The Ultimate Whistle Showdown, a whistle! fanfic

First Fic ever!! reviews make my day - so please do.

set to the song "the Ultimate Showdown" which I don't own!

Old Akira was hopping around

Musashinomori like a big playground

When suddenly Takahashi burst from the shade

And splashed Akira with a jug of Kool Aid

Akira began to strike like no tomorrow

Bot he didn't expect to be blocked by Kentaro

Who proceeded to open a can of Goalie-fu

When suddenly Naoki came out of the blue

And tried to beat up Shigeki too

Then they both got served okonomiyaki

but before they could eat it it was grabbed by Taki

who took out soy sauce from under his hat

and ate it all up just like that

but he didn't have any time to get away

because Katsuro came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Chaos, soccer, and explosions as far as the eye can see!

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Whistle Destiny!

Then Kazuma took a bite out of Chika

'cause he thought she looked like boiled Ika (squid!)

Maksaki and Yuichiro were out eating Sushi

Until they realized the cook was Eishi

And Marco and Saionji were going steady

when Tsubasa and Teppei came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught Teppei's leg and he tripped

Sho thought it was a ghost and totally flipped

Then Daichi saw Yuuto sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his bento which he just couldn't find

'cause Shigeru stole it and covered it in Flan caramel

and it was so sweet even Sho found it harmful

then Teppei jumped in the air and did a somersault

while Takahashi tried to pole vault

onto Shoei, but they collided in the air

then they both got hit by a Tsubasa death glare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and instant ramen as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Whistle Showdown...

Then girls started screaming, there was a lot of hoopla

As down from the heavens descended Tatsuya

who was sneakily glomped by Sho and Ms. Katori

While Shige stood by filming the whole story

Tatsuya fell over on the ground

As legions of fangirls gathered round

The players trembled; fear in their eyes

Until Katsuro saved them by throwing pies

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with Souju looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a week and a day

until the fangirls finally all went away

and the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Akira Mikami in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Soccer, action and ice cream as far as the eye can see

only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

the Ultimate Whistle Showdown...

Of Ultimate Destiny

Katsuro finished reading and set down the paper. Seiji bounced up and down grinning at him inanely. "Great isn't it?! I came up with it during class, today's lesson was just soooooo boring!"

Akira who had been reading over Katsuro's shoulder just shook his head.

"Seiji, you're on crack."