Well, good afternoon. Fellow authors of the infested Sonic fanfiction community.

Hey. You know what? It's time to put up an report to the FBI to shut all of the Hentai/Doujin crap in this fandom to cleanse it.

People like you can't really be this serious of ignoring someone as good as me. I write military, but you want two hedgehogs going at it. Please go somewhere else where this is their main norm, not here. Why is there so much of this? I know it's rated M, but shit. The details of the lemons is MA at best, yet acceptable. Worse is that some Sonic characters are sometimes teenagers, even children (With one story I won't call out). There's been reports of even worse shit that I've read, yet still prevails without issue.

I'm quite the military and federal law nut here, but this would get you arrested by child porn. This time, I should report this. Doing my service makes me proud. You will LOSE the right to do this action here. But that's what you horny teens get for it. This is a beloved series, and you want to make it into your image. The FBI will be all over your asses unless you want to heed my advice.

Don't ruin the series, unless you want to pay a price for it.

Rant's over. And I'm on my way there. Good luck to you all.

Now with this story, I can't tell if this is the last Sonic story if the law doesn't work. I want this to piss people off this time, because the fandom is attracted to Hedgehog Playboy actresses. Instead of the ones that want difference? Great...

Okay. This is the main story, all the mobians are villains (Criminal Crew), and the Humans as the heroes (Storm Aegis). Better hope for the true people to enjoy this. Thank you very much for the time.