A/N: yep, it's another dbz fic, lol... hope you enjoy ;)

The match was set, and nearly over, as Goku delivered the last punch, sending Vegeta flying towards Capsule Corp. He growled as he crashed headfirst into the garden.

Goku landed back to the ground, sweat pouring profusely from his forehead. "Gosh... Vegeta has gotten so much stronger since I've last seen him..."

"Surprised?"

He glanced behind him, and saw Vegeta levitating on his left side. "Not really." he laughed.

He stretched out his arm to attack, but paused, landing back on the ground. Something was strange... he was feeling... strange.

"Vegeta?" Goku murmured, staring at the petite Saiyan scrunching up his nose.

"I'm fine, just... give me a minute will you...?"

Goku cocked his head, utterly confused by the Prince's odd behavior. "Whatever you say, Vegeta... I'll be right back... gotta take a whizz..."

As Goku rushed to the restroom, Vegeta was left alone, scrunching up his nose. He felt very uncomfortable... like something was... crawling up his nose as he breathed in.

Slowly, he removed his glove, and put his index finger right into his nostril, trying to figure out what was blocking his airways. The results was nothing what he had imagined. It was a clear, sticky material that he had never encountered before. What was that thing, and why was it in his nose??

He took a sniff at it, but couldn't make anything out of it. Just what the hell was that thing??

"It has no smell... I wonder what it tastes like..." he bought the strange object to his lips, and parted his lips a little.

"Vegeta!!! You destroyed my garden patch!!! AGAIN!!! JUST WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOUR-"

"Woman?" he murmured silently, as he chewed on the strange material. Bulma's face went blue as he swallowed the last remains of it... it actually tasted good... coming from his nose.

"Vegeta, did you just-" Bulma asked, wavering in and out of consciousness.

"Do what, woman?"

"You just... ahhhhhhhh..." Bulma fainted, her legs twitching in the air. He got closer to her, slightly confused, and then he heard Goku's laughter. Which meant he was back from doing his business.

"Wow... even I wouldn't do THAT Vegeta!!" Goku laughed.

"What is... what is so god damn funny Kakkarot!!??"

"Dude... you just ate off your boogies!!!!" Goku laughed even harder now, falling to the ground miserably.

Vegeta shook his head silently. "I... don't get it..."

"And you were picking your nose, and... then you just ate it, and... OH THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS!!!!"

"My boyfriend... ate his... own mucus... oh my head..." Bulma whimpered, still shaken from what she had just witnessed.

"MUCUS!!!??? OH SHIT!!!" Vegeta gagged, and ran to a nearby bush, turning green as he tried to extricate what he had just eaten.

"Oh boy... what a day... I wonder what's gonna happen tomorrow." Goku chuckled, scratching the back of his neck nervously.

A/N: how's that for ch 1? I hope you enjoyed it. This fic is just based on short chpts...just like this one. Remember, R&R!!!