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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Star Wars: the Clone Wars, or any other version of Star Wars. All rights go to their respective owners.

If you haven't figured it out from the description, this is a counterpart/prequel to Ahsoka Eats All the Cookies! My brother (yes, the same one who mostly came up with the idea for the aforementioned fanfic) and I were playing the Lego video game version of Clone Wars, and this is something we came up with while playing the Geonosis level. (Mostly this part where you have to make a giant sandwich to get up to a switch or something like that.)

"NOMNOMNOM. Mmm..." Barriss smiled as the sauces of her sandwich dripped down her chubby yellow-green cheeks.

"We will be sure to head out immediately. Right, Barriss?" Luminara asked.

"Numnumnumnumnum," Barriss wasn't listening. She was too in love with the taste of the sandwich.

"...I said, 'right, Barriss?'" Luminara raised a scolding eyebrow at her.

"Hm?" She swallowed. "Oh, uh, yeah. Sure, sure thing." Her big blue eyes crossed as she focused on the sandwich. "Whatever it was you just said."

Luminara sighed. "We will call you back when we get an update," she said to Yoda as she turned the holographic image of him off. "Barriss," she put her hands on her hips, her Padawan looking up at her. "I must say I'm a bit...concerned at how many sandwiches you've been eating lately."

"Really? Why do you say that?" Standing up, her foot made a crack in he stone floor beneath them. Luminara was not amused. "...All right, so..." Barriss set her tiny, plump hands on her big belly, "...maybe I've been gaining a little bit of weight, lately, but it shouldn't stop me from being a Jedi, right?"

CRACK!

"Uh-oh...AAAAAAH!" Barriss screamed as the floor broke beneath her. And the next one. Annd the next one. ANNND the next one. Who knew the Jedi Temple had SO MANY FLOORS?!

"Unngh...ngh!" Barriss tried to get up. "NGH! NGH! NGH!" She flailed her fat arms and legs, but it was hardly any use. Or, at least, it wasn't...

...until she caught a whiff of her favorite kind of sandwich.

Grunting and groaning, she managed to break through all the walls by rolling through them LIKE A GIANT BOWLING BALL, until she came to the outside, where Mace Windu was about to enjoy his lunch. Frozen at the sight of the large Padawan grinning at him, he looked at her, at his sandwich, and then back at her again.

"...Erm...hello, Padawan Offee." Looking back at his sandwich, and then her again, he continued: "...is there something I can help you with?"

"May I have some?" Barriss whispered, her eyes sparkling.

"...No. This...this is my lunch." Windu said, backing away slowly, finding himself unusually intimidated. "...If...if you would like a sandwich, you...you should probably go make one for yourself in the kitchen." Barriss looked up at the Temple where the kitchen was.

"But...the kitchen is all the way over there. And...your sandwich is right here." Smiling, she took a step forward, but Windu used his free hand to draw his purple lightsaber.

"Forget it, Padawan Offee! This is MY sandwich!"

Her blue eyes derping in different directions, her face became angrier.

"GIVE ME YOUR SANDWICH!" she screamed, her voice demonic.

"NU IT'S MEH SANDWICH!" Windu ran off, his arms like noodles.

But that didn't stop Barriss from rolling like a FREAKIN BOWLING BALL (oh, wait, used that description already. Oh well,) until she SAT ON TOP OF HIM.

STOMP.

Smashing her foot into the ground, she forced the sandwich from Windu's hand into her mouth.

"Barriss! I'm ashamed of you!" Luminara yelled from behind. Using the Force, she lifted Barriss off of Windu (albeit, with a struggle) and carried her off.

"Where are you taking me, Master?"

"To the gym."

"Huh. I didn't know we had a gym. Can I at least have sandwiches, there?"

"No. You're not going to leave until you've dealt with your serious sandwich problem!"

"NNNNNOOOOO!"