Your Pretty Eyes
Once upon a time there lived a prince who had eyes of icy sapphire, it was said they could burn into your very soul. You know what? That's completely bull. There is no one who can do that. Hey, Joey Wheeler here. This so called "prince with eyes of icy sapphire" actually has a name, not like Cinderella's Prince Charming, or was that Snow White? Anyway, this guy's name is Seto Kaiba. Now, Seto's no prince but he's treated like one. I mean, this guy lives in gigantic mansion and is CEO of this company named after him! And on top of all that, he's as old as me. And that's sayin a lot cuz I'm only , bottom line, he is not this prince but he sure is spoiled like one you've neva seen before, not that many of you have seen any princes.
Besides being strollin' through life like sipping water, this guy is also a complete jerk sometimes. I mean wheneva you would walk by him and wave, he would just pretend you're not there or in my case, sneer and say somethin' snide like "Hn. So the mutt has some manners." That's crazy and totally unprince like!!! Right? I mean, why do so many people like him anyway? He's the most arrogant, rich, annoying, rude, jerkish person I've eva met! Who cares 'bout his pretty blue eyes anyway? My eyes are just as nice, maybe they're not a bright, entrancing blue, but they're light golden brown and I like them. And who cares about his good looks? Who would bend over just cuz this guy is somewhat attractive?
"Mutt, you would. Should I remind you of last night in case you're memory is deteriorating this quickly? Oh wait, you don't have a brain to store these memories."
See? That is just how the Jerk is. Anyway, even though he is standing in the door way, I'm gonna talk 'bout 'im. Where was I? Oh yeah, 'bout the bending over for him. You know how many people let him do anything cuz he looked at 'em with his "burning" eyes? Ew. That is just totally gross. I'm stayin' far away from him and you would too if you were smart.
"For the sake of my own reputation…and the sake of truth, let me clarify things. First of all, I had only "gone through" one person. Second, the puppy who is talking about how much of a jerk I am and how not so special my eyes are was complimenting them, oh just a few hours ago."
Not so. He's a liar and a jerk. Now can you see why you should stay away from him? Go away Kaiba, it's all 'bout me here.
"no."
Kaiba, I said go away.
"And I said no."
Who's the "rude mutt" now? See? He's…Oh Crap…Seto…Mmmm…
Kaiba's POV
In case you were wondering what happened there, I had to step in and take things into my own hands, well…my tongue. Currently, I have a very cute shirtless puppy sprawled on my lap. We are both kind of breathless at the moment so…come back later?
"Seto…have I ever told you how pretty your eyes are?"
"Why yes you have, Joey. Just last night you were moaning about how my eyes melt your soul or something sappy like that."
"Shut up, you said that my eyes were nice too."
*cough* Gentle readers, we would extremely appreciated it now if you would leave us.
(A/N: in case anyone was wondering, the reason Joey was saying all those negative things about Kaiba was because he was taking a precaution against…Kaiba's fangirls.)