Hey, guise, my names Amaranth Luciferia Dusk Crow Void. Im a gothik vampryre which and a sssssssuper Slythrnin cuz I go to Hogwartz! 14XD. Im a sventh yeer and I wood have been the hed gurl but Dumbeldoor only lets the prepx do that cuz hes a poser. Im super hott so I hav lots of boyz chaseing me, evevn some of the preppy 1s thow they wont say it.
Today I made myself get up evn thow it wuz daytime and I hait the sun but I set my radio alarm to The Used so I didnt mind as much. I got up and put on a tight black outfight with blak corset dress with green lace and black convurss boots with green laces and green fishnets. I put on my Slitherin class ring (a ssilver snake with emruld is that raps up my fingr) and my ring that luks like green fire and the 1 that is a broekn hart on my thum. Then I put on my black lethur gluvs with green corset laces down the arms. My eerings wur pentagroms with emruld senturs and big stars (u no the 1s with 2 parts in eech point). Then I put on my tite blak HIM jaket and put my hare into a ponytale but with the bangs hanging in my is. Then I put on makeup that was lotsssssssssss of blak iliner and green ishaddow and teer-proof mascra with brite red lipstick and wite foundashun.
B4 I left I found my roomate Luna Nightmare Tara Enoby Fall. Shes my twin sister and owr parents wur killed in a bote axident when we wur 3. Now we liv with owr ant… profesur MgGonagul.
McGoogl is akshully a vamp and the hed of Ssssssslythrin becuz she wuz only faking bein a Griffindork cuz she wanted 2 fiks the Hows Cup. The Griffindorks r such fckin poserz tht they got Dumblydior 2 change the pts. So MacGongle maid them loose all theyre pts. ALL OF THEM. Affter we kickd there assez those fuckers wined 2 the Head Loser n he bein such a PREP hez also the Head of GryffenDork now.
"Hey Tar" I said darkily (get it cuz it's black!).
"Hey sisss" sed bak all hissy.
Enoby in her supper goffik blak dress frm Hot Topick (they buy them on the internets im not stooped I kno its an American store god you fcking flamers) finished getting ready by applyin blak illiner, silver ishade, blak lipstick nd wite foundation.
"Yo, gurl shud, we go to, breakfaassst?" ponderd Siss.
"Yes, lets goe 2 brkfist!" I stated in nswer 2 hr queshton.
We wint 2 brakefast in the Grate Hall. Every1 had savd us seets bcuz weer the hawtest goth gurls in Slitherin. One of the phirst yr boys brought me my coffie- blak like the soul i nvr had cuz im a vampre- nd sum blod sassage cz of the vampyre-ness again.
"Plz Satin mirdur da Grifenindjorks 2day' wee askd 2geddur b4 eatin. (we's santanist!).
"Hey Amanranth and Ebony" Peeves said spookily.
"Hey Pervs!" we sayd gloomily.
"Hav u herd about da party?"
"Wut party?" we axed.
"The GHOST PARTY!"
"What gosts?"
"The ghosts wif the power" obscured the Pewtergeist (geddit cuz clarify is 2 lite n shadows r goftic)
"Watt power?"
"Da pwer of voodoo."
"Voodoo?" we cursd sexily.
"You do!"
"Doo whaaaaaaaat?"
"Remind me of the babe!" exclaimed Peeves (geddit? =D)
"What babe, Pervs?"
"Nevr mind. The party at the graveyard."
"Oh, cool, we luv gravyards" we sed gravely.
"So, r u cumming?"
"…..TBC
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