'All students please report to the football field at once,' Weasel announced over the intercom. 'All students please report to the football field at once.'
The students of Cartoon Network City School did as told. They all gathered together to meet their beloved main principal. Once he saw almost everyone was there, he did a quick roll call check, then put his clipboard down.
"Good morning, students." Weasel greeted to them with a smile.
"Good morning, Mr. Weasel." the students droned back, some more serious than others.
"Now that we got that out of the way, I have important news," Weasel said to them as he paced in front of them. "I want some of you to please attend and participate in the school's Summer Olympics. Cartoon Cartoon Fridays will be closed for the summer as you all know, so I would like at least everyone to try to make it, we have competition from another school. You may be wondering which school."
"Disney Channel?" Adam Lyon asked.
"No." Weasel shook his head.
"Adult Swim?" Eddy asked.
"No."
PBS Kids?" Otto Osworth asked.
"No," Weasel sighed. "The school is Nickelodeon."
"Um, Weasel?" Dee Dee raised her hand.
"Yes, Dee Dee?" Weasel called on her.
"You said we couldn't go to other places no matter what," Dee Dee said. "Why is Nickelodeon coming here?"
"I'm glad you asked that, Dee Dee, you see, I decided to have a word with our president," Weasel explained. "We agreed to regular competitions and meetings with the other networks, such as the ones you all had mentioned. Though we are currently going to compete with Nickelodeon for athletics this summer."
"Are we going to play basketball?" Blossom asked since she was on the school basketball team and had been very good at it lately.
"The sports will mostly be outside," Weasel replied. "You know, like the Olympics. Those wishing to not participate may return to their classes, I would like to speak with the athletes of the school alone."
A big bunch of the students left, returning back to anything else besides this meeting with Weasel. He watched them go, then looked to who stayed.
Mike looked to her native island friends. "Lu, Og, you guys really wanna do this?"
"You taught us how to play sports we have never heard of, not even my mom had known them." Og answered with a grateful smile.
Lu shrugged. "Worth a try, I guess."
"I dunno, Lu, might be too much for you..." Mike rolled her eyes slightly.
"Aw, come on, give me a chance! What could go wrong?" Lu smiled.
"You could make us lose to a bunch of ingrate Nicktoons..." a pompous female voice taunted.
Lu blinked, then turned to see the older island girl her family hated and this girl had once stole Mike from her. "Go away, Hermione, you don't exist!" she snapped. "You shouldn't even be going to this school!"
"At least I'm going to be valedictorian in school and you won't," Hermione smirked. "I'm way smarter than you."
Lu growled.
"Bug off, Hermione!" Mike hissed. She did not like this girl after being snobby and exclusive, not liking Lu. Mike had her fights with Lu, but she was still tolerable.
"Now, now, let's not fight... Save that for the Nicktoon losers..." Hermione glanced at them, then walked off.
"I hate her so much!" Lu growled, shaking her fists.
"Easy, Princess, just focus on that negative energy for the Nickelosers." Mike said, then smirked at the name she gave for their competition.
"I'm very proud of you for standing up for your friend, Michelene," Weasel smiled at both girls, mostly the tomboy. "You would make an excellent team captain."
"So, what's in this school competition anyway?" Mike asked.
"The basics," Weasel said. "Such as track racing, capture the flag, kick the can, the works... I'll explain more once it gets further to the time. You have a week to train."
"A week?" Eddy asked. "That feels so soon!"
"Well, you know, the end of the year and all with graduation, I did the best I could for you children." Weasel informed.
"Weasel's right, guys, we better get ready," Mike said. "Never underestimate competition... Even if I ended up in the Nicktoons Summer Beach House by accident last summer."
"Dee Dee told me about that." Weasel said.
"I HELPED!" Dee Dee yelled with a smile.
"You told him?" Mike looked to her best friend, then looked nervous. "Am I in trouble, Weasel?"
"Of course not, Michelene," Weasel soothed her. "That was an accident and it led to me talking with our Cartoon Network president and the Mayor about such a thing. You couldn't help that anyway, Dee Dee told me about your story and how you got there by accident to do a Screwy bumper with your friends Lu and Og."
Mike wiped her forehead in relief, she wasn't scolded for that, thank goodness. "Thanks, Weasel. I'm really sorry I went over there."
"It's forgiven, now let's get down to business." Weasel informed.
Weasel talked with Mike, Lu, Og, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Ed, Eddy, Numbuh Four, Kevin, Billy, and Mandy. This was going to take a lot of hard work and team effort if they wanted to beat the Nicktoons for their school's summer program.
"Alright, can I count on you all to help our school?" Weasel asked.
"Yes, Weasel!" The students answered back.
"Right," Weasel saluted them. "Now go back to class and get plenty of rest and remember to practice, practice, practice!"
"You're not competing, Dee Dee?" Mike asked her ballerina friend. "You're a lot better in sports than Dexter is."
"Nah, I'd rather be a cheerleader actually," Dee Dee shrugged with a smile. "I'll cheer you guys on."
Mike nodded to her, then looked to the Ed who wasn't going to compete. "Double D?"
"Why, I'd love to, but you know my phsyique, I'm going to narrate the highlights with June." Double D smiled sheepishly, that was a win-win situation for him.
Mike chuckled. "Yeah, June just happened to break her leg last week and can't compete."
"It's best I'd keep her company." Double D smiled sheepishly.
"Okay," Mike gave a thumb's up. "Good luck with that. Guess I'll help Ed and Eddy."
"I'm sure we can't lose with them on our side, if not, Ed makes a nice mascot." Double D shrugged.
Mike rolled her eyes slightly.
"Aw yeah, athletic competition!" Numbuh Four looked pumped. "I can do this! I'm the toughest of my sector in the Kids Next Door!"
"Unless Numbuh Three gets mad at ya." Mike laughed a little.
"You want some of this, Mike? Come get a lickin'!" Numbuh Four glared at her, ready to fight her.
"HEY, hands off the lady!" Eddy stood in front of Mike protectively.
"HIIII, CARTOON NETWORK!" three voices called, making the others turn to see them, it was the Kanker Sisters, Lee, Marie, and May.
"You guys stink!" Lee yelled.
"Yeah, you smell worse than our mom's feet after her monthly bath!" Marie added, laughing.
"Did anyone else hear a garbage truck go by?" May added, looking mean as her sisters.
"Kankers..." Eddy growled under his breath.
"KANKERS BAD FOR ED!" Ed yelled, not liking to had seen them.
Buttercup flew over to the sisters, glaring at them. "Hey, leave them alone if you know what's good for ya!"
"Aw, shuddap!" Lee punched Buttercup away, making her fall back to the bleachers on the other side.
"Oh, no she didn't!" Buttercup growled after she got up.
"Buttercup, don't fight them, Principal Weasel will take care of them." Blossom held back her sister.
"I don't care, I'm sick and tired of them treating everyone like crap!" Buttercup hissed. "I wanna give 'em a fat lip so bad that'll bleed them to death!"
"But you'll get in worse trouble than they would!" Bubbles cried.
Buttercup snorted and folded her arms. "Dumb Kanker sisters..."
"Marie, we're outta here!" Lee called as she left with May.
"Comin'!" Marie called, she took one last look at the group, then went off with her sisters to go elsewhere.
Buttercup growled, she really wanted to pound them one, but Blossom and Bubbles kept holding her back.