On second thought, it probably wasn't the best idea to have a military sleepover.
Roy mustang smashed his face in his pillow. "UGH." If he listened to Havoc tell one more story proving his bad luck with women, he was going to explode. Lieutenant Hawkeye was doing her nails. (WUT.) Roy wished they had brought their phones so he could troll her again, but they hadn't. Besides, He didn't want to get slapped. Again. Armstrong was yelling about something "PASSED DOWN IN HIS FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS" until one of his sparkles fell off. "THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SPARKLE!" He wailed, Squishing Edward Elric with a giant hug. Breda hadn't come because he didn't want to be in the same room as Black Hayate, who was licking Lieutenant Hawkeye. Kain Fuery was in the corner trying to deal with the fact that he was surrounded by freaks and wierdos. Roy blocked out the noise and slowly fell asleep.
He awoke to gunshots and a shriek of "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FOOT?" He groggily opened his eyes and found Riza staring down at him. He realized he was hugging her foot. "Well, it's not the most embarrassing place for me to be hugging." He said. "OOOOOOOOH!" Shouted Ed. "QUIT IT, SHORTY!" Roy yelled. "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" Ed shrieked. They bickered until Riza slapped them both and pulled them apart. Everyone knew they would be talking about this for a long time.