A Possible Turnabout: The Objectionable Sitch!

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October 6th, 10:35 a.m.
Dr. Drakken's Secret Lair

"Shego!" The green-hued assistant in question rolled her eyes and looked up lazily from the magazine she was perusing to glare at the mad scientist practically frothing at the mouth in front of her.

"I'm right here Dr. D. What do you want?" The doctor giggled sinisterly and laid out a blueprint on the table next to Shego.

"At long last, my greatest plan is completed!" Shego rolled her eyes and licked her thumb, turning the page in her magazine.

"Oh wow, you don't say, why don't you explain it to me..." Drakken seemed completely oblivious of the sarcasm and spouted off into a vibrant explanation.

"Well you see Shego, I have discovered that there is a special breed of mouse in a forest in eastern Japan that when gathered in large groups can generate an enormous amount of electricity! Utilizing these static charged little critters, I can construct a device capable of firing giant bolts of lightning!!" Drakken threw his head back, overflowing with maniacal laughter. Shego grit her teeth and glared at the doctor. Her eyes were drawn to a red box lying on the floor, a box that had fallen out of Drakken's pocket.

"What's this?" Drakken noticed the box and shrieked, diving to grab it before Shego could. Unfortunately he was nowhere near fast enough, and soon the box was in Shego's possession. Shego blinked and slowly her annoyed sneer became a vicious snarl. She slowly stood up, looming over Drakken with the ferocity of a lioness.

"Dr. D, what in the world is this?!" She held the box in Drakken's face, the doctor sweating and stumbling over his words.

"Well...um...you see...that's..." Shego turned the box around and read off the title, her voice growing louder and angrier with each word.

"Pokemon: Red Version!" She threw the box back in Drakken's face, the doctor fumbling with the box, but managing to catch it before it fell again. "You honestly think pikachu is real?!" Drakken sniffed and held the box tightly to his chest.

"It's possible..."

"Argh!" Shego threw her hands up and stomped to the exit, her fists clenching dangerously. As she tried to make her exit, she found herself a little too miffed to work the door mechanism. She glanced back over at her shoulder at Drakken. The blue doctor was still seated on the floor, holding his video game box, bottom lip jutted out and eyes watering. With another yell of frustration, Shego's hand burst into green fire as she viciously slashed the door, knocking it off its hinges.

"Ah, Ms. Go, exactly the woman I was looking for," Shego blinked, staring at the shorter, brunette woman standing in front of her. Her eyes fell on the woman's eye patch and a sneer came to the thief's lips.

"Dr. Director...to what do I owe the pleasure?" Betty Director smirked and held up a piece of paper.

"I have a warrant for your arrest, I'm here to take you away," Shego grinned and held up her flaming hands.

"Oh really? You and what army?" There was the sound of glass shattering, metal clinging, and doors swishing open immediately following her taunt. Shego slowly turned, seeing the room filled with Global Justice agents, all of them training their weapons on her while Dr. Drakken sat in a stupor on the floor.

"Oh...that army..."

October 6th, 11:57 a.m.
Middleton High School

Kim Possible, world traveler and hero-for-hire, was more than ready for lunch. The first three classes of the morning had been terrible. Barkin was apparently in a bad mood, mumbling and seeming a little more easily agitated than usual. To make it worse, she'd woken up late—thanks to a late mission—and missed breakfast. Kim was starving! She opened her locker and set her books inside, turning as her best friend since Pre-K, Ron Stoppable, shuffled over with his head down and hands in his pockets.

"Hey KP," Kim raised an eyebrow.

"What's up Ron?" Ron sighed and leaned back against his locker, he scratched his head and looked away for a second.

"Well you know how Barkin wanted to talk to me after class?" Kim nodded, crossing her arms.

"Yeah...and?" Ron groaned and doubled over, nearly touching his toes.

"I'm finished Kim! If I can't completely ace our next test, there's no way I'll ever pull my grade back up!" Rufus stuck his head out of Ron's pocket.

"Ooh...too bad," He patted Ron's shoulder, Ron throwing him an appreciative glance.

"Thanks buddy..." Kim sighed and shook her head.

"I'll help you study Ron, don't worry so much. It's no big. You'll be fine," Ron stood up straight, and beamed.

"Thanks KP! Now let's hit the lunch room or I'm gonna die here!" Kim nodded, wishing Ron hadn't taken so long to suggest it. As the two turned to leave, the monitor in Kim's locker came on before she could shut the door.

"Kim hold on!" Kim stopped and the teen heroes turned to face the third of their triumvirate, Wade Load, boy genius.

"Hey Wade, what's the sitch?" Wade sipped his soda, eyes averted. He seemed distracted by something.

"Well I've got a call for you, said she didn't know how else to get a hold of you," Kim blinked and shrugged.

"Sure put her on, who is it?" Wade chuckled and took another sip of his soda, still seeming distracted. The screen switched off, becoming a black screen with the image of a speaker on it.

"Hey Princess? Is that you?" Ron jumped and Kim's eyes narrowed.

"Ah! Kim! It's Shego!" There was a snort heard on the other end.

"The buffoon, great means I got the right number," Kim uncrossed her arms, resting one of her hands on the edge of her locker.

"Shego, why did you call me?" There was a slight pause, broken only by a brief, frustrated growl. Finally a sigh of resignation.

"I need your help...I've been arrested-" Ron couldn't stop himself from chiming in.

"Uh...isn't that a good thing for us? I mean you are a villain, right?" A snarl was his reply. Rufus squeaked and dove back into Ron's pocket, while the blond himself hid behind Kim. Kim narrowed her eyes and leaned in closer.

"How...is that a bad thing for me? Ron's right, you are a villain," There was a loud thump, followed by Shego's shouting.

"Yeah but I'm no murderer! You have to help me! I didn't kill him!" Kim froze and stared at the monitor. Shego was arrested for murder? But she was a thief...Kim lowered her head, thinking deeply about this. On one hand, Shego was off the streets. On the other...she'd been arrested for murder. Something about that sounded so wrongsick.

"You really didn't kill the guy?" Shego's voice was a little lower now, almost pleading.

"...No I didn't...but no one in their right mind would defend 'The Most Dangerous Woman in the World'..." Kim paused, then slowly a smile came to her lips. No one in their 'right' mind would defend a criminal like Shego.

"I think I might know someone who can help," There was an obviously stunned silence on the other end.

"Really?" Kim nodded, forgetting that Shego couldn't see her.

"Yeah...I know just the 'wright' person for the case,"

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OBECTION!