Truth or Dare

Disclaimer: I own none of these characters, apart from myself, KolKolPot and Jim, who I made up.

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Chapter 1.

Characters-

Link - Legend of Zelda

Mario - Mario

KolKolPot - Not in a game

Cream - Sonic Advance 2

Cid - Final Fantasy IV

Gobi - Breath of Fire

Justin - Grandia

Jim - A person who I made during the game

And so it starts.

Everybody is looking around the room, faces blank and unpredictable, Link noticed Cream giggling, Link turned angry.

Link: THE HELL YOU LAUGHING AT BIG EARS!

Cream: P-P-P-Please don't hurt me!

Cid: What the hell is going on?

Link: Big ears is giggling at something!

Link draws his sword. Cream screams.

Cream: Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me!

Link: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT BIG EARS!

KolKolPot: Look, let's settle this with a nice friendly game of Truth or Dare, yeah?

Link: Bagsies I go first!

KolKolPot: Whatever.

The game starts.

Link: Cream, truth or dare?

Cream: Truth!

Link: What were you laughing at?

Cream: I was bored and I laughed. Problem?

Link: Uh. No.

Cream: Justin, truth or dare?

Justin: Dare!

Cream: I dare you to dress up as your TV hero and do a dance!

Justin: Do I HAVE to?

KolKolPot: (cough) CHICKEN (cough).

Justin: Oh shut up!

KolKolPot: I never said anything! Chicken.

Justin: FINE I'LL DO IT!

KolKolPot: Gee, no ones forcing you! Chicken!

Justin runs out the door and comes back in dressed up as Tinky Winky and dances to 1 little man in a flying saucer.

KolKolPot: HA! That was class!

Justin: THAT'S IT! KolKolPot, truth or dare?

KolKolPot: B-B-B-But!

Justin: Have you ever eaten a chicken burger?

The whole truth or dare crew gasps.

KolKolPot: Well. Yes.

The whole truth or dare crew gasps again and Cream and Mario move their chairs

away from KolKolPot because they were sitting next to him.

KolKolPot: Loads of them.

The truth or dare crew gasps once more then Cream faints and Mario's moustache is shivering in fear.

KolKolPot: Cid, truth or dare?

Cid: Truth!

KolKolPot: Have you ever. SAT DOWN?

The truth or dare crew gasps again.

Cid: N-N-N-No!

Cid looks down and sees his chair. He bursts into tears.

Cid: OK ITS TRUE I HAVE SAT DOWN BEFORE!

Everyone shivers in fear and moves as far away from Cid as they can. After that they have to get away from KolKolPot again.

Cid: Gobi, truth or dare!

Gobi: Dare!

Cid: I dare you to. say Jim!

Gobi: Jim.

Jim: Yes?

Gobi: It was a dare!

Jim: Oh.

Gobi: Where did you come from? What game?

Jim: I'm a fake person.

Gobi: Want to play?

Jim: Truth or Dare?

Gobi: Oh yes indeed!

Jim: Perfect!

Gobi: Mario, truth or dare?

Mario: Dare!

Gobi: I dare you to. talk in a French accent!

Mario: Impossible! Howa dare youa doa thisa to mea!

Gobi: DO IT!

Mario: Oui! Bonjour!

Gobi: Now that's just freaky!

Mario: Link, truth or dare?

Link: Dare!

Mario: I dare you to. JUMP!

Truth or dare crew gasps. Link jumps. The crew gasps again

Link: Jim, truth or dare?

Jim: I think I'll have a shot at truth!

Link: Have you ever. MOVED YOUR ARM!

The crew gasps loudly; Jim lifts his arm to check if he's ever moved it.

Jim: Yes I think that's a y-

Before Jim could finish his sentence the crew fainted.

Jim: Crew? Crew? Golly! What have I unleashed!

Next time on Truth or Dare.

In the hospital.

New characters-

M__ Ch_d Luig_ and Rob_