Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I just crushed all my dreams in one sentence!

I present to you the story that took forever to type A.K.A.

Holy Hippogriff

"Wait up!" Holy Hippogriff. That boy never gives up. That, in case you're wondering, is the annoying and desperate voice of James Potter. I hate him, he loves me. I try to be nice to him but that's extremely hard.
"Yes Potter?" I ask. We always call each other by our last names. That's part of the agreement we made. My best friend Scarlet is dating his best friend Sirius, so they got annoyed with us arguing and made us fill out an agreement.
Here it is:
I Lily Evans agree to let James Potter stalk me as long as he never shares the personal information he finds out about me with anyone, I never see him hurt another student except in self defense and we call each other by our last names showing no bond of friendship between the two of us.

Signed: Lily Evans

Scarlet obviously wrote it but Sirius dotted the I's and crossed the t's. "Hey Li-Evans this is for you open it when you're alone please," He handed me a letter. He didn't ask me out, for once, He handed me a LETTER. HE HANDED ME A LETTER!!!!! He didn't even wait for a reply! He tried to smile, but it died halfway to his eyes. Then he turned and left me there. Strange. Even for Potter. Oops that's the bell.

Okay as you probably guessed I didn't wait until I was alone to open Potter's letter. So I freaked out in the middle of McGonagall's class and she took away 5 house points! GRR!! So any way this is what the note said:
Dear Lily,
This summer I thought a lot about what kind of person I am. You were right I have been an idiot. I always have been and I'm sorry. I know you hate me and I'm sorry for that because I love you. I apologize to you for all the horrible things I have done. I hope you can forgive me, but if not I understand.
Always yours-
James Wow I never knew he was a good writer┘ Oh wait.

p.s. Remus did not write that.

Okay so he's cute, funny, smart, and nice. So what!
I don't care!

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HOLY Hippogriff! I HAVE TO FIND HIM!! Here I am running around the whole school trying to find the person I'm supposed to hate. Finally I found him by the lake.
"James," I called to him.
"Hey Lily," He's looking all cute and concerned. "What's up?" Again with the cute/concerned look. Instead of an answer I gave him a kiss. We both could enjoy that.

A/N

Hello. Just cute little fik I came up with in my Spanish class. I hope you enjoy. My sister said it was good so if its not then yell at her!!! LoL. R&R!
I'm working on a law and Order SVU story.
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