Author's Note (Monster): Hello, our lovelies! This story is new and I'd like to warn you for the major slash inside. Warning: Danny x Funny Man ahead in the story. Sexual themes too. Their language ain't all too pretty either. You've been warned. No Hate! Enjoy.

Charlie blinked a few times, confused. "Repeat that for me?"

"I'm a virgin", Funny Man growled as he repeated it for the fifth time. His bandana rapper friend stared at him in disbelief and chuckled. "No way. You're pulling a prank."

"No, I'm not", the Mexican said, dead serious. Charlie made a puzzled face and looked at the doctor. "Is there a way to check that?"

The doctor raised an eyebrow but remained silent. Funny Man knocked his fist onto the desk. "Shut up, Charlie! I'm serious!"

How did they get into that mess? Well, Funny Man noticed some weird rash on his leg and went to see the doctor with Charlie. The woman asked him if he was sexually active, implying he had herpes. That's when Funny Man told her he was a virgin. That's also the moment Charlie burst out laughing and slapping his knees. Now he was doubting the Mexican's humor. "You're serious… What about all those girls you always brought along?"

"We had a couple of drinks, talked and that was it", Funny Man replied, shrugging it off like it was nothing.

Charlie frowned. "Dude, you're like 28 and still a virgin!"

"So what if I am? God, shut up already", Funny Man sputtered, waving it off. The doctor quickly called it a simple rash, gave him a prescription for some sort of medication and let them out. Outside Charlie bit his lip and snickered. "You're a virgin…"

"It's a choice!" the baritone voiced rapper boomed.

Charlie nodded. "Sure it is. You're waiting for the right garage to park your mini cooper in."

Funny Man grit his teeth but didn't react. Instead he walked faster until they reached the tour bus. As expected, Charlie went to spread the worldwide news. "Hey guys! Funny is a virgin!"

Johnny told him he was insane. J-Dog laughed. Da Kurlzz didn't even listen to anything of their shit. The only one who didn't react mockingly was Danny. He was new. Well, not new. They'd been working with him on the bus but shortly after Deuce left, he became their new singer. Now they were slowly become great friends with him but he was kinda silent. They just thought he was trying to stay out of the spotlight to avoid Deuce's hate. He just took a side glance at Funny Man while standing at the coffee machine. He thought he saw a hint of amusement in his eyes, but quickly shrugged it off. "So what if I am?" Funny Man mumbled.

Johnny almost choked on his drink. "Wait, it wasn't a joke?"

"God, why does everyone think it's a joke?!"

"Because you're a 'womanizer' according to every fan", J-Dog replied.

"Not anymore. I'm a virgin. Period! I just haven't found the right person to do it with", he argued.

Da Kurlzz laughed. "That's a good one. I think you're just too scared to do it."

"I don't want to talk about this anymore", Funny Man murmured. "What's up for today?"

"Maybe you're gay?" Johnny wondered aloud, earning the most devouring glare in history. Funny Man clenched his fist. "I swear if either one of you asks about it again, I will end you. It's a fucking choice!"

"Many people spare themselves for their future true love", Danny murmured, barely audible, but they'd heard it. Now all five gazes were pointed at him.

"You get me!" Funny Man sighed relieved, earning a tiny smile back. The newest member took a sip of his coffee and sat down next to J-Dog who took a side glance at him. "You sparing yourself too?"

Danny fought to keep a grin off his face. "Fuck no! Too late for that."

Now all eyes were back on the Mexican. "Even Danny's not innocent enough to be a virgin, dude. You're gonna get laid soon."

"Please, I've denied every human since the beginning. How would I break now?"

"Maybe you're gay", Johnny repeated.

"No one here is gay", Funny Man replied, rolling his eyes but he earned a hesitant look from Da Kurlzz. "Would that be wrong?"

"No! Wait, are you?"

"No, that's Danny's job."

Danny didn't even flinch. He put his cup on the table in the middle and leaned back in the couch. He didn't bother to reply to the curious gazes. "Figure it out yourselves. I'm not replying to such a silly question. Like it's a disease", he huffed angrily.

Johnny pinched the bridge of his nose. "Let's stop talking about this."

"Agreed!" Funny Man beamed.

He flopped down on the couch next to Danny and Charlie sat down beside him. "Now, will someone please tell me what's up for today?!"

"I thought we could go through some of the songs for the concert in two days", J-Dog proposed.

"Perfect idea! Only problem is we don't have a rehearsal space."

"I meant for Danny. Only vocals, see if he picks up on us. This IS his first concert with us, guys", J-Dog explained.

Danny stared at his feet, his brown starry eyes showing how deep he was in thoughts. "I think it'll be fine, but if you really need me to rehearse it, I will."

"Let's start off real easy", Charlie offered. "Do El Urgencia."

"He's not in that song, you dickface", Da Kurlzz commented reaching over the boys to smack Charlie in the head. He leaned over the lap of J-Dog, Danny and Funny Man doing so. Johnny rolled his eyes. "It's like I'm raising these guys sometimes."

"Danny, do Black Dahlia for us?"

"I will if Da Kurlzz gets off us. He's blocking my breathing", Danny complained, trying the shove him but the screamer was out to get Charlie and Charlie wasn't one to get caught that quickly. He stood up and sneaked away, but the drummer ran after him.

"Charlie and Kurlzz sitting in a tree! F-U-C-K-I-N-G" J-Dog sung. It was pure chaos. Danny and Funny Man looked at each other helplessly when Johnny stood up.

He knocked his fist onto the table and boomed loudly. "J-Dog, shut the fuck up. Da Kurlzz and Charlie, knock it off! Danny, sing!"

J-Dog shut his mouth and the two boys sat down silently in their seat. Only Danny didn't do as he was told. He waited until there was complete silence before he begun. They listened, smiled. It was their most peaceful moment. At the end of the chorus he stopped and looked at the fellow members. "Good enough?"

"Perfect", Johnny complimented. "Like a million angels singing at the same time."

"As long as you keep that up on stage, we'll do awesome", Charlie assured, getting a smile in response.

"Great! Then we're done", Danny said, jumping upright.

"Where are you going?"

"To my bunk, I'm sleepy", he replied with a yawn.

"It's five pm", Funny Man said.

The lead singer settled his eyes on him, they seemed darker than usual and the pupils were more dilated. "I'm just taking a nap."

"Sleep tight then", the Mexican smiled, slightly frightened by the look in his eyes. Was he seeing things?

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