Prussia's Kesesese.

Albino.

One day, wait, this isn't how you start an awesome story! Okay, so here's the deal. So Roddy and I planned to set some prank on West while he will be doing his military crap. Well, the thing is that we don't much have a plan.. Maybe putting pins on his chair? Or.. Sliding some.. Say, erotic pictures in his files? Or making Arthur cook his food for a week? Kesesesese~! This'll be exciting!

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Pssssst. I'm here now in his office and Roddy's off to get the 'Props' for our plan. Okay, I'm slowly walkin- Shoot! While I was walking accross the room I accidentally steped on a motion sensor! Who knew West would be so tight around this office! Oh god.. Alarms are echoing around the room so loud that it could burst my eardrums... Shut uppppmein Gott..
I could hear West coming up the stairs! I can recognize those heavy steps... I have to think fast... What should I do? Should I just apologize? Hell no! That would be so unawesome! Pretend to sleep? Shit no! Gott gott gott gott what will I do! Wait. There's a small window here and I might as well risk some stuff. As I slowly went down the window I caught a glimpse of who was coming in..
"Gilbert.. Why're you.. There?" Roddy asked, entering the door. Shoot. I was hanging on the window sill of the 2nd floor... And just in time my grip suddenly released when I tried to climb back up! I fell in our backyard, smelling some meat cooking, with some rosemary.. Mmhm..

I look up to see where the smell was coming from..
Shit.
It was West.
:o
"So, what were you doing at my room?" He asked, making a questionable face.
"Uhm, I was just checking the... Uhm, house's roof for some, you know, dirt?" I answered, fixing my clothes.
"I'm not buying it." He glared.

BC

I stepped on my knees and begged, "Please! I was just trying to, like, clean the roof! You don't even do the household chores!"
"Yeah, yeah I don't do chores but I do earn our money."

"Yeah! You're the best! I heard England got a headache last... Week! What an achievement!" I complimented.
"Shit you need to work on your strategies, dumbbumm." I secretly thought.
"Hmm, really? That's how you treat me?" Germany's face brightening with glee saying, "Hurry, compliment me some more!"
"YEAH! You're the most awesome out-of-this-earthly-world , kawaii desu desu, like all those DC and Marvel superheroes that are so strong and popular with the pretty women with sugar on top and even with sprinkles and a cherry- and don't forget the whipped cream!" I said sarcastically, hoping he will, finally buy it.
"Mhmm."

"Yesss. He bought it." I thought.
"Would you like some Sausages?" He asked happily, because of my utmost honest