It All Started With A Rumor
By: Cho Chang
{A/N: I usually write Hey Arnold stories but this time I had a great idea for a Harry Potter Fic. So here is a very funny story. About Harry, Ron, & Hermione & how things happen when you start rumors. They are in their 4th year of Hogwarts also.So without further discontinuation I will start the story!!}
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter J.K. Rowling does. Thank You. Now, Don't Sue.
It All Started With A Rumor
By: Cho Chang
Ron & Harry are in the main hall eating & talking about Hermione. "Harry?" "Yes Ron." "Do you think Hermione is a little goody-goody?" "Goody-goody?" "Well you know. She knows all her spells perfectly, anytime there's a question that needs to be answered she runs up behind you & says: 'I've got the answer' I mean she is a total witch." "Ron, everyone IS a witch or warlock in this school." "Yeah but you know what I mean replace the 'w' with a 'b'." "Ron!!" "I'm just saying, don't you think she is just a little bit of one." "& Again, Ron!!" "Come on, you know you want to at least say she's too 'goody-goody.' I know you do!!" "Okay maybe just a little." "There you go Harry. I knew you had it in you." "Whatever Ron." What they didn't know was there was someone else listening. Not Hermione. Not Neville. But Seamus. He walked over to his little gang. "Hey guys. You won't believe what I've just heard from Harry." "What." They all asked in unison. "I just heard Harry say that Hermione was a goody-goody bitch!!" "What's so bad about that?" Neville asked getting less interested by the minute. "Well then I also heard Ron saying she was a no-good spell-stealing kook!!" Seamus explained. He knew he was stretching what Ron had really said but wanted to keep his listeners intrigued. Ron & Harry weren't listening to Seamus for they were afraid of getting blown up. They didn't know that what they said would make its way around Hogwarts by the next morning.
Next Morning....
Harry woke up just before Ron. He sat up, grabbed his glasses & got dressed in his robe. Then he woke Ron up. Or tried to. He shook Ron, but all he did was wave his hand & said: "Just 5 more minutes, mum." Harry shook him more harshly than the first time. "Ron wake up!! We're gonna be late!!" "Alright, alright Harry. Keep your pants on, for all our sakes." "Ron!!" "I'm up, what else do you want?" "Nothing, just get dressed."
5 minutes later...
"Ron how long does it take you to get ready?!?" "I'm almost done." "You said that 2 minutes ago!!" "I'm done. There happy?" "Ecstatic. Now come on." They walked down the halls to their first class. Along the way Harry saw Hermione rushing to the same class. He & Ron caught up to her & greeted her a friendly 'hello.' "Hey Hermione." They both said at the same time. Hermione stopped to give them a stern glare. "Why did you say all those nasty things about me behind my back?" She asked wanting to know since they were the best of friends. "What nasty things are you talking about?" "You know perfectly well what I'm talking about, Ron. Saying I'm a goody-goody bitch who takes other people's spells, & sleeps around, fucking people here & there." Ron & Harry were looking at Hermione in awe, along with their mouths slightly open then looked at each other with the same look. "Don't act like you don't know. I thought we were friends. I'm very disappointed in you two, especially you Harry." She said as she got up in their faces. & Then stormed off. Crying. "What have we done, Harry." " 'We!!' You're the one who was mouthing off about Hermione!!" "But you wouldn't admit that she was a goody-goody." What does that have to do with it?!?" "I don't know!! I'm trying to take the blame of me." They argued the whole way to their class.
Hermione's P.O.V. {Point Of View}
'They think they can fool with me, huh. Well they got another thing coming.' She thought, sitting in her seat. She smiled evilly. 'They are gonna wish they never messed with Hermione Granger, when I'm done with them.' "Ha ha ha." She laughed bitterly.
{A/N: I'm loving this, aren't you?!? Stay Tuned & we'll find out what Hermione has planned. As Ron would say: "Mental that one. I'm tellin' you."} C-Ya L8er
{A/N: I usually write Hey Arnold stories but this time I had a great idea for a Harry Potter Fic. So here is a very funny story. About Harry, Ron, & Hermione & how things happen when you start rumors. They are in their 4th year of Hogwarts also.So without further discontinuation I will start the story!!}
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter J.K. Rowling does. Thank You. Now, Don't Sue.
It All Started With A Rumor
By: Cho Chang
Ron & Harry are in the main hall eating & talking about Hermione. "Harry?" "Yes Ron." "Do you think Hermione is a little goody-goody?" "Goody-goody?" "Well you know. She knows all her spells perfectly, anytime there's a question that needs to be answered she runs up behind you & says: 'I've got the answer' I mean she is a total witch." "Ron, everyone IS a witch or warlock in this school." "Yeah but you know what I mean replace the 'w' with a 'b'." "Ron!!" "I'm just saying, don't you think she is just a little bit of one." "& Again, Ron!!" "Come on, you know you want to at least say she's too 'goody-goody.' I know you do!!" "Okay maybe just a little." "There you go Harry. I knew you had it in you." "Whatever Ron." What they didn't know was there was someone else listening. Not Hermione. Not Neville. But Seamus. He walked over to his little gang. "Hey guys. You won't believe what I've just heard from Harry." "What." They all asked in unison. "I just heard Harry say that Hermione was a goody-goody bitch!!" "What's so bad about that?" Neville asked getting less interested by the minute. "Well then I also heard Ron saying she was a no-good spell-stealing kook!!" Seamus explained. He knew he was stretching what Ron had really said but wanted to keep his listeners intrigued. Ron & Harry weren't listening to Seamus for they were afraid of getting blown up. They didn't know that what they said would make its way around Hogwarts by the next morning.
Next Morning....
Harry woke up just before Ron. He sat up, grabbed his glasses & got dressed in his robe. Then he woke Ron up. Or tried to. He shook Ron, but all he did was wave his hand & said: "Just 5 more minutes, mum." Harry shook him more harshly than the first time. "Ron wake up!! We're gonna be late!!" "Alright, alright Harry. Keep your pants on, for all our sakes." "Ron!!" "I'm up, what else do you want?" "Nothing, just get dressed."
5 minutes later...
"Ron how long does it take you to get ready?!?" "I'm almost done." "You said that 2 minutes ago!!" "I'm done. There happy?" "Ecstatic. Now come on." They walked down the halls to their first class. Along the way Harry saw Hermione rushing to the same class. He & Ron caught up to her & greeted her a friendly 'hello.' "Hey Hermione." They both said at the same time. Hermione stopped to give them a stern glare. "Why did you say all those nasty things about me behind my back?" She asked wanting to know since they were the best of friends. "What nasty things are you talking about?" "You know perfectly well what I'm talking about, Ron. Saying I'm a goody-goody bitch who takes other people's spells, & sleeps around, fucking people here & there." Ron & Harry were looking at Hermione in awe, along with their mouths slightly open then looked at each other with the same look. "Don't act like you don't know. I thought we were friends. I'm very disappointed in you two, especially you Harry." She said as she got up in their faces. & Then stormed off. Crying. "What have we done, Harry." " 'We!!' You're the one who was mouthing off about Hermione!!" "But you wouldn't admit that she was a goody-goody." What does that have to do with it?!?" "I don't know!! I'm trying to take the blame of me." They argued the whole way to their class.
Hermione's P.O.V. {Point Of View}
'They think they can fool with me, huh. Well they got another thing coming.' She thought, sitting in her seat. She smiled evilly. 'They are gonna wish they never messed with Hermione Granger, when I'm done with them.' "Ha ha ha." She laughed bitterly.
{A/N: I'm loving this, aren't you?!? Stay Tuned & we'll find out what Hermione has planned. As Ron would say: "Mental that one. I'm tellin' you."} C-Ya L8er