We do not own any of the anime's used, but we do own ourselves. Well, I own hailey. But she owns me. It's complicated process. THIS IS A CRACK FIC. OUR REAL NAMES ARE USED. DON'T LOOK US UP. WE STALK BACK.
"Where are we?" Kyra asks as the two girls looked around at the white space with confusion. "What happened?"
"Welcome ladies to the Real Life Anime Dating Simulator." A disembodied voice welcomes behind the girls, causing them to turn quickly. "Here, you will complete one and one goal only, and that is to make your target fall in love with you."
"Wait, you mean that this could be our one chance to get some boyfriends?!" Hailey gasps, their eyes now sparkling with excitement.
"Not just any targets, but you both will be sent to a world that doesn't exist in your timeline or universe." The white figure explains as the girls start fantasizing with each other. "But with this, there are a few warnings I should give you. If you die in the game, then you will die in real life. Also, you cannot return home until you complete your mission. Do you accept?"
"Let's see… The possibility to most likely get some really hot guys from a totally awesome universe, a once in the lifetime chance?" Hailey asks Kyra, but Kyra only gives a troubled look.
"Shouldn't we think about the warnings though?" The two girls stare at each other with blank faces laced with annoyance. "Fuck it! Let's do this!"
"Now that you have agreed to complete the mission, your first world will be the anime that you were once previously watching."
"SHIT!"
PREVIOULSY
"Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger! FALCON PUNCH." Hailey screeches as she punches Kyra's arm who was attempting to watch Attack on Titan.
"How many times are you going to yell Falcon Punch and hit me?" Kyra demands as Hailey starts rolling around on the bed.
"How long is this episode?" She asks for the bazillionth time, irritation on her face. "Just tell me when Sexy Pants McJaeger comes onto the screen."
"He's in every single episode if you would just watch." Kyra explains as she continues to stare at the screen with such intensity.
"REALLY!?" In a flash, Hailey pushes Kyra from her seat at the computer and scans her eyes across the screen. "I can't see anything except for this ad."
After Kyra pulls herself up, a glare on her face, she stomps over to the screen to inspect the ad.
"Anime dating simulator? That's all it says." Kyra reads to Hailey who immediately grabs for the mouse.
"Click it! Click it! Click it!" She declares, but Kyra swats her hands away.
"What if it is a virus?!"
"I am willing to take the risk." By the look her face, Kyra could tell that she was completely serious
"But it's my computer."
"YOLO!" Hailey snatches the mouse and manages to click to click the 'Go!' button before Kyra could argue anymore.
As it turned out, it was not a virus but an actual game that involved a wide variety of anime's from them to choose from. They spent most of their night deciding what anime's they wanted to conquer first.
Late in the evening, a low rumble of thunder could be heard approaching the small trailer, in which the girls were currently staying the night in.
"Fucking hate storms." Kyra mutters as she shoves Hailey to the side in an attempt to see the screen better.
"I like them. They are relaxing." Kyra shakes her head as a bolt of lightning strikes the ground dangerously close to the house.
"SHIT I'M BLIND!" Hailey screams with the thunder.
"Get up you pansy." Kyra snaps actually shocked that Hailey is making a big deal out of the storm instead of her.
"My life is over! I was supposed to grow up, meet a hot guy, have kids, and die happily but now I won't know if the guy is hot or not!"
"Maybe you would be able to see if you would turn lights back on." Kyra states, looking over to Hailey who had flipped the switch not moments before.
"Oh." She gets back up and they go back to the game. Another strike of lightening later, the lights shut off again, along with everything else.
"Very funny Hailey, turn it back on." Kyra orders to the confused girl.
"I didn't do it. The power went out." Then everything went blank.