1! 2! …Brian possum pins Patrick.
1! 2! 3!
The bell rang and Brian's theme music played as Brian got up and got his hand raised in glory by the official. Spongebob got back on the apron and saw that Brian and Stewie had won.
"And your winners, the Mad Griffins!"
"Wow! I can't believe it!" Mike yelled.
"The Krusty Krushers beaten at their own game?! Ooh! I gotta see the last part again!" John yelled.
Cue highlight.
Spongebob tags Patrick as the legal man, and Patrick does his Starfish Chokeslam straight off the turnbuckle near him. Spongebob comes in, and Patrick puts Brian in a headlock. Spongebob does his Headbasher which hits as soon as Patrick let go. Spongebob then ran to Stewie, and kicked Stewie onto the concrete, jumping out for a cross body after Stewie falls. Patrick makes the pin.
1! 2! …Brian possum pins Patrick.
1! 2! 3!
End highlight.
"Well, one more match until the end of the Raw time today!" Mike mentioned.
"That's right! The United States championship! Cleveland Brown vs. Spongebob Squarepants!" Johnny said. The screen then showed a Royal Rumble 2010 "VS." graphic of Cleveland vs. Spongebob and the US Championship belt at the bottom of the screen. "Who will come out on top and win the Championship? Find out after this!"
Cue break.
End break.
Cleveland Brown's theme music played as Cleveland himself entered the arena, with the entrance bell ringing in the background. (Mark Henry's music)
"The following contest is scheduled for a one-fall match! And it is for the United States championship! Approaching the ring, from Quahog, Rhode Island and Virginia, weighing in 276 pounds, Cleveland Browwwwwn!"
Cleveland Brown slowly entered the ring and showed his biceps to the crowd.
Spongebob's theme music plays as he appears in the arena, running down the entrance ramp.
"And his opponent, from Bikini Bottom, and one half of the Krusty Krushers, Spongebob Squarepants!"
Spongebob slid into the ring and did a "K" pose. The referee appears with the title in his grasp, and raises the belt. The bell rings, and the match starts as the belt is placed on the announcer table.
Cleveland ran to Spongebob and clotheslined him. Spongebob kipped up and did a successful hurricanrana on Cleveland, but Cleveland then grabbed Spongebob's legs and threw him into the nearest turnbuckle. Spongebob got on the top rope and did a cross body, but Cleveland catches him in midair and does a powerslam on Spongebob, and goes for the pin.
1! 2! …Spongebob kicks out at two and a half.
Spongebob got up and tried to do a DDT, but was caught and brought into a double underhook powerbomb by Cleveland. He went up into the top rope and led Cleveland to the turnbuckle. Cleveland hit the turnbuckle, and Spongebob jumped, grabbed Cleveland, and did a Sponge Pin (Diving roll-up sitout pin)
1! 2! …Cleveland kicks out.
Cleveland grabs Spongebob by the head and goes into Piledriver position, flips him over and does a inverted Piledriver. Cleveland goes into a pin, but Spongebob pushes him off and bounced off the ropes, doing a Krabby Spear (Running spear bouncing off the ropes) ending in a pin.
1! 2! 3!
The bell rings and Spongebob's theme music plays, while Spongebob does a winning dance.
"Here's your winner, and the brand new United States champion, Spongebob Squarepants!"
"Now that that's out of the way, it is now over! See you next week!" Mike said.
"Bye!" John signs off.
End show.
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