Now then you may be thinking to yourself:
"How in the world could a simpleton like Ed take on highly trained professional killers like the Ninja of the Naruto world?"
My answer is a two fold point: He's about as strong as Tsunade without Chakra and honestly Eds a Natural conduit for the forces of nature go on youtube and search Ed, Edd n, Eddy Zappity Zap Zap to see what I mean. Now that my thoughts have been straightened out onto the Story.
"Kid, Do you know who you're talking to?" Tsunade asked stupefied by the offer being made to her, as Shizune stood wide-eyed to her side.
A short boy in a yellow shirt and blue pants named Eddy stood before her. Flanking him on both sides were his two "Business partners" an average but weak looking boy in a red shirt wearing a large sock on his head, Edd. And a tall filthy boy in a green coat with a red and white stripped shirt and a unibrow, Ed.
Eddy had managed to weasel a slot into her Busy schedule to offer her a Challenge to assist in the training of the towns ninja. Them Against Ed in a one at a time tourney to test their strength.
"Yeah I know who I'm talking to, I'm talking to the "Esteemed Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaf": Tsunade Senju." He said sarcastically.
"Look Brat I don't know who you think you are but you just don't walk into the Office of one of the most powerful people in the world and challenge one of the most highly trained ninja villages to a fight where your fighter is a walking potato and expect to be taken seriously!" Tsunade said angrily, already losing her temper with Eddy's behavior.
"I happen to be the only 15 year old in the world to earn enough money to hire your whole village as my personal guard if I wanted to. So do we have a deal or not Lady?"
"Oh that's a new one, either way one of my Hyuga Guards told me all of you barely have any chakra at all, so how is he supposed to fight Ninja?"
"Oh that's easy he's the strongest lump in the world and that's no exaggeration. Ed there can easily list any building in this town with one hand, including your office here. All he has to do is catch up to em and their goners."
Tsunade sized the kid up again, but still didn't find anything particularly special about him, except his smell which she could smell even when he was absentmindedly hanging his head out a window on the far side of the room.
"You know what kid I am going to give you a break my guards are going to escort you nicely out of the building. I wont see you until you prove you got some of that money you spoke about earlier and that your "champion" is as strong as you say." Tsunade said calming herself as best she could before Eddy spoke again.
"ED! GET OVER HERE!" Eddy yelled at his Partner
Ed trotted over quickly with the posture of a noodle before answering.
"I was just looken at the birdies eddy."
"I hate birds… anyway show Miss tightwad here my wallet."
"Sure thing Eddy." And thus to Tsunade's amazement the boy pulled a large treasure chest out of his pocket of all things and set it down with a loud thud in the center of the room.
Eddy sauntered over to the chest before opening the combination lock on it and opening it. "Read em and weep lady there's my pocket change. And proof that there's more to lumpy there then meets yer eye so we got a deal or do you want to make thing's a bit more exciting?"
Tsunade intrigued by Eddy's chest apparently full of gold coins sat forward in her seat at that.
"What did you have in mind?"
"Well I heard through the rumor mill that you got a soft spot for little wagers. So what do you think instead of you just paying me to fight the Lump we place wagers on who wins each match winner take all. I will pay for all the damages to the fighting field so even if I win matches its possible that you still come out on top. So we got a deal?"
Shizune finally decided to speak. "Ma'am I would recommend against taking his bet he has the look of a trickster and a con artist about him. How do we know he will keep his word?"
"She has a point, what proof do I have that you will not simply leave your partner when he loses and run without paying?" Tsunade asked.
Edd spoke up finally. "Miss Senju if I may? That is easily solved. Just assign a ninja to watch us; we will even treat it as a mission and pay the ninja, up front of course. Plus whether you take Eddy's wager or not I have a contract written up to lay down the rules both sides must abide by."
So he planned this from the beginning did he? Tsunade thought before answering.
"Very well Mr. Eddy I will take your offer and your bet. Shizune will read through the contract written by your partner before we continue to the actual events however we will take a week to think this out and to prepare if we find nothing wrong. It's been a pleasure." Tsunade said before offering her hand in a handshake.
"The feelings mutual I will see you then." Eddy agreed before shaking Tsunades hand. The Three of them then leave after exchanging the contract and information about where the boys are staying in the village.
Later with the Eds at their Hotel…
"YES! She fell for it hook line and stinker. They weren't kidding when those guys said she as the Ultimate pigeon, once she saw my loot she was a complete sucker!" Eddy exclaimed happily to his fellows.
"Yes Eddy but you forget, Ed still has to FIGHT them before you receive your money Eddy, admittedly Eds strong enough but before he fought thugs in this scam Eddy but these are professionals Eddy and I fear for Ed's safety."
Eddy shrugged Edd off and turned to Ed. "Ready to have some more fun Ed, There's more for "Ed, Gladiator King of the Ninjas" to fight."
"I'm ready Eddy this is gonna be a Hoot!"
Okay that's good for Chapter 1. Does Tsunade Know what she's gotten into and at the same time does the Eds. Who knows, I make this up as I go. See anyone that reads this next time.