I decided to do something a little more lighthearted, compared to my other more dark and angsty stories, all you yaoi freaks might actually enjoy this story, though this story will not turn into a romance on either side, this story was inspired by a Full House episode, and let me warn you that I've never really made a all humor story, so sorry if it sucks
Warnings, one part of this story contains heavy French kissing between Roxas and OC you've been warned, don't flame.
Roxas, sighed as he teleported into his room, and collapsed on his bed, that was one hell of a mission. He kicked off his boots and fell backwards his head landing on his cushy pillow and closed his eyes breathing deeply.
The relaxing silence was broken by a portal opening, he opened his eyes and looked up to see his girlfriend, standing there smirking at him, "Well how'd the mission go" she ask.
Roxas groaned and covered his head with a pillow, "Pain in the butt, I hate land of the dragons, I never want to go back there."
"Can't blame you, with the experiences you've had there I'd refused to even step back onto the world," Xylia commented and flopped down on the bed next to Roxas.
Roxas sat up and the girl scooted closer to the blonde leaning in and kissed him, Roxas responded to the kiss, they continued to kiss each other totally losing track of the time.
"You two ever come up for air."
Roxas quickly broke the kiss blushing and looked at his best friend, "Hay Axel." He greeted.
"It's hard to believe that you two used to try and kill each other every time you were in the same room, now we all have a hard time keeping you off each other." Axel stated.
The two younger members blushed in embarrassment, "Was there something you wanted Axel?" The girl asked testily.
"Actually I have a message for Xylia, Zex wanted me to tell you that he was very disappointed with the way you did your mission assignment paper, and wants you to redo it." Axel explained.
Xylia sighed irritable, "Stupid Zexion and his assignments."
"He makes all the members do it." Axel explained "Well I guess I'll leave you two get back to your lip wrestling match" with that he teleported out.
Xylia sighed regretfully, "Man why does Zexion have to be such a stiff, he needs to learn to lay back, like us."
"Yah but the chance of that happening, is like…never."
"What he needs is a girl; I mean it did wonders for you."
"Hay" Roxas glared, "Well anyway, the chance of that happening is about the same because the only other girl in the Organization is Larxene and when that happens…" Roxas suddenly trailed off at the look on Xylia's face, she looked like an idea was forming in her head. "Do I even want to know what you're thinking?" he asked.
"Roxas think about it, wouldn't the two of them make a cute couple?"
"Yah if he stayed alive long enough for anyone to even notice, and I couldn't think of two people that are more opposites than those two."
"Haven't you ever heard of opposites attracting, and I know exactly how to start it."
"When did I join this matchmaking serves?"
"Just leave it to me." Xylia said then teleported out of the room.
Roxas just sat there in shock, "Why do I get the feeling that this is going to end very badly."
Roxas sat at the kitchen table for breakfast, almost completely forgotten the conversation he had with Xylia, but it wasn't long before he was reminded for he had barely token a bite of his scrambled eggs when Xylia sat down next to him and whispered in his ear, "I have it all ready meet me in my room after breakfast." It took a moment for Roxas to remember what she was talking about, and nodded silently to her when he did.
After the Key of Destiny had finished his meal and put his plate in the sink he teleported to his girlfriend's room to find out what she had planned. "Ok Xylia, what's great plan you have?"
"You sound like you have no faith in me" the girl pretended to look hurt.
"Just tell me what it is."
Xylia just handed him a single piece of paper, "A note?" Roxas asked like he thought she was crazy "That's your great plan?"
"You have no faith in my whatsoever, just read it," Xylia irritable ordered.
Roxas sighed in defeat and read the note out loud, "To my only love, ever since the first time I laid my eyes on you, I couldn't get you out of my mind, my nonexistent heart inflates with lust when I see you walking past me, and if you turn me down I'll probably melt into a pool of nobody depression, signed lovesick nobody."
There was a very, very long silence, finally the boy spoke "Are. You. Kidding me, who in there right mind, would believe this."
Xylia gave him a hurt look that actually looked sincere, "I wrote it as if I was writing it to you."
Roxas mentally kicked himself, and was about to start a long apology, about how he was wrong and it was a perfect love letter then suddenly noticed a flaw, "Wait that can't be true, it says that the first time I laid my eyes on you I couldn't get you out of my mind, the first time we saw each other we hated each other."
"But I still couldn't keep you out of my mind, though my thoughts were, I want to kill him, but that's beside the point, this is going to work."
"How exactly are you going tell Larxene that this is from Zexion, it doesn't even have a name on it?"
"First of all, we are not going to give this to Larxene, we're going to give it to Zexion."
"So what do you plan to do, just waltz over and give it to him saying that its from Larxene, oh that a good idea, he'll go to Larxene and chew her out for "pretending" to have feelings for him, and assuming that he survives her wrath, he'll figure out that that it wasn't her and pin it on us, than we get in trouble."
Xylia glared at him, "You know your being a real party pooper, and it's starting to bug me, I told you I have this planned out, Zexion is going to find the note in one of his books-."
"And how is he supposed to know that it's from Larxene?"
"Would you let me finish" Xylia snapped "We are also going to put in the book this bracelet" she hold up Larxene gold plated bracelet with clear diamonds in it, "That way he'll know that it's from her."
"Larxene's going to kill you if she finds out that you took that."
"How she going to find out?" she smiled mischievously.
"Ok all right, but knowing Zexion as soon as he finds it, he'll go and give her a lecture about how we can't feel love, and do you really think he'll go against the rules, no love relationships allowed in the organization, I mean sure we're doing it but Zexion is part of the original six, and he's not gonna go against Xemnas."
"Destiny has a way of making things work out" was her simple answer.
"You got a lot of faith to be relying on destiny."
Xylia decided not to comment on that and began explaining her plan, "Ok here's what we're going to do, I'm going to go into Zex's room and distract him, I'll ask him a question that will end up with him giving me a whole lecture."
"That shouldn't be too hard" Roxas commented.
"While I'm talking with him you sneak in and hide the letter and the bracelet in one of the books, make it one on the front shelf, he flips through those book every day and is sure to see it, once your finished, sneak out and come and get me, make up some excuse that will make me have to leave, then all we have to do is sit back and watch the show."
Roxas waited around the corner of the hallway, and listened to Xylia knock on her brothers door, another moment later he heard a door swing open and Zexion say, "What is it Xylia?"
This was Roxas' queue to teleport into the room, he reappeared behind a large bookshelf and swung his head around to look at Zexion, he saw him standing in front of his open door, and Xylia on the other side of the doorway, pretending to seem interested in what her brother was talking about. Holding his breath he walked into the open and quickly grabbed a book without really looking at it opened it up to a random page and gently placed the note and the bracelet inside the pages, quietly closing it and stuffing it back on the shelf, then quickly portalling out.
He sighed with relief when he reappeared in the hallway and heard Zexion still speaking to Xylia, briefly making sure he didn't have a guilty look on his face before walking around the corner making his superior stop mid sentence and stare at him, "Sorry for interrupting but Vexen sent me to get Xylia, he need a sample of her senge to make more antidote," Roxas quickly lied.
The clocked schemer gave him a suspicious look before nodding, "Go ahead Xylia, come back later and we will continue our discussion."
"Um yah sure," the Deadly Shrine said looking like she was never really listening in the first place, and the two walked away.
"So did you do it?" She asked the blonde when they were out of earshot.
"Yah" was Roxas' reply.
"Great, by next week I bet the two of them will be dating like you and me."
"I still think that you're putting too much faith in Destiny."
Thanks for reading
I really don't feel like dealing with flames right now, so sorry flamers your niether welcome nor invited to this story, maybe next time.
I'm really not sure if I'll continue this story, it depends on how you viewers react to it, if you like the idea and want me to continue that review and tell me, if you think it's a stupid idea and I shouldn't continue than either don't review, or review and tell me.
Disclaimer, I dont own kingdom hearts, I don't even know this story plot, it was inspired by Full House eposode Secret Admirer