And the hide and seek stone

Chapter 1: Mr. Dursley stood up. He had to go to work again. He said goodbye to his wife Retardia and his daughter Dudley, who was 1 year old. He tried to give her a kiss on the cheek, but apparently she didn't want him to, for she almost stuck his left eye out with her spoon. Her father just chuckled and walked away, rubbing his eye. He stepped into the car and drove away. On the way to work he had to stop and wait a lot of times. One time because two persons had died along the way, suffocated in the garbage cans on the corner. Their child had been kidnapped. Mr. Dursley wasn't sorry for them. They had to come up for themselves. And if they couldn't, well, then it wasn't his business either.

The second obstacle was one of those huge Ice-cream statues you can usually find on top of big Ice-cream shops. According to other people who had been waiting all morning, it had just flown over the road and had suddenly crashed. Mr. Dursley thought it was nonsense. The other objects were small, and not worth noting. When Dursley arrived at his office (He was the manager of garbage-bin producing company), he immediately started yelling at people (Which was his actual job). He yelled for the rest of the day and didn't see any of the frogs, flying past the window.

When he came home he heard that his daughter had learned four new words, which she was yelling at every moving object she saw. "Die, you freaky bastard!"

Mr. Dursley was so proud of her he gave her a lollipop, which made her say something different now. "Dbwie, dbwou breaky dwastard!"

He then watched tv with his wife. He noticed some things were out of the ordinary, but he didn't dare talk about them with his wife. So the day ended and everyone in entire England went to bed. Well, almost entire England.

Outside of the Dursley's house, was a little toad, sitting on their doorstep, waiting for someone.

That someone came a few minutes later. But before he walked towards the toad, he visited each lamp post and placed something one top of them. Then he walked over to the toad and clicked his tongue. At that precise moment, all the lamp posts in the street exploded soundlessly. Then they faded.

That's better. Now, tell me Minervea (Emphasis is on nerve) why are you sitting here at the Dursley's doorstep?"

The toad, who had just transformed into an extremely ugly woman, seemed surprised that he didn't know. "What do you mean, what am I doing here? I think this boy deserves better than these creatures. You should have seen them. Their son's an animal. And you want them to raise the savior of the world?"

Minervea, Minervea, Minervea, this boy's a nuisance. Have you never wondered why Loldemort tried to kill him?" Minervea accidently bit off a part of her tongue when she heard the name Loldemort. But she quickly cast a healing spell on herself when Dumbledore continued. "He had met the boy before, and he had spat in his face. And that was one of the minor things he could have done."

"But still," Minervea pled,"he saved our world, he defeated You-smell-who."

"Minervea," The old man said, "this boy will grow up. And when he does, you'll wish the dark lord had killed him. That is of course, unless we give him the worst treatment there is, and he'll learn to behave."

Right then they heard a low rumbling sound, and a triple-decker-bus fell from the sky. A tiny fellow, carrying a small bundle twice his size, stepped from the bus. "Hello Tumbledoor, hello Minervea, I got the boy here with me, safe and well. Nasty little brat it is. Almost bit my head off."

Oh, come on Hagrid, it's probably your own fault. You're a midget. You wouldn't know what to do with a child. Give him here. That's better. How are you doi-Auch. Die, you fingereating –"

"Calm down Minerva, calm down. I told you this would be the case. Now you see that I'm right, I'm sure you'll let him live with the Dursley's. Now, just put him on the doorstep and let's get out of here. I'm still planning on killing Dedalus diggle for letting those colossal Ice-cream cones fly around the town."

Minervea put down the baby and Tumbledoor put a letter on top of it. Then they left, wands at the ready. In case a wizard called Dedalus would suddenly turn up.