bleach rumors!
Mandy: just for fun, I decided to do something that'll hopefully spike up my inspiration.
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The reason why the series is called bleach is because Hitsugaya and Ichigo bleach their hair.
Soifong is a stalker.
Hitsugaya loves eating watermelons more than anything else in the world, and he once went 'hyorinamru' on a shinigami that was hungry, saw the watermelons, and… yeahh, self explanatory.
Nanao secretly enjoys paperwork
Ukitake pretends to be sick so he doesn't need to do paperwork, and he gets to avoid his third seats
Yamamoto's eyes are glued shut because of his pollen allergy (happened before)
Ichimaru Gin is an albino. Either that, or he bleaches his hair as well, and wear red contacts.
Unohana secretly thinks that her mouth cramps all the time from smiling too much.
Aizen doesn't attack Soul Society because he can't see without his glasses, and contacts stick to his eyes and won't come off.
Byakuya tripped on his scarf, which is why there's a tear at the end of it.
Byakuya secretky thinks that the Kuchiki clan needs to screw off.
Renji got drunk, tricked into a bet, lost, and as a consequence, tattooed his whole body.
Renji was once mistaken for a girl when he had his hair down. Evidently, the person saw him from behind…
Zabimaru reflects Renji's intelligence.
Sanji likes to be scratched behind the ears.
No one likes Tousen because his sense of fashion is horrendous, not because he's blind.
Hitsugaya wet himself when he first saw Hyorinmaru in his mind.
Kenpachi got his scar on the eye when he woke Sanji up at 2:30 AM to fight him, just when the said captain got to sleep at midnight.
When someone gave Yachiru caffine while she was teething, she chewed off all of Ikkaku hair, stuck feather thingys to Yumikicha's head using permanent superglue, and played Barbie hair styling, using Kenpachi's long hair.
Mayuri has an obsession with big horn sheeps, which is why he tries to imitate them.Bahhhh
Nemu secretly want to bitchslap Mayuri to the nine levels of hell.
Rukia is a midget because she didn't drink enough milk as a kid. Got milk?
Orihime actually enjoys Hueco Mundo, where she doesn't have to hear Ichigo and Rukia try to kill each other every half a second. Ahhh, peace and tranquility… when she doesn't get beat up by those jealous bitches.
Ulquiorra was a mime when he was alive.
Grimmjow was kept in a zoo more than once, and is marked as a 'dangerous animal' in the national database. His name was Mr. Hello Kitty.
Yoruichi ran away because Soifong kept stalking her.
Urahara went away because he missed his bucket hat too much, since it wasn't allowed in Seireitel.
Uryuu is secretly creeped out by Mayuri, his worst nightmare.
Ukitake secretly wants Shiba Kaien back to shut his two third seats up.
Shiba Kaien is secretly glad that he is dead so he doesn't have to shut his two third seats up all the time.
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Mandy: well, that was short, but helpful in a way, I guess.