Yoruichi and Grimmjow are arguing in the living room where Renji is sorting through stuff.
Yoruichi" I didn't take your stupid phone!"
Grimmjow" Yes you did! Then Explain why you were nagging me for it ever since I got it!"
Renji" Can you two love birds shut the hell up?"
Yoruichi" Well he's accusing me for stealing his phone!"
Grimmjow"Your full of shit! You took it!"
Renji" Can we lower the decimals- Hey what's this?"
He lifts up a tape that says explicit on the cover.
Renji" Porn...nice."
He smirks as he puts it in the VCR then presses play.
Yoruichi" Oh you-"
Yoruichi stops when she hears her voice on the video talking dirty to someone else. Everyone turns to the t.v. Grimmjow starts laughing but keeps it in while covering his mouth. Yoruichi elbows him in the ribs.
Yoruichi" I've never had sex with a chic before."
Soi Fong" It's okay, sit back and relax, I know everything there is to know.."
There's an akward silence. Moans excape the t.v., kissing noises, and is that a vibrater?
...yep
Yoruichi's mouth is wide open, flabber gasted. Grimmjow and Renji are laughing histerically. Soi Fong walks into the living room with earphones in her ear, singing katy Perry's "I kissed a girl". Soi FOng looks up to the everyone looking to her.
Soi Fong" What?"
She looks to the t.v. then smiles.
Soi Fong" I'd thought you'd want to remember..."
She stops as she sees the looks from everyone.
Grimmjow" That's my phone!"
Yoruichi" You video taped it!"
Renji" AHHHH!!!"
Just for the hell of it Renji thought it was necessary. Soi Fong shrugs then quickly runs as everyone chases her.
Well...that's really akward don't ya think
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