Easter
"...This is so embarrassing."
"Oh, come on Orochimaru-kun! It's only for one day, and besides you fit the costume the best!"
"That's because Jiraiya-baka made sure it fit me."
Said baka only snickered at the pale-skinned adolescent in the pink bunny suit. "It looks good on you!" Tsunade sighed and punched him on the head, "Idiot. You know, you still have a costume to get into. And you better get into it within the next three minutes before Sarutobi-sensei gets over here to take us to the mission site!"
"All right, all right! Jeez...you don't have to hit so hard, Tsunade!"
"Go and change!"
"All right! Oy..."
A few minutes later, Jiraiya emerged, his face twisted into slight discomfort as he tried to walk in his easter egg suit. "A perfect fit," Orochimaru remarked with a smirk.
"Fu--"
"Right on time Jiraiya! Here comes Sarutobi-sensei!"
Said teacher saw his students ready for their mission. "Good. Well, come on, we have to get down the mall. The stage is set up and kids are just waiting for the Easter Bunny and the egg that gives out candy," he said.
"But Sarutobi-sensei, Tsunade isn't in a costume. Is she too flat-chested to be in one?"
"Idiot!"
"Ow, that hurt!"
"That's because Tsunade has a special assignment," Sarutobi said with a bit of a sheepish laugh in his voice. "And that is?" Orochimaru questioned.
"If a kid pees on you, it's my job to get them off of you."
"Disgusting! Good luck Oro-bunny!"
"...I hate this job."