The Dinosaur Train was rolling around the tracks of the Mesozoic on emergency freight duty. Mrs. Pteranodon, Buddy, and Tiny were unlicky enough to board and be passengers when Mr. Conductor got the message that the Dinosaur Train was needed for a special emergency assignment. They had to stay in the passenger cabins while the train carried out its emergency duties. And it was BOOOOORIIIIIIIINNNNNG.

"Let's play Candy Land," Buddy suggests.

"Um, okay!" Tiny said.

Buddy and Tiny play Candy Land. Buddy wins and Tiny loses. Gilbert called Tiny a loser.

"I want to play something else," Tiny whines.

"Okay, let's play Chutes and Ladders," Buddy suggests.

Buddy and Tiny play Chutes and Ladders. Buddy wins and Tiny loses. Gilbert called Tiny a loser.

"I want to play something else," Tiny whines.

"Okay, let's play Trouble," Buddy suggests.

Buddy and Tiny play Trouble. Buddy wins and Tiny loses. Gilbert called Tiny a loser.

"I want to play something else," Tiny whines.

"Okay, let's play Candy Land," Buddy suggests.

While Buddy and Tiny reenacted that stupid Hannah Montana crossover fic, their mother was in the car's right bathroom. The passenger cars had two bathrooms that were supposed to be segregated men and ladies rooms which didn't pan out due to each bathrooms intended capacity of one person. Ms. Pteranodon was busy fingering herself, it was sort of like a game; she was trying to cum within the fastest time. Since anyone can always use the other bathroom, no one really cared that someone was hogging a restroom for lewd acts.

"I want to play something else," Tiny whines.

"Okay, let's play Uno," Buddy suggests.

Buddy and Tiny play Uno. Buddy wins and Tiny loses. Gilbert called Tiny a loser.

"I want to play something else," Tiny whines.

"Okay, let's play Eels and Escalators," Buddy suggests.

Buddy and Tiny play Eels and Escalators. Buddy wins and Tiny loses. Gilbert called Tiny a loser.

"I want to play something else," Tiny whines.

"Okay, let's play Dungeons and Dragons," Buddy suggests.

Buddy and Tiny play Dungeons and Dragons. Tiny wins and Buddy loses. Gilbert called Shiny a loser.

Just then the Conductor came into the car. He looked at Gilbert.

"Hey junior, wanna have a go at moving the train?" Mr. Conductor said, "It can give experience to being a real Conductor some day!"

"I sure do!" said Gilbert as he ran to the engine.

Gilbert and Mr. Conductor were at the cab of the Dinosaur Train's engine. Looking out the porthole, they were on a track in the cretaceous period. There was a connecting track up ahead that the train would need to back onto. Mr. Conductor was looking toward the back of the train.

"Gilbert, you pull the lever forward to accelerate. I'll tell you when to turn the thing back."

"Okay!" Gilbert pulled the lever forward and the train started moving down the track.

"Alright, pull it back." Mr Conductor said.

Gilbert pulled the lever back, only for it to snap off at the base.

"Uh oh!" Gilbert said. The dinosaur train was rolling through the Late Cretaceous at considerable speed.

"Not again! We really need to sue the factory that makes those levers!" grunted Mr. Conductor. He grabbed a shovel and tried jamming it in the lever's slot. Then his mother came in.

"Sonny boy, what's going on?" she asked.

"I let Gilbert have a go at operating the train. He pulled the drive lever and it broke. If you give me…"

"GILBERT!" Ms. Conductor screamed, "I am very ashamed of you! Get over here you little rascal!" Gilbert tried to run, but he was soon grabbed and beaten by his own grandmother.

"MOM STOP!" Mr Conductor yelled, "Your leaving a bad impression on him!"

"My teacher did this to me in the olden days! The pain helps you learn!"

"IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! You should be beating me for not changing the oil in…"

"Time Tunnel!" Laura shouted as the conductor wasn't paying attention. Mr. Conductor looked forward and nearly pissed himself. The time tunnel they were heading toward was the unfinished one that connects the Late Cretaceous to the Early Tertiary. It was unfinished due to an obvious incident in the Gulf of Mexico. With how unstable this Time Tunnel is, who knows what horrible thing will happen to the Dinosaur train?

"OH FUCK! ITS THE NO-NO TUNNEL!" Mr. Conductor shrieked.

"AAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Laura.

"AAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Gilbert.

"AAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Ms. Conductor, "IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, BOTH OF YOU ARE GETTING A WHALES WORTH OF WHOOPING!"

Unable to stop, the train plowed through the barriers in front of the No-No tunnel and sped into the tunnel itself. The track seemed to vanish and the train seemed to tumble around like a log on a string… I don't know how to describe it.

In the passenger area, Buddy and Tiny got pinned to the side of the car by excessive G-forces and they were screaming. The door to the bathroom found its way open and Ms. Tranadon fell between her two children. She actually had her orgasm next to her kids, but no one cared because hey, THEY WERE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE.

"Mo-o-o-om?" Tiny tried to say, "A-a-a-are we-e-e-e go-o-oi-i-ing to-o-o-o die-e-e?!"

"Ma-a-ay-*ugh*-be-e-e?" Mrs. Pteranodon tried saying while orgasming, "Ki-i-ids… *ugh* I-i-i-i lo-o-ove *ugh* yo-o-o-ou…*ugh*!"

(To be continued)