DISCLAIMER: I do not own DB nor it's characters, nor I want to. I'm just having fun.
A/N: DBS has many problems but ZenOh ain't one of them... so far at least... I'm like 1/4 through Super, tho.
On the count of three
By your-biohazardous-friend
"that's enough, Zeno-chan!" Goku's brows were knitted, eyes narrowed, lips were no longer smiling. The saiya-jin looked at the God of All with straight, stern face.
The whole room was quiet. Shin believed he couldn't possibly have another heart-attack. His heart stopped working somewhere at the first Goku-Zeno-chan meeting. Now in the place where his faulty heart was supposed to be was an icy-cold black hole sucking up his life – one panic attack at the time.
"Zeno-chan" Goku prompted "you better apologize to Shin"
"It was my fault!" Shin bursted.
It was, as always, his nerves talking.
Him, King of All and Goku were playing that stupid board game with ladders and snakes which Saiya-jin took with him. Goku claimed it was Gohan's favorite when he was Zeno-chan's age. Shin retorted that Zeno-sama was much, much older than his son ever was. That, combined with God of All being a sore loser, resulted in painful verbal jab toward the Kaioshin.
"I shouldn't be such a blabbermouth. I just upse-"
"no" Goku cut Kaioshin off "Zeno-chan was angry at the game but he knew what he was saying."
"I won't apologize" God of All blatantly said.
"now" Goku's voice was even more authoritative.
"no"
"we don't play with mean people"
Zeno crossed his arms and huffed annoyed.
"I'm counting to three." Goku outstretched three fingers.
"One" Goku bended one finger.
"two" second finger.
Third hung in the air for a second that stretched toward infinity.
Shin took a gulp of air, presumably his last. Wandering if Goku had any plans if Zeno-sama didn't ret-
"I'm sorry, Shin-chan" Zeno finally said, his voice chirpy as usual.
"It's all right" Shin answered faintly.
Goku nodded, his usual, cheerful self returned in a flash.
"good" Goku said with a grin, passing on a dice toward Kaioshin. "your turn"