It was another hot day in the desert for captain John Yossarian. He had been working hard in the desert for hours, stacking boxes for the royal navy. "Ugh" he said. "This is such hard work". Yossarian was sweating and the sweat was starting to get to him. Better take off my shirt he thought to himself. And so he did. Yossarian took off his shirt and tossed it aside, exposing his stone hard abs. Suddenly he heard a voice from across the base.
"Oh my, well what do we have here!". It was none other than T.E. Lawrence, also known as Lawrence of Arabia.
"Oh my God!" Said Yossarian. "It's you Lawrence of arabia! I can't believe that you're here!".
Lawrence was glad to see Yossarian. He knew that the man had been working hard for the royal navy while he was on loan from the US air force. He appreciated a strong, diligent man like Yossarian. And those abs… those smooth, stone abs…. Oh god it was too much for Lawrence to resist!
"Hey Captain…" he said in a flirting manner… "would you like to join me at the officer's club tonight?"
"Oh yes would I! "said yossarian. "My god it would be a big pleasure!"
"Oh there will be much pleasure to be had" said Lawrence and he did a sexy wink at Yossarian that made him shiver with anticipation and the holy power of lust.
Later that night at the officer's club the two men sat down for a drink. They were both sophisticated men of the military who enjoyed talking about such matters like the oncoming war with Germany.
"Well I sure hate the idea of another war" said Lawrence. "It would be a damn shame for us to have to fight again."
"I agree" said Yossarian. "I hate war and don't want to ever fight one again".
"Well for now let's just enjoy ourselves" said Lawrence as he beckoned for Yossarian to join him outside. The two men walked out and got on Lawrence's motorcycle.
"Let me tell you, this is a way better way to travel than a plane, babe" he said to the captain. Yossarian's cheeks turned bright red. Nobody had ever called him babe before. He felt so flattered and was also woozy from the feelings of love that had developed. Lawrence revved the engine hard and took off with Yossarian holding on for dear life.
"Oh god go slower! This is dangerous! And you aren't wearing a helmet!" Cried yossarian.
"It's ok babe, no helmet needed for this tough guy" said Lawrence, and yossarian swooned. They approached Lawrence's house on the coast of Egypt. It was a very fancy mansion with lots of expensive cars and attractive ladies outside not that they would be needing either of those. They walked in and the butler greeted them.
"Ah, a gentleman… shall I stay out of the way?" He asked.
"Yes Poffrey, please bring us tea in an hour. After all I am famished." He said.
"So am I lawrence" said yossarian. "Oh please can we go upstairs". He was brimming with anticipation.
And so upstairs they went, making sweet love by the fireplace with Yossarian's hot abs glistening in the fire, making a hot situation even hotter. Then they proceeded to walk back downstairs where the butler served them nice tea - earl gray just like Yossarian liked it without even knowing that he did. Then it was time to go back to the officer's club.
"Of course, don't say a word baby" said Lawrence. "I wouldn't want the other men to get jealous…"
"Oh god of course" said Yossarian still full of emotion and happiness. "Oh please I will never talk again, just love me like you do now".
The two men climbed on to the motorcycle and sped off into the night, but Yossarian knew that his life would never be the same. He went to sleep happily, eagerly awaiting the next morning.