The day MiniMe died.
MiniMe was a dear friend and Austin was dating him at the time and All of a sudden we all hear screams and here comes Austin running around the produce, straight through the fruits and vegetables, naked as a jaybird. he didn't have nothing on but a SMILE! And some one asked Dr. Evil, "did ya' see what happened."
" Yeah I did", Dr. Evil replied. "All of a sudden here came Austin, naked as a jaybird. He was streaking in front of MiniMe and then he got hit in the face with a long shlong, then had a heart attack and died! The poor little guy! Austin was in love with him! THE END!
P.S.
NO, I repeat, NO humans were harmed in the making of this story!