Hey a new one naa...aap log pd k bataiyega keisa h kuch naya socha h lemme know how it is...:)
Mere Dushman Mere Bhai
Two souls sitting in the heaven and are busy in their regular fights...
First person(FP):Tum tum ladte the mujse jab dekho behas krne aa jate the...
Second person(SP):Acha jhoot bolna wo bi is shekhi se koi tumse seekhe..ek to chori oopr se seena jori...har waqt naya bahana dhoondte rehte the mujse ladne ka...
FP: Dekho tum na mera dimag khrab mt kro nahi to mai tumhe jaan se maar dunga...
SP:ohooo jaan se maroge deko wo is janam me to possible nahi h haan agle janam me agr tum mere sath rahe to maar dena...weise mera koi mood nahi h agle janam me tumare sath rehne ka(naughty smile)
FP: KYU maine kya bigada h tumara mai to tumhe chod k jaane hi nahi wala dekhta hun keise lete ho agla janam mere bina is baar to God buddy bi mere sath hn unse kehke judwa bhai banunga tumara akele duniya me bi nahi ane dunga..
SP: KYAA...deko kuch to daya kro mujpe mai ab tumare sath aur nahi reh skta...(he says hiding his smile)
But the words really hurts the other soul and he moves away from the latter...
SP: are baap re ye to naraj ho gaya..
He moves behind him and hold his hand kahan jaa ra h tu...
FP: teary God buddy se kehne ja raha hun ki agle janam me tumhe chinti banayen aur muje hathi sare badle lunga mai...
SP: laughing abey hathi to tu is janam me bi tha...
FP: fumed in anger acha jao yahan se mujse baat mt krna mere tent me aane ki jrurt nahin h...
SP: soch le tujhe acha acha khana God buddy ki nazron se bacha k mai hi la k deta hun ab nahin ana tent me to
Other one are nahi nahi mai to mzak kr raha tha kya tum bi bura maan gaye...
SP in mind iska kuch nahi ho sakta...
FP: mere dimag me ek plan aa raha h kyu na hum dono agle janam me rabbit bane wo bade bade kaan wale rabbit red nose kitna cute lagunga na mai..
SP: other one smilingly haan mai bhi..
FP: tum keise lgaoge tum to black rabbit hoge naa ha ha ha and he ran away...
SP: ruk btata hun tuje nd two souls started running in heavens playground nd God buddy was looking at them with pure live toward his both precious childs...
Keisa h..bohot din se idea dimag me ghoom raha tha aaj likh hi dia..shall I continue...plz batiyega frns..:))